# Hillary Parties in Colombia... and WHO cares?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 16, 2012, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-parties-in-colombia-and-who-cares/618993 "2012-04-16T19:55:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-parties-in-colombia-and-who-cares/618993/1 "2012-04-16T19:55:46Z")

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Ok, I get it. TMZ throws everything they can get against the wall and they see what sticks, but who-the-fuck cares about [THIS](http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/hillary-clinton-parties-colombia-photos-dancing-beer-slugging-142828267.html)?

I mean, seriously. Drinking beer out of a bottle!? How dare she!

Whiskey! She must associate with whores! She couldn’t be one or hubby wuddena gottena hummer elsewhare.

If the secret service “scandal” hadn’t broken this would be meaningless. …and is. Rock on Hillady. I got the next round!  
ETA: And, NO, I don’t mean the World Health Organization!

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**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-parties-in-colombia-and-who-cares/618993/2 "2012-04-16T19:58:11Z")

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I care, I like the party girl.

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-parties-in-colombia-and-who-cares/618993/3 "2012-04-16T20:15:08Z")

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> [@Lanzy](#):
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> I care, I like the party girl.

Whore

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**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-parties-in-colombia-and-who-cares/618993/4 "2012-04-16T20:30:21Z")

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I care–that she should be drinking whiskey, instead of Colombian rum or aquardiente.

However, seeing our Secretary of State with a bottle of Aguila in her hand shows that she knows how to conduct affairs of state with appropriate aplomb. If she had been photographed with a bottle of Costeñita, she would have been laughed out of the summit.

There is nothing like an Aguila in the middle of a hot Cartagena night. Nothing. Under those conditions, no beer can taste better.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-parties-in-colombia-and-who-cares/618993/5 "2012-04-16T20:41:18Z")

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Well, for one thing, it helps her image. She’s often been seen as a bit of a stick in the mud.

And, since it’s Colombia, it probably is being used to imply she did more than just boozing.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-parties-in-colombia-and-who-cares/618993/6 "2012-04-16T20:43:34Z")

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Are there also topless pics of her in a G-String on the beach doing a big line of coke?

I mean, THAT would be partying in Colombia, wouldn’t it?

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-parties-in-colombia-and-who-cares/618993/7 "2012-04-16T20:54:50Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Well, for one thing, it helps her image. She’s often been seen as a bit of a stick in the mud.

Apparently, this isn’t the first time:

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> ```
> Two summers ago, on a Congressional trip to Estonia, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton astonished her traveling companions by suggesting that the group do what one does in the Baltics: hold a vodka-drinking contest.
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> Delighted, the leader of the delegation, Senator John McCain, quickly agreed. The after-dinner drinks went so well— memories are a bit hazy on who drank how much—that Mr. McCain, an Arizona Republican, later told people how unexpectedly engaging he found Mrs. Clinton to be. "One of the guys" was the way he described Mrs. Clinton, a New York Democrat, to some Republican colleagues.
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Now THAT I’d like to have seen!

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-parties-in-colombia-and-who-cares/618993/8 "2012-04-16T20:57:49Z")

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> [@SiXSwordS](#):
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> Ok, I get it. TMZ throws everything they can get against the wall and they see what sticks, but who-the-fuck cares about [THIS](http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/hillary-clinton-parties-colombia-photos-dancing-beer-slugging-142828267.html)?

Nobody. There’s no sense in getting defensive about it. And let’s not forget we already saw her drink during the 2008 campaign.

> [@BigT](#):
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> Well, for one thing, it helps her image. She’s often been seen as a bit of a stick in the mud.

I enjoyed the “Texts from Hillary” thing precisely because I thought it was nice that she was seen as hip for a couple of minutes.
