# HILLARY, the fat assed phony **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 13, 2000, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564 "2000-02-13T13:49:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/261 "2000-03-04T00:36:00Z")
Jab1, take our JWG’s for it, YOU DON’T WANT TO GO THERE. It is quite a site. Even Bill doesn’t want to go there, and hasn’t in a long time. Polycarp, it appears that Hillary High Cheeks does think through her posterior. Her recent misstatements prove that. * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/262 "2000-03-04T00:43:00Z")
JWG, do me a favor and email me? I have to ask you something. BTW, you are one funny person. Hillary Colossal Colon Clinton has a fat ass! * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/263 "2000-03-04T00:51:00Z")
Upstatic > [@](#): > > ## Giuliani has my vote! > > R.J.D. Prespicacious of you. ## What do you think of Hillary’s Butt Locker? Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/264 "2000-03-04T01:10:00Z")
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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/265 "2000-03-04T01:13:00Z")
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**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/266 "2000-03-04T02:20:00Z")
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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/267 "2000-03-04T05:08:00Z")
Here is a fun game called “spot the fat ass” Which of these people, numbers 1 - 7 has a fat ass? I ask because I want to know where John John and his little pal draw the line for “fat.” [http://fathom.org/opalcat/spot-the-fat-ass.jpg](http://fathom.org/opalcat/spot-the-fat-ass.jpg) Part two of the game is “spot Hillary!” which one is she? * * * – “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion” O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/268 "2000-03-04T13:48:00Z")
Katherine, you are such a computer wiz. How did you do that? I just sent you the real pic of Hillary Hog Butt Clinton. You can paste it here if you know how to, which I’m sure you do. It is beyond my computer capabilities. * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/269 "2000-03-04T13:57:00Z")
A Quinnipiac poll of 1,842 registered New York State voters taken from Feb. 22 to 28 found Giuliani leads Hillary Colossal Butt Clinton by 48 percent to 41 percent. The poll had a margin of error of 2.3 percent. Can we say, Senator Guilani? * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/270 "2000-03-04T14:57:00Z")
So, John, you are admitting that you do not recognize which photo, above, is Ms. Clinton’s? So your idiotic fixation with her behind is simply part and parcel with your juvenile mindset? * * * Tom~ ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/271 "2000-03-04T17:01:00Z")
Tom, this putz doesn’t have the brains to have a juvenile mindset. At least the Masterson troll provided some comic relief. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/272 "2000-03-04T23:31:00Z")
* * * WallyWankerYutz > [@](#): > > At least the Masterson troll provided some comic relief. Stool softener might bring you some relief, Wally, and shrink your hat size too. * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/273 "2000-03-04T23:35:00Z")
Die, troll. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/274 "2000-03-05T00:14:00Z")
WimpyWally > [@](#): > > Die, troll. A tad over-reacted, are we? * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/275 "2000-03-05T00:54:00Z")
So if you can’t recognise which is Hillary, can you at least tell us which ones are “lard butts” and which ones are fashion models? Oh just look at him squirm. He just hates it that he’s gonna be forced to admit that Hillary doesn’t have a fat ass. Poor thing. John: I didn’t get any mail from you, where did you send it? * * * – From an actual catalog" “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion” _the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable_ O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/276 "2000-03-05T03:03:00Z")
> [@](#): > > John: I didn’t get any mail from you, where did you send it? To [opalcat@fathom.org](mailto:opalcat@fathom.org). I also sent you my pic to the TM. That was a few weeks ago. * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/277 "2000-03-05T05:08:00Z")
[http://www.beginbids.com/ubb/smilies/icon23.gif](http://www.beginbids.com/ubb/smilies/icon23.gif) ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/278 "2000-03-05T07:45:00Z")
What was the subject of the mail, I’ll look for it. I haven’t read my [dopes@fathom.org](mailto:dopes@fathom.org) email since the end of January. If/when I decide to update the profiles, I’ll go back and read it. * * * – From an actual catalog" “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion” _the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable_ O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/279 "2000-03-05T13:25:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by WallyM7: > \*\* > > [http://www.beginbids.com/ubb/smilies/icon23.gif](http://www.beginbids.com/ubb/smilies/icon23.gif) > > \*\* Spends wayyyyyy too much time in the bathroom with Sports Illustrated. You’ll go blind! * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/280 "2000-03-06T01:18:00Z")
Ok, John. I got it (finally). Why did you send a .BMP?? I had to convert it to jpg: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/John1.jpg](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/John1.jpg) * * * – From an actual catalog: “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion” _the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable_ O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564.md?page=15)