# Hints that a woman is loose **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 6, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441 "2013-02-06T01:43:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Diamonds02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5a626/32.png) [@Diamonds02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamonds02)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/1 "2013-02-06T01:43:04Z")
If you’re out at a bar, a ball game, or wake and there’s a whole lot of women prancing around, which ways do you pick out a cheap whore? The reason is unimportant. It doesn’t matter if you are looking for a good time, trying avoid her, or trying to turn her into a housewife. Here’s what I look for… -High ponytails -Curly perms, especially with gel -Fake handbags -Manucured toes -Deep red lipstick and bright blue eyeshadow -Certain food choices. Funions, Fanta, Panda Express… -She chews her gum vigorously -Words and images printed on the ass part of her pants What else? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/2 "2013-02-06T01:53:40Z")
> [@](#): > > Hints that a woman is loose There’s fires and sirens in the distance and people are running around screaming “She’s loose! She’s loose! Run for your lives!” ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/3 "2013-02-06T02:01:26Z")
I’m not clear if you intend to mean a literal whore or a figurative whore. Either way, it’s all in the eye contact, and her seeking it out with all comers. In the literal whore’s case, so that you can buy her - and in the figurative case, so you can buy her something. ---
**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/4 "2013-02-06T02:03:01Z")
A flapping sound in a stiff wind? Also, the OP sounds like a list from a ‘finishing school’. Chews gum? Fanta? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/5 "2013-02-06T02:03:02Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > I > -Manucured toes I thought this said Manufactured toes. Had to read it 3 times. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/6 "2013-02-06T02:03:30Z")
I look for the abortion clinic punch card myself. Every tenth abortion free. I just make sure 9 have already been punched to play it safe before I tap that. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/7 "2013-02-06T02:04:04Z")
“Loose” is just so…1950s. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/8 "2013-02-06T02:14:56Z")
Tramp Stamp Sweat pants that have “Juicy” written on the back. When she drinks from her beer bottle she puts her lips around the entire opening. /satire ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/9 "2013-02-06T02:18:15Z")
Burqua eyeslit not screened. ---
**Author:** ![tomcar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tomcar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomcar)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/10 "2013-02-06T02:19:33Z")
Gap tooth, showing too much ankle, no burka. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/11 "2013-02-06T02:30:15Z")
Prominent display of labia. ---
**Author:** ![jack\_tardiff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/43a26b/32.png) [@jack\_tardiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_tardiff)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/12 "2013-02-06T02:35:35Z")
“I can tell she’s the kind of woman needs a man. That hunger.” Or something like that, from the Boetticher 1959 movie, _Ride Lonesome_, starring James Best of television, theater, and Hollywood fame. But seriously, I know you all are kidding, but you can tell if a woman wants something – they get all crazy acting, but kind of subtle and shy. Lot like horses. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/13 "2013-02-06T02:52:00Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > “Loose” is just so…1950s. Truth. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/14 "2013-02-06T02:54:16Z")
Check the knots. ---
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/15 "2013-02-06T02:55:44Z")
tattoos, if she drinks beer, piercings except the ear lobe ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/16 "2013-02-06T03:00:45Z")
Loud pissing = loose woman, or so I read once in the National Lampoon. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/17 "2013-02-06T03:23:37Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > “Loose” is just so…1950s. > [@RTFirefly](#): > > Truth. True dat. Thank goodness we’ve progressed beyond all that now. Skanks, Ho’s and Bitches is so much more…evolved. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/18 "2013-02-06T03:26:53Z")
Cleavage! And a large tattoo across her ass. ---
**Author:** ![jack\_tardiff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/43a26b/32.png) [@jack\_tardiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_tardiff)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/19 "2013-02-06T03:35:24Z")
> [@hrhomer](#): > > Loud pissing = loose woman, or so I read once in the National Lampoon. Ew. Gross. Slut shaming! And ladies don’t “piss,” in case you hadn’t noticed. They tinkle. Actually, what you call loud “pissing” is really due to the radius of the urethra. Actually, that is pretty fucking funny. National Lampoon used to be funny? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/20 "2013-02-06T03:37:51Z")
Sluts love that there Panda Express Orange Chicken. In other news…😕 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441.md?page=2)