# Hints that a woman is loose **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 6, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441 "2013-02-06T01:43:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/101 "2013-02-07T22:07:26Z")
> [@colander](#): > > for christ’s sake why can’t anybody here spell Funyuns right Because we’re not whores! ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2013, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/102 "2013-02-07T22:23:39Z")
> [@Blackberry](#): > > Because we’re not whores! Speak for yourself! ~fake handbag user, Panda Express eater and tramp stamp supporter ---
**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/103 "2013-02-08T00:02:51Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > Speak for yourself! > > ~fake handbag user, Panda Express eater and tramp stamp supporter Sorry! I’m such a cheap whore that my handbag doesn’t even pretend to be high class ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/104 "2013-02-08T01:46:12Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > I believe everything I read on the Internet. I believe everything **Loach** reads in the Internet. ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/105 "2013-02-08T01:55:10Z")
> [@crucible](#): > > I never met a woman who smoked who wouldn’t put out on the first date. One time I was buying nicotine gum in a pharmacy and the clerk was asking tons of questions like does this really work? And it feels just like cigarettes? Can you stop chewing it and come back to it later? So I figured she was a smoker herself, I asked her so you smoke? :eek:\ **Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/106 "2013-02-08T02:04:43Z") > [@Satchmo](#): > > I believe everything **Loach** reads in the Internet. I believe everything I say on the Internet. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/107 "2013-02-08T02:09:18Z")
I believe everything Cat Whisperer says on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/108 "2013-02-08T03:02:06Z")
I believe there is a simple medical procedure to tighten women back up after they’ve given birth. No need for looseness in this day and age. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/109 "2013-02-08T03:56:38Z")
> [@colander](#): > > for christ’s sake why can’t anybody here spell Funyuns right Are they really made with fiberglass insulation, or is that texture faked on purpose? ---
**Author:** ![keturah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e95f7d/32.png) [@keturah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keturah)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/110 "2013-02-08T04:18:07Z")
If her real name is Lucy, but they all call her loose. If someone thinks they saw her on 8th and forty deuce ---
**Author:** ![Engineer\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9fc29f/32.png) [@Engineer\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Dude)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/111 "2013-02-08T14:16:41Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > -Fake handbags Is there a fast way for dudes to be able to tell the difference between a fake and a real handbag? ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/112 "2013-02-08T16:11:52Z")
> [@Engineer\_Dude](#): > > Is there a fast way for dudes to be able to tell the difference between a fake and a real handbag? