# Hints that a woman is loose **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 6, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441 "2013-02-06T01:43:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/81 "2013-02-06T23:11:05Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > I was going to go for the obvious: They start threads entitled ‘Hints that a woman is loose’, but now I see the OP has been banned. She was so loose she fell off the forum I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/82 "2013-02-06T23:24:21Z")
Dammit. I don’t mind when they get rid of the pretend crazy but I think Diamond was the real deal. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/83 "2013-02-06T23:54:25Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > Sadly, Wesley Clark probably wins the thread. Most threads I post in eventually result in the OP saying that and being banned. This is no different. FWIW I had no idea Diamonds02 was a woman. This thread sounds like something a guy would write. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/84 "2013-02-07T00:04:53Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > Most threads I post in eventually result in the OP saying that and being banned. This is no different. > > FWIW I had no idea Diamonds02 was a woman. This thread sounds like something a guy would write. From previous threads, creepy lesbian. Hope that clears things up for you. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/85 "2013-02-07T00:11:47Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > Y’all I am not even kidding - often here in the public library restroom you’ll find snack wrappers, because people eat their snacks secretly in there. Whatever. But today it was a Funyuns bag! > > When we semi-ironically went out to a few bars for my low key bachelorette party, this very drunk woman attached herself to my elbow congratulating me and yelled in my ear “It’s my birthday! I’m 40 today! I’m about to get me some birthday dick!” and I said “That’s nice! This seems like a good place to look for some!” and she yelled “DID YOU HEAR THAT I WANT BIRTHDAY DICK!” > > I think she may have been a loose woman but I didn’t have any calipers with me to check. Maybe we should pair her up with Mr. “[IF THERE’S ANY GIRLS THERE I WANNA DO THEM!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBEka-RIy1Y)” ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/86 "2013-02-07T00:24:06Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > There’s fires and sirens in the distance and people are running around screaming “She’s loose! She’s loose! Run for your lives!” I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there! Good one. ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/87 "2013-02-07T00:32:22Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > There’s fires and sirens in the distance and people are running around screaming “She’s loose! She’s loose! Run for your lives!” B.O.B.: [spookily] SUUUUSSAAANN! Ooh, I just scared myself! That is scary! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/88 "2013-02-07T00:42:58Z")
I know a woman is loose when a big BANNED logo appears under her name. Only prudes stick around on this message board for long. But those sexually care-free open-minded ladies always flame out in a blaze of sexually uninhibited glory. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/89 "2013-02-07T01:08:14Z")
> [@Quercus](#): > > You know, I used to think that a women saying “I need some cock!” was an open invitation, too. Until that incident in the Home Depot sealant aisle… This would have been the bestest thing EVAR!!1! if you had used a feed store as your location. I know, a loose woman killed your creativity, right? ---
**Author:** ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/90 "2013-02-07T02:06:19Z")
When I am having sex with her I can kinda tell. Other than that I got nothing. ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/91 "2013-02-07T02:19:41Z")
This OP could be construed as evidence that your brain wanders round your skull like a mouse looking for a meal. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/92 "2013-02-07T07:37:45Z")
Wait, I love Panda Express. Does that make me a slut, now? ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/93 "2013-02-07T08:11:35Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > From previous threads, creepy lesbian. Hope that clears things up for you. Your post involves believing something Diamonds02 said. That isn’t something I’d be in a rush to do. I’d think it well within the bounds of possibility that Diamonds02 is a white bread middle aged guy with a boring desk job. It’s quite noticeable that he/she/it wrote at times like a simpleton - particularly when courting controversy - and at times more normally. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/94 "2013-02-07T12:29:40Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > Your post involves believing something Diamonds02 said. That isn’t something I’d be in a rush to do. > > I’d think it well within the bounds of possibility that Diamonds02 is a white bread middle aged guy with a boring desk job. It’s quite noticeable that he/she/it wrote at times like a simpleton - particularly when courting controversy - and at times more normally. I am not the least surprised at this development. The Diamonds02 persona had been trying too hard lately (last three months or so); the novelty wore off and she (I tend to use the gender a person identifies as) has been escalating the outrageousness to continue to get reactions. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/95 "2013-02-07T13:11:13Z")
You people are freaking hilarious. I have been desperately trying not to laugh out loud at my desk. That is all. (By the way, [Loose Women](http://www.itv.com/loosewomen/) is the UK version of The View. Make of that what you will.) ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/96 "2013-02-07T19:40:53Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > Your post involves believing something Diamonds02 said. That isn’t something I’d be in a rush to do. > > I’d think it well within the bounds of possibility that Diamonds02 is a white bread middle aged guy with a boring desk job. It’s quite noticeable that he/she/it wrote at times like a simpleton - particularly when courting controversy - and at times more normally. I believe everything I read on the Internet. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/97 "2013-02-07T19:41:35Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > I believe everything I read on the Internet. I’m a French model. Bonjour! ---
**Author:** ![OneDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c68b51/32.png) [@OneDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneDay)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/98 "2013-02-07T19:51:30Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > If you’re out at a bar, a ball game, or wake and there’s a whole lot of women prancing around, which ways do you pick out a cheap whore? > > The reason is unimportant. It doesn’t matter if you are looking for a good time, trying avoid her, or trying to turn her into a housewife. > > Here’s what I look for… > -High ponytails > -Curly perms, especially with gel > -Fake handbags > -Manucured toes > -Deep red lipstick and bright blue eyeshadow > -Certain food choices. Funions, Fanta, Panda Express… > -She chews her gum vigorously > -Words and images printed on the ass part of her pants > > What else? Lord have mercy. Scratch off high ponytails and manicured toenails from your list. You need to be worried about ANY girl who DOESN’T have manicured toenails! And getting the hair off your neck means nothing. And I like Funions but if you get too close to me, I’ll taser you. You may be on to something with the blue eyeshadow, red lipstick, gelled perms, and gum-smacking…and the tramp tattoo is a dead give-away. I’m surprised girls like this can even get a guy – I’d be too afraid of STDs to be able to get it up, assuming I were a guy. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/99 "2013-02-07T21:40:27Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > I believe everything I read on the Internet. This statement is false. ---
**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/100 "2013-02-07T21:48:36Z")
for christ’s sake why can’t anybody here spell Funyuns right [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441.md?page=6)