# Hints that a woman is loose **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 6, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441 "2013-02-06T01:43:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/41 "2013-02-06T06:38:45Z")
> [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > Sure, you say ‘don’t fuck me’, but I smell Funions on you. Dammit! No but seriously I don’t do anything on her list. I would drink Fanta if they made it in diet, but I haven’t seen that. Does Diet Sunkist Orange mean you’re loose? > [@msmith537](#): > > Pretty much any woman in any bar over the age of 30. Or under the age of 30. Pretty much any woman in a bar after 10 pm. I don’t know about that, it seems looser to hang out in a bar at 10am to me. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/42 "2013-02-06T06:38:58Z")
Toe cleavage. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/43 "2013-02-06T06:45:48Z")
Your lips say no but your artificial snack treats say yes. GAWD I hope I don’t see any Funion snacking ho’s out in public anytime soon. I have a hard time stiffling laughter and erections. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/44 "2013-02-06T07:19:50Z")
When I hear her calling out loud, “I need me some big cock!” ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/45 "2013-02-06T07:38:54Z")
Herpes-encrusted lips. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/46 "2013-02-06T07:44:28Z")
When your torque wrench indicates her bolts are not tightened to spec. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/47 "2013-02-06T08:07:09Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > “Loose” is just so…1950s. This brings up something I’ve meant to ask for ages. Maybe I should start a new thread. Anyway. The couple of occasions I’ve been to Vegas there were signs everywhere advertising that particular gambling establishments had “VEGAS’s LOOSEST SLOTS!!!” or similar. I’m sorry to say that seeing these signs caused me to snigger in an unbecoming way. Is this a knowing double entendre or is the double entendre that I (sadly) snigger about not something that American usage would support? ---
**Author:** ![GreenElf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@GreenElf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenElf)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/48 "2013-02-06T08:43:01Z")
She’s likely loose if she wears a leopard-skin pattern shirt. _Exception: every halfway-hot woman in Vegas owns and wears at least one leopard-skin pattern shirt._ ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/49 "2013-02-06T09:30:18Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > This brings up something I’ve meant to ask for ages. Maybe I should start a new thread. Anyway. > > The couple of occasions I’ve been to Vegas there were signs everywhere advertising that particular gambling establishments had “VEGAS’s LOOSEST SLOTS!!!” or similar. > > I’m sorry to say that seeing these signs caused me to snigger in an unbecoming way. Is this a knowing double entendre or is the double entendre that I (sadly) snigger about not something that American usage would support? I think the Simpsons, or maybe Family Guy, had a casino sign that said “LOOSEST CRAPS IN TOWN”. ---
**Author:** ![steviep24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f9b8f/32.png) [@steviep24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steviep24)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/50 "2013-02-06T11:02:37Z")
Women who are always listening to their ipods, especially if their playing Katy Perry or Rihanna really loud. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/51 "2013-02-06T12:34:49Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > If you’re out at a bar, a ball game, or wake and there’s a whole lot of women prancing around :eek: There’s loose women prancing around at wakes? Why am I still trolling the bars? ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/52 "2013-02-06T14:33:39Z")
That board you have to put across to keep from falling in. Now that’s _loose._ ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/53 "2013-02-06T14:46:18Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > -Fake handbags Fake handbags are the kind that don’t have an opening? Like fake pockets? ---
**Author:** ![JerrySTL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e274bd/32.png) [@JerrySTL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerrySTL)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/54 "2013-02-06T14:52:15Z")
If you are looking for “loose” women who are “cheap whores”, what does that make you? ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/55 "2013-02-06T14:53:32Z")
High heels and nylons, smoking a cigarette, leaning on a lamppost. What guy, looking for a loose woman, would know whether a handbag is fake or not? And if words printed on their ass mean a woman is loose I’ve missed a lot of opportunities. ---
**Author:** ![jools](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@jools](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jools)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/56 "2013-02-06T15:03:05Z")
Well hot damn… I’m loose… thanks for letting me know 😉 ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/57 "2013-02-06T15:19:54Z")
> [@JerrySTL](#): > > If you are looking for “loose” women who are “cheap whores”, what does that make you? Frugal? ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/58 "2013-02-06T15:25:56Z")
[Loose Lucy is my delight](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA9LnX6MJ_g)! ---
**Author:** ![crucible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@crucible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crucible)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/59 "2013-02-06T15:30:39Z")
I never met a woman who smoked who wouldn’t put out on the first date. ---
**Author:** ![Hermitian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hermitian/32/470_2.png) [@Hermitian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hermitian)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/60 "2013-02-06T15:45:41Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Frugal? Best line in the thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441.md?page=4)