# Hillary Clinton's Presidential Campaign Discussion **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [May 4, 2016, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873 "2016-05-04T11:09:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 55
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1081 "2016-09-09T12:30:27Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Can we keep it? I’m guessing there are plenty of people willing to feed it. it’s the cleaning up after that everyone avoids. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1082 "2016-09-09T13:01:44Z")
> [@toocrazy2yoo](#): > > Then, there’s the coughing jags. Emphysema? Budding/full-blown lung/throat/esophageal cancer? TB from hanging out with too many immigrants? Throat chlamydia, do try to keep up with your own conspiracy theories. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1083 "2016-09-09T13:11:58Z")
Huma has it. But not in her throat. Question: how did Hillary get Huma’s chlamydia in her throat? Right wing logic! ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1084 "2016-09-09T13:15:22Z")
> [@toocrazy2yoo](#): > > Hillary is a Stoli-Drunk. Cite? > [@toocrazy2yoo](#): > > She’s been in some kind of “recovering from the trail” status since Thursday before Labor Day, then she fielded softballs from the “press” on that crummy plane of hers. Cite? > [@toocrazy2yoo](#): > > Before Labor Day? Propped up, Cite? > [@toocrazy2yoo](#): > > drunk, Cite? > [@toocrazy2yoo](#): > > needs help up a flight of 5 steps by two helpers, Cite? > [@toocrazy2yoo](#): > > stuttering, the TIA stroked, brain-bleeds are just some of her problems. Cite? > [@toocrazy2yoo](#): > > She also hides, within the bloomers of her pants suits from the Chairman Mao collection, her diapers, because her vodka-wrecked bladder doesn’t hold up anymore. Cite? > [@toocrazy2yoo](#): > > Several times she’s left with “emergencies” from the podium, once at a debate. Cite? > [@toocrazy2yoo](#): > > And, she has a personal assistant constantly nearby to catch her if she falls back from the podium and curiously, he gives her some kind of injection, probably a speedball of some kind, very quickly and discretely. Cite? > [@toocrazy2yoo](#): > > Her Chief of Staff, Dear Huma, compromised by her perverted husband has a decade-long history as editor of a hard might Muslim news outlet and is widely known to be pro-Sharia Law. Cite? > [@toocrazy2yoo](#): > > And women, feminists, they’re ok with this? > > Then, there’s the coughing jags. Emphysema? Budding/full-blown lung/throat/esophageal cancer? TB from hanging out with too many immigrants? She thinks Trump is her husband one time, she referred to Russia as the Soviet Union several times in speeches the past several weeks. She stutters and stammers sometimes, all symptoms of strokes or dementia. She corrects herself belatedly, but she’s clearly in trouble from strokes or early-onset dementia or Alzheimer’s. The fresnel prismatic lenses in her glasses are to turn her double vision into single. Forgetting policy, forgetting the “First Vagina” considerations, this is the creature that will be poured into the White House, IF she even makes it. This to say nothing of her cretin of a husband, regardless of his likeability, wandering the White House doing…what? > > She’s a wreck and she ain’t gonna make to to November without constant nursing and personal care. They’re gonna try to get her across that finish line if it kills her. She grows more haggard and ill by the day. Democrats know now, it’s out there, more and more by the day? And yet, this is their best? No Liz, no Biden, there are others. Instead, this. > > Just sayin’… Just sayin’ - this all says more about you than it does Clinton. ---
**Author:** ![toocrazy2yoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@toocrazy2yoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toocrazy2yoo)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1085 "2016-09-09T14:07:29Z")
> [@SlackerInc](#): > > Oh joy, a visitor from the deepest recesses of the alt-right fever swamp. Actually, not, just an American that would like different from a drunken criminal. And you are a “guest” from the Democrat Zombie Society, I guess? Don’t care about any of it, do you? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1086 "2016-09-09T14:13:10Z")
> [@toocrazy2yoo](#): > > Actually, not, just an American that would like different from a drunken criminal. Then why did your party nominate a lying braggart with even lower likeability than Hillary? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1087 "2016-09-09T14:13:41Z")
All of you Alt-Right guys fervently deny it, but the language and the call-outs are always the same. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1088 "2016-09-09T14:15:50Z")
All politicians get discreet speedball injections while on stage. It’s just the way it is nowadays -like cyclists. You can’t compete with the other politicians if you don’t do it too. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1089 "2016-09-09T14:24:09Z")
> [@toocrazy2yoo](#): > > Hillary is a Stoli-Drunk. She’s been in some kind of “recovering from the trail” status since Thursday before Labor Day, then she fielded softballs from the “press” on that crummy plane of hers. Before Labor Day? Propped up, drunk, needs help up a flight of 5 steps by two helpers, stuttering, the TIA stroked, brain-bleeds are just some of her problems. She also hides, within the bloomers of her pants suits from the Chairman Mao collection, her diapers, because her vodka-wrecked bladder doesn’t hold up anymore. Several times she’s left with “emergencies” from the podium, once at a debate. And, she has a personal assistant constantly nearby to catch her if she falls back from the podium and curiously, he gives her some kind of injection, probably a speedball of some kind, very quickly and discretely. Her Chief of Staff, Dear Huma, compromised by her perverted husband has a decade-long history as editor of a hard might Muslim news outlet and is widely known to be pro-Sharia Law. And women, feminists, they’re ok with this? > > Then, there’s the coughing jags. Emphysema? Budding/full-blown lung/throat/esophageal cancer? TB from hanging out with too many immigrants? She thinks Trump is her husband one time, she referred to Russia as the Soviet Union several times in speeches the past several weeks. She stutters and stammers sometimes, all symptoms of strokes or dementia. She corrects herself belatedly, but she’s clearly in trouble from strokes or early-onset dementia or Alzheimer’s. The fresnel