# Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of lady who.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 20, 2008, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930 "2008-05-20T02:35:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/61 "2008-05-27T20:09:51Z")
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord] Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of lady who would give a blow job and bite off Bill’s dick. [/QUOTE] Yeah, but who could blame her? 😃 [QUOTE=nivlac] Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of lady who has not shopped at a supermarket in the last 20 years. [/QUOTE] No, Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of lady who elbows her way to the front of the line, argues over expired coupons, and brings a cartload of grocceries to the Express Lane. Hillary Clinton also looks like the kind of lady who… …irons her underwear. …knows the right fork to use, and berates you if you don’t. …would wrap your knuckles with a ruler and make you sit in the corner for (allegedly) making faces during catechtism. …who never bothered with a Pooper-Scooper[sub]TM[/sub] when taking Buddy for a walk-and let him poop on your lawn, looking you right in the eyes while he did so. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/62 "2008-05-27T20:30:27Z")
Hillary Clinton also looks like the kind of lady who… …wears the same size dress at 60 she wore at 25- because she switches tags. …has supporters in Bakersfield, pumping, pumping, pumping… …prefaces racist remarks with ‘I don’t mean anything racist by this, but…’ …begins each morning by consulting her mirror for that day’s beauty polls (and the mirror knows to lie) …knows 7 ways to kill a person with a plastic spork …watches Cate Blanchett’s swordplay in the new _Indiana Jones_ movie and yells “That’s not the sword I’d have used… don’t parry, THRUST you stupid bitch! Slice the femeral… idiot!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/63 "2008-05-27T21:17:58Z")
Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of person who has the absolute perfect house for you in her real estate listings and will not let you go until you see it, even though you’ve already bought another house and have been living in it for the last two years. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/64 "2008-05-27T22:00:06Z")
She looks like the kind of person who would eat the corn husk on a tamale and tell you that they way you were doing it was wrong. ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/65 "2008-05-28T00:43:51Z")
Hillary looks like the kind of lady who, when you drop the bucket of blood on her, will kill you with her rage. ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/66 "2008-05-28T01:21:05Z")
Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of lady who _really_ enjoys the company of other ladies. Just sayin’… ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/67 "2008-05-29T17:14:26Z")
Oh, my God. Hillary Clinton is [Tracy Flick](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0126886/)! She must be stopped! ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/68 "2008-05-29T17:47:08Z")
Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of lady who: [ul]Always thanks everyone for coming, even when it’s not her house.[/ul] [ul]Serves a catered cake and tearfully recalls how her grandmother whispered the recipe into her ear, as her last words on her deathbed.[/ul] [ul]Parks her Escalade diagonally across three spaces in a packed parking deck.[/ul] [ul]Is fond of announcing that she’s “heavily involved with third-world charities,” having given her housekeeper a $10 Crate and Barrel gift card at Christmas. [/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/69 "2008-05-29T18:59:23Z")
…Would take a batch of unwanted kittens, put them in a burlap sack with a brick and throw them in the river. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/70 "2008-05-29T19:14:18Z")
[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip] Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of lady who: [ul]Is fond of announcing that she’s “heavily involved with third-world charities,” having given her housekeeper a $10 Crate and Barrel gift card at Christmas. [/ul] [/QUOTE] . . . that she won in a holiday contest at work. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930.md?page=3)