# HILLARY, the fat assed phony **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 13, 2000, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564 "2000-02-13T13:49:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/21 "2000-02-14T12:14:00Z")
Wendell > [@](#): > > So what if blubber thighs are a turn-off? You’re not being asked to sleep with her. You’re being asked to vote for her. Is distinguishing between those two things so difficult? > And one more time, Hillary Clinton is in pretty good shape for a woman of her age Wendell, if I voted for her she would be doing to me, and my State, what I think YOU might like to do to her. She is a radical with a murky personal agenda and wayyyyy too much baggage from the President. She was part of the problem in the White House. She couldn’t run her own family, so what makes you think she would be a good Senator? * * * You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. Janis Joplin ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/22 "2000-02-14T13:26:00Z")
Wendell, about her appearance, see Smilinjaws’ post above. Why should the field be changed just for her? This will be a dirty campaign and her man, James Carville, Mr Gutter Snipe, will make it dirtier. Is it supposed to be different for her because she is female? Is it supposed to be different for her because Carville will do HER dirty work while she APPEARS to be clean? ARE YOU KIDDING? * * * You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. Janis Joplin ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/23 "2000-02-14T15:51:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by John John: > …never distanced herself from her previous Left Wing radical past. \*\* Well, hey. For ME, that’s one reason to give her my support. Besides, her rival, Rudy G., is bald and has a face like the Phantom of the Opera. We simply MUST get some better-looking people to run for office. * * * Uke ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/24 "2000-02-14T16:00:00Z")
Oh, Ike, if only Guiliani WERE bald—he actually has the worst comb-over since . . . well, worse than anyone I can think of. When he was first elected, I thought, “Oh, another Jewish mayor,” Then I realized that WASN’T A YARLMUKE. ---
**Author:** ![cleosia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@cleosia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cleosia)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/25 "2000-02-14T16:07:00Z")
I am less worried about Guiliani’s looks that the fact that he seems to be Hitler in training. This is the guy that banned people from protesting on the steps of City Hall, a formerly a long-standing tradition. And let’s not go into the numerous lawsuits he’s launched on taxpayers expense against people who didn’t agree with him or spoke against him. His bunker mentality is extremley worrisome. Running for Senator is just the start. You know this guy is going to go for the White House. I think we had enough of his kind of bullshit in the 50’s. Let’s not go there again. * * * Bitch by Birth ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/26 "2000-02-15T06:00:00Z")
> [@](#): > > never distanced herself from her previous Left Wing radical past Lie that time she campaigned for that notorious leftie Barry Goldwater? It’s folks like John John that make me fervently hope Hillary gets elected. I don’t think she’ll be the best Senator, nor will she be the worst. But she’ll give people like John John fits for six years, and that’s definitely a worthwhile goal. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/27 "2000-02-15T06:11:00Z")
ROFL, **Otto**! Thank you! ---
**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/28 "2000-02-14T23:23:00Z")
Methinks Wendell is stumping HARD for the “fat ass broad” vote. But anyway, HILLARY! has gigantic brass balls for looking us in the eye and telling us she’s really a New Yorker … I’d be happy to see her get defeated in a state she actually has a history in, like Illinois or Arkansas. But it’s clear that the only reason she’s picked NY is because of the sense of cosmopolitan splendor she believes comes from being the Senator of NYC (no thinking person believes that the state line might not as well end at the NYC city limits as far as she’s concerned … it’s all about Manhattan for her, not Elmira or Schenectady). I hope she gets trounced; and I think that she WILL get trounced. And that is good. Hopefully that embarassing defeat will drive her to do things appropriate to her station, like get a divorce and vanish from the public eye. * * * I’m a loner, Dottie … a rebel. ---
**Author:** ![Dirt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Dirt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirt)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/29 "2000-02-14T23:49:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by divemaster: > it’s not HILLARY, it’s **HILLARY!**. ::derailing hat ON:: Why is it _de rigueur_ for the ladies to run by their first names, but not for the gents? I can understand not wanting to get chummy with the likes of Al! or George! But are we really that uncomfortable with the notion of surnamed suffragettes? Women have parents too, you know–and sometimes husbands! The surnames are there. Ignoring them will not make them go away. In reality, there is probably a fairly serious social issue beneath this. But having endured local campaigns like “Enid!” and “Dee Dee!”, I guess I’m giggling too hard to look for one. