# Hil's too sexy for this pic, Sec of State's gonna leave me. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 9, 2011, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255 "2011-05-09T11:03:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/1 "2011-05-09T11:03:22Z")
[New York Hasidic newspaper photoshops Hillary and counter-terrorism analyst Audrey Tomasen out of situation room picture.](http://www.smh.com.au/world/paper-erases-clinton-from-history-20110509-1ef5d.html) The editors say it’s for modesty reasons and I can almost see Tomasen’s sexy V-notch at her throat turning Jewish men into slavering rapemasters but for Yahweh’s sake, you can’t even see Clinton’s mouth! The reason why this is in the Pit is because calling a bunch of Jews misogynistic assholes probably wouldn’t fly in MPSIMS. And that’s what I’m doing. The message in this story? Fuck you, women! Stay home and have a million babies or we’ll pretend you did anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/2 "2011-05-09T11:08:09Z")
Yeah, I heard about this. Fucking fundie shitheads. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/3 "2011-05-09T11:11:08Z")
I like the people who say it even violates Jewish principles. If they don’t want to run a photo with a woman in it, they can, you know, not run it. Not pretend that someone was not there and deceive people. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/4 "2011-05-09T11:44:56Z")
Backward douchecanoe misogynistic pricks, fuck them in their syphilitic assholes. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/5 "2011-05-09T11:51:37Z")
If they wanted to be honest about it, they could have put a big black bar over Hill. But honesty withers away when important religious principles are at stake. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/6 "2011-05-09T12:00:58Z")
> [@bup](#): > > But honesty withers away when important religious principles are at stake. Ain’t it the truth. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/7 "2011-05-09T13:25:16Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > Backward douchecanoe misogynistic pricks, fuck them in their syphilitic assholes. That doesn’t sound like any fun at all. ---
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/8 "2011-05-09T13:40:39Z")
Would they have left Clinton in if she wore a burqa? ---
**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/9 "2011-05-09T13:55:29Z")
I hope no money was exchanged for that piece of hot mess masquerading as a photo. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/10 "2011-05-09T13:57:18Z")
I had no idea religious fundamentalists could be such sexist assholes. Oh wait, yes I did- it’s basically a universal constant. I guess this is good news in a roundabout fashion in that women have made so much progress that the only way people like this can ignore them is pretending they don’t exist. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/11 "2011-05-09T13:59:43Z")
> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#): > > Would they have left Clinton in if she wore a burqa? This needs to be a photoshop. ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/12 "2011-05-09T14:11:43Z")
When Hillary Clinton is too sexy for your religion, it’s time to consider whether your religion has gone off the deep end. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/13 "2011-05-09T14:14:20Z")
The funny disparity is that they practice a belief so ancient that the presence of women is a serious question yet they have access to photoshop. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/14 "2011-05-09T14:27:45Z")
I just find it odd that the paper is called Hasadic. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/15 "2011-05-09T14:30:01Z")
> [@marshmallow](#): > > The funny disparity is that they practice a belief so ancient that the presence of women is a serious question yet they have access to photoshop. And despite the Photoshop job, their newspaper looks like shit - and the same picture would have looked like shit 60 years ago. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/16 "2011-05-09T14:31:21Z")
> [@shiftless](#): > > When Hillary Clinton is too sexy for your religion, it’s time to consider whether your religion has gone off the deep end. Hey! She is one hot babe. Except for her ankles. And her legs in general. Actually her entire body is pretty gross. And her personality. And those bugeyes creep me out. But otherwise, I stand by my original assessment. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/17 "2011-05-09T14:41:03Z")
> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#): > > Would they have left Clinton in if she wore a burqa? Actually, the problem was that they were all wearing [this](http://www.rickey.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Princess-beatrice-hat-obama-war-room.jpg). Removing the women entirely was to save them from fashion embarrassment. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/18 "2011-05-09T14:49:06Z")
Long sleeves, yes, but those sluts were waving their bare hair around, ready to ensnare the men into an orgy of sin. You just didn’t see the After picture, that’s all! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/19 "2011-05-09T14:49:33Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > Hey! She is one hot babe. > > Except for her ankles. > > And her legs in general. > > Actually her entire body is pretty gross. > > And her personality. > > And those bugeyes creep me out. > > But otherwise, I stand by my original assessment. Sort of a reverse butterface? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255/20 "2011-05-09T14:55:04Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > Hey! She is one hot babe. > > Except for her ankles. > > And her legs in general. > > Actually her entire body is pretty gross. > > And her personality. > > And those bugeyes creep me out. > > But otherwise, I stand by my original assessment. And I’m sure you’re just what the ladies are looking for. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hils-too-sexy-for-this-pic-sec-of-states-gonna-leave-me/581255.md?page=2)