# HILLARY, the fat assed phony **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 13, 2000, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564 "2000-02-13T13:49:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/241 "2000-03-01T19:35:00Z")
Andros is right. We’ve got to stop feeding these furry little critters. I do have one suggestion: Whenever another one of these mental midgets pops up, we should direct it to this moronic thread. This will keep them all in one place, and they’ll feel at home among their own kind. John John, you may have the last word. To me, you no longer exist. Putz. * * * ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/242 "2000-03-01T20:56:00Z")
I can’t believe I waded through 230+ posts mostly consisting of Clinton butt-size “jokes”. John “shrimpdick” John, you’ll be receiving my bill in the mail for the 20 minutes of my life wasted reading this. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/243 "2000-03-01T21:38:00Z")
Dew: I must disagree with your quasi logic in the last post - you are “guessing” and “betting” about Giuliani. How about thinking and examining and considering? Activities alien to HILLARY! supporters. I beg to differ about your not praising her - saying her opponent is worse has the same effect, and the implications in the way they are expressed are much stronger. However, in the spirit of friendship, collegiality, and comradarie with which these posts have been exchanged, I will gladly concede that you have indeed helped make the conversation childish. JohnJohn: let me know if the need help in paying the {fraction of a cent} bill that Mojo will be sending you. (how do you spell that out on a check?) i skoli exe ena megalo kolo (Note: I removed the gazillion zeros that caused side scroll. jwg, don’t make excessively long lines. -Lynn) [Note: This message has been edited by Lynn Bodoni] ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/244 "2000-03-01T22:14:00Z")
**jwg** , look what you’ve done to this thread. Look how we have to scroll left to right to read it. You’re a bad boy or girl, **jwg** , a very bad one. Or a stupid one. **John John** made this same mistake on his “6 billion” magnum opus in Great Debates. You’re either another one of his sock puppets or you’re just as dumb as he is. Bite me. * * * \>\ \_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/245 "2000-03-01T23:40:00Z")
Wally > [@](#): > > John John, you may have the last word. To me, you no longer exist. Putz SHMUCK! ---
**Author:** ![jwg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@jwg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jwg)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/246 "2000-03-01T23:42:00Z")
To all: Please forgive my mistake in making you scroll. I take full, 100% responsiblity. (Words you have never heard from HRC!) Mea maxima culpa. My only excuse - I am not as experienced at this stuff as say, Jab1. That is because I spend most of my day at a “job” doing “work.” Now for a change of pace: fill in the blank: Hillary! has a fat \_\_\_! ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/247 "2000-03-01T23:54:00Z")
JwG, please, not that I need to tell you this, but biting Jab has got to be one of the most unwholesome things a person could do. Probably as bad as biting you know who on the you know what. Have you also noticed how tongue-tied they get when asked about what Hillary Clinton has done and why she should get anyones’s vote? Another ploy of the Liberal Lard Ass League is to direct attention away from Mrs Clinton’s short comings and attack whomever is illuminating her many faults? yes, folks, she still has a generous fanny. * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/248 "2000-03-02T00:27:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by jwg: > \*\*To all: > > Please forgive my mistake in making you scroll. I take full, 100% responsiblity. (Words you have never heard from HRC!) Mea maxima culpa. My only excuse - I am not as experienced at this stuff as say, Jab1. That is because I spend most of my day at a “job” doing “work.” \*\* I accept your apology. Some of us work at jobs that allow us to post. Others are retired from working, having worked enough for one lifetime. Or they have some kind of illness or disability that keeps them from working. * * * \>\ \_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/249 "2000-03-02T01:37:00Z")
Hillary! has a fat?- COMMODITY ACCOUNT! Nah, that’s not it. Hillary has a fat HEAD? Nope. I got it, Hillary has a fat ASS!!! Is that it? * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/250 "2000-03-02T01:42:00Z")
Jab1 > [@](#): > > Or they have **some kind of illness** or disability that keeps them from working. ## Sounds like a confession. Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/251 "2000-03-02T01:46:00Z")
BTW, Lynn, that you for correcting the margins so quickly. That’s a real pain in the Hillary when that happens. I did that on the 6 billion board by mistake and it was very difficult to read after that till it got fixed. * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![jwg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@jwg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jwg)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/252 "2000-03-02T13:52:00Z")
jab1 - if you have an illness or disability that prevents you from working, please accept my apologies. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/253 "2000-03-02T14:42:00Z")
## Jab1 quote: ## Or they have some kind of illness or disability that keeps them from working. Sounds like a confession. * * * Cyberian, you are such a fucking asshole. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/254 "2000-03-03T01:36:00Z")
* * * JWG > [@](#): > > jab1 - if you have an illness or disability that prevents you from working, please accept my apologies. I would like to extend my apology to you as well, if you have any infirmity that prevents you from working. We, of course, did not know. * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/255 "2000-03-03T01:48:00Z")
Hey, JWG, did you see where Guilani got the sales tax permanently removed from the purchase of clothing items under $115? He has tried to do that for years, others tried and failed, and only achieved it with a coalition vote of Democrats and Republicans in the State. This is the type of leadership and good sense he will bring to the Senate when he is elected. He knows what is good for the economy and what is good for the State. Excelsior! Hillary, on the other hand, calls New York police murderers before she has any of the facts. She would divide this State and set it back decades. She also has a rather large hind quarter. * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/256 "2000-03-03T02:26:00Z")
I accept your apologies. I will also apologize for the negative comments I made to you. But, **John John** , repeating something several times does not make it true. Life is not like _Beetlejuice_. I’m gonna ask you again: Tell us where we can find a picture of Ms. Clinton so we judge for ourselves the size of her posterior. Changed my sig line. * * * When all else fails, ask Cecil. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/257 "2000-03-03T02:33:00Z")
Jab1 > [@](#): > > I accept your apologies. I will also apologize for the negative comments I made to you. Thanks. jab1 > [@](#): > > Life is not like Beetlejuice. Sometimes it’s Prunejuice. 🙂 * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![upstatic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ce73a5/32.png) [@upstatic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/upstatic)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/258 "2000-03-03T09:50:00Z")
Giuliani has my vote! * * * R.J.D. ---
**Author:** ![jwg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@jwg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jwg)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/259 "2000-03-03T16:54:00Z")
jab1: You want pictures to judge the size of her butt? No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Don’t go there. For the love of God man, don’t do it. I don’t remember anyone in these posts denying that she had a fat ass, just a bunch of lame sissy-mary arguments against mentioning it. it. Please just take our word for it. Save yourself! * * * what? ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/260 "2000-03-03T17:04:00Z")
I’d be more inclined to judge a potential Senator, not on the size of his or her posterior, but whether he/she thinks with it. :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564.md?page=14)