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/30 "2000-02-14T23:53:00Z")
Oh, Cybbie (or JohnJohn, or Johnsbury1, or IssacN, or PorschePup, or Twyla, or SemperFi, or BLUIICOOL, or Manoffee, or whoever the hell you are this week…) - here I thought you’d finally managed to pull your head all the way out of your ass and were going to behave yourself on the boards. But if this thread is any indication, I’d say it’s clearly time for another one of your little visits to the “country”… Nu? **FYI for non-AOL Dopes:** JohnJohn here has been one of our most prolific (and pathetic) trolls on the old AOL boards - repeatedly changing his SN thinking no one will figure it out (but often including the wrong sig line or some other boneheaded move). And yes, he’s had his account yanked in the past. Sure ways to cheer him up: mention his skanky ho mother who (supposedly) is dying of cancer (or maybe the cow already croaked?), ask him to prove he was in the Marines… * * * [**StoryTyler**](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/31 "2000-02-14T23:56:00Z")
\I like Hillary.\ [Vote for Hillary](http://fathom.org/opalcat/vote.jpg) heh. 😉 * * * – “it’s all real” “I KNEW IT!!!” O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/32 "2000-02-15T00:05:00Z")
Shawn Puffy Combs, the rapper, has donated $1000 to Hillary Lard Ass Clinton’s campaign. A reporter ask her how she felt about that and would she return the money, since he was just indicted on attempted murder charges. One of her handlers stepped to the fore and ran interception, saying " ‘we’ believe in innocent until proven guilty."[yeah, right!] The reporter pressed, “well, Mrs. Clinton, why did say the four police officers were MURDERERS when the case has not been decided and is still in front of a jury?” She chimed in, “Well, uh, I misspoke then, I should not have said that. It’s up to a jury to decide their guilt or innocence.” Some Yale law school graduate. Real bright. PS She’s keeping Puffy Combs $1000. The wind bag phony! * * * You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. Janis Joplin ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/33 "2000-02-15T00:15:00Z")
Heh heh . . . **Dirt** ’s from Salt Lake. Cool. > [@](#): > > But having endured local campaigns like “Enid!” and “Dee Dee!”, I guess I’m giggling too hard to look for one. Any consolation that Dee Dee’s history? ::smug and very pleased smirk:: As for Enid, hell, she **had** to run with her first name–she kept changing her last one. 🙂 -andros- ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/34 "2000-02-15T00:18:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by John John: > \*\*Shawn Puffy Combs, the rapper, has donated $1000 to Hillary Lard Ass Clinton’s campaign. A reporter ask her how she felt about that and would she return the money, since he was just indicted on attempted murder charges. \*\* Sean “Puffy” Combs faces [weapons and perhaps eventually bribery](http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/ap/20000210/en/puffy_bail_1.html) charges. He does not stand accused of attempted murder in his latest incident. This General Questions moment has been brought to you by Lincoln. See, cool people really do drive our cars! * * * Livin’ on Tums, vitamin E and Rogaine ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/35 "2000-02-15T00:41:00Z")
opalcat > [@](#): > > Vote for Hillary heh. I got that in email this morning. It is hysterical. Looks real. * * * You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. Janis Joplin ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/36 "2000-02-15T00:46:00Z")
Manny > [@](#): > > Sean “Puffy” Combs faces weapons and perhaps eventually bribery charges. He does not stand accused of attempted murder in his latest incident He’s lucky they only charged him with that, after he was shooting at someone in a club in the early hours of the morning. HILLARY THE COW WILL KEEP THE MONEY MOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOO * * * You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. Janis Joplin ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/37 "2000-02-15T00:51:00Z")
> [@](#): > > The wind bag phony! ## Takes one to know one… [**StoryTyler**](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/38 "2000-02-15T00:57:00Z")
> [@](#): > > He’s lucky they only charged him with that, after he was shooting at someone in a club in the early hours of the morning. Since you were _obviously_ at the club that night and know exactly what happened, I’m sure the prosecution will be in touch with you soon. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/39 "2000-02-15T01:05:00Z")
Read StoryTyler’s rambling and somewhat incoherent post above, checked out her Webpage Yuk!, and was wondering if she missed feeding time, or took the wrong meds? I can only say that you might need a whole lot of patience to deal with this misguided person. Not knowing anything about her, fortunately,I ask, is she always this unhinged? * * * You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. Janis Joplin ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564/40 "2000-02-15T01:07:00Z")
mouthbreather > [@](#): > > Since you were obviously at the club that night and know exactly what happened, I’m sure the prosecution will be in touch with you soon. I know this much, Hillary Lard Butt will take money from anyone and do anything to get elected. * * * You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. Janis Joplin [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-the-fat-assed-phony/4564.md?page=3)