prismatic lenses in her glasses are to turn her double vision into single. Forgetting policy, forgetting the “First Vagina” considerations, this is the creature that will be poured into the White House, IF she even makes it. This to say nothing of her cretin of a husband, regardless of his likeability, wandering the White House doing…what? > > She’s a wreck and she ain’t gonna make to to November without constant nursing and personal care. They’re gonna try to get her across that finish line if it kills her. She grows more haggard and ill by the day. Democrats know now, it’s out there, more and more by the day? And yet, this is their best? No Liz, no Biden, there are others. Instead, this. > > Just sayin’… I’m anxiously awaiting your credentials, and then I will take your word for stroke as a valid diagnoses. With a disclaimer that you shouldn’t attempt to diagnose someone without examining them first. How many strokes or brain bleeds have you seen? I’ve seen several in my over 8 years as an EMT. Symptoms vary person to person, but I’ve never come across a stroke/CVA patient who fit into your description. Not as easily as your trying to pigeonhole her, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1090 "2016-09-09T14:49:04Z")
> [@toocrazy2yoo](#): > > Hillary is a Stoli-Drunk. She’s been in some kind of “recovering from the trail” status since Thursday before Labor Day, then she fielded softballs from the “press” on that crummy plane of hers. Before Labor Day? Propped up, drunk, needs help up a flight of 5 steps by two helpers, stuttering, the TIA stroked, brain-bleeds are just some of her problems. She also hides, within the bloomers of her pants suits from the Chairman Mao collection, her diapers, because her vodka-wrecked bladder doesn’t hold up anymore. Several times she’s left with “emergencies” from the podium, once at a debate. And, she has a personal assistant constantly nearby to catch her if she falls back from the podium and curiously, he gives her some kind of injection, probably a speedball of some kind, very quickly and discretely. Her Chief of Staff, Dear Huma, compromised by her perverted husband has a decade-long history as editor of a hard might Muslim news outlet and is widely known to be pro-Sharia Law. And women, feminists, they’re ok with this? > > Then, there’s the coughing jags. Emphysema? Budding/full-blown lung/throat/esophageal cancer? TB from hanging out with too many immigrants? She thinks Trump is her husband one time, she referred to Russia as the Soviet Union several times in speeches the past several weeks. She stutters and stammers sometimes, all symptoms of strokes or dementia. She corrects herself belatedly, but she’s clearly in trouble from strokes or early-onset dementia or Alzheimer’s. The fresnel prismatic lenses in her glasses are to turn her double vision into single. Forgetting policy, forgetting the “First Vagina” considerations, this is the creature that will be poured into the White House, IF she even makes it. This to say nothing of her cretin of a husband, regardless of his likeability, wandering the White House doing…what? > > She’s a wreck and she ain’t gonna make to to November without constant nursing and personal care. They’re gonna try to get her across that finish line if it kills her. She grows more haggard and ill by the day. Democrats know now, it’s out there, more and more by the day? And yet, this is their best? No Liz, no Biden, there are others. Instead, this. > > Just sayin’… Welcome to our new contributor and political (medical?) analyst from RT. ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1091 "2016-09-09T15:01:37Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > it’s the cleaning up after that everyone avoids. But it _is_ awfully cute, like [these](https://www.funnypica.com/top-30-of-most-ugliest-cats-in-the-world/) cute little kittehs! ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1092 "2016-09-09T15:11:34Z")
FWIW I heard Clinton on the radio a fair amount on POTUS yesterday as they played both her press conference and her talk in Charlotte … when I turned on and heard the latter in progress I didn’t recognize it as her at first … she sounded charismatic and comfortable and was connecting with the crowd almost in an early Oprah feel. I thought it was some local popular person introducing her. The press conference was also good in real time. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1093 "2016-09-09T15:58:46Z")
Hey toocrazy one, even if all you say is true, she’s still a better choice than any of the candidates from the Republican side. And particularly, the Republican you guys chose. ---
**Author:** ![Andiethewestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba9def/32.png) [@Andiethewestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andiethewestie)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1094 "2016-09-09T16:21:44Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Huma has it. > But not in her throat. > Question: how did Hillary get Huma’s chlamydia in her throat? > > Right wing logic! Ummmmm…Putin has been getting a Trumphummer so if you drop Putin’s depends and there’s agent orange around Vlad’s dick, there’s probably throat chlamydia on Donny… Michael Douglas style. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1095 "2016-09-09T16:24:26Z")
You look. I’m going to be over here averting my eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Andiethewestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba9def/32.png) [@Andiethewestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andiethewestie)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1096 "2016-09-09T16:32:12Z")
It is what it is. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1097 "2016-09-09T16:39:47Z")
No, it isn’t! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1098 "2016-09-09T17:32:19Z")
Uh… I think it is. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1099 "2016-09-09T17:42:10Z")
Well, could be both. That’s Heisenberg. Pretty sure. ---
**Author:** ![squidfood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@squidfood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squidfood)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873/1100 "2016-09-09T18:00:12Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Well, could be both. That’s Heisenberg. Pretty sure. Or Bohr talking about Heisenberg: “The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873.md?page=54) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clintons-presidential-campaign-discussion/753873.md?page=56)