# HILLARY, the fat assed phony **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 13, 2000, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564 "2000-02-13T13:49:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Sandycane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Sandycane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sandycane)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/281 "2000-03-06T04:44:00Z")
Wow John, you are really old, er I mean mature. You look really smart. You look like my grandpa. I don’t mean anything bad by any of that. I bet you look a lot better than most of the people on here. Senator Guilini (sp?) I like the sound of that! giggle giggle 🙂 Anything new with Cannon ass? I haven’t heard any new lies, have you? My government teacher is a really big fan. I don’t say much in class because she is really hard on anyone who disagrees with her. We just do our homework and listen to her lies. I have a pretty good grade average and I don’t want to mess it up. My dad says somebody should complain but I told him if he did she would be really hard on me, so he’s not going to say anything. One thing is good though. Not many of the kids believe her. There are just a couple liberals that suck up to her and she and they feed off of each other. Pretty sick, huh? Anyway, nice to see you. Do you want a pic of me? Are there other pictures of people that post here? I would like to know what they look like. Bye, S.C. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/282 "2000-03-06T12:04:00Z")
Sasndycane > [@](#): > > Anyway, nice to see you. Do you want a pic of me? Are there other pictures of people that post here? I would like to know what they look like. Bye, S.C. ## Yeah, send it. Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/283 "2000-03-07T01:38:00Z")
Very pretty indeed, SanyCane. Thank you. 🙂 How old is Auntie? * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/284 "2000-03-07T02:52:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by OpalCat: > \*\*Which of these people, numbers 1 - 7 has a fat ass? Part two of the game is “spot Hillary!” which one is she? > \*\* I say Number Five is Hillary. I don’t care who has the larger rump. I judge people by the content of the characters and not by the size of any body part. (Except for breasts! For example, I saw Dolly Parton on the Letterman show last week and I said to myself, I sez, “I thought a woman’s breasts were supposed to get _smaller_ as she ages…” Now, this does not mean I despise women with itty bitty titties. I’m just saying that big 'uns attract my attention more.) Am I a pig? * * * When all else fails, ask Cecil. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/285 "2000-03-07T03:12:00Z")
Jab1 > [@](#): > > " Now, this does not mean I despise women with itty bitty titties. I’m just saying that big 'uns attract my attention more.) > > Am I a pig? ## Nope. You make a lot of sense. Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![jens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@jens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jens)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/286 "2000-03-08T08:10:00Z")
I can’t believe I am responding to this, but here it goes… There is no question that Hillary has a somewhat sizeable posterior, not as big as my wife’s, but still respectable. Baby’s got butt. While I am no fan of Hillary’s politics (being of a libertarian bent), I think she is an attractive woman, especially if I got to spank her (regardless of butt-size). Summary: I would not vote for Hillary (although I might have sexual fantasies). I would not vote for Giuliani (no sexual fantasies there). I can only hope for some semi-credible third party candidate, or I will have to do a write-in. And Hillary, even though we are politically opposed, even though you might not like the spanking that would be my first choice for you, I would happily switch to a submissive role to enjoy your sweet body and mind, regardless of your current butt-size! ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/287 "2000-03-08T12:41:00Z")
Sweet? Hillary sweet? I don’t think so. This battleax is as sweet as ToiletTyler. Hmmmm, maybe a little more. * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/288 "2000-03-08T14:12:00Z")
## quote: ## The goal here, by some of the trolls, is too tell the lie often enough that it will be accepted as fact John John, is it a fact that you and Cyberian are the same person? Just once, answer a direct question. Yes or no? ---
**Author:** ![dunne\_u.wurrie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@dunne\_u.wurrie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dunne_u.wurrie)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/289 "2001-09-25T04:04:46Z")
John John– Please get yourself some counseling. You’re one angry dude. Can anyone else help me on this? If you speak up now, you can help this guy, make the world a better place. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/290 "2001-09-25T04:10:46Z")
Uh, **dunne** , look at the dates on this thread. **John John** has long since departed (as has his alter ego Fatherjohn). You might want to be just a bit more careful of which threads you resurrect. ---
**Author:** ![dunne\_u.wurrie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@dunne\_u.wurrie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dunne_u.wurrie)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/291 "2001-09-25T04:12:26Z")
uh-oh, thanks. I’m new to this. What are you doin’ here? ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/292 "2001-09-25T07:52:43Z")
He’s telling you that you probably don’t want to post to threads like this one, not that you could have known. The older ones, especially in the Pit, hold some nasty surprises. Like this one. Oops, there I go posting to this thread. :rolleyes: Um, maybe this should be closed before someone else trips over his dick like I just did. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/293 "2001-09-25T08:09:47Z")
Oh, lordy… the last post was from Wally, too. God, I miss the big lug. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/294 "2001-09-25T10:04:15Z")
I’m just gonna shut this old thing down. It’s had its 15 minutes of fame. Lynn [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564.md?page=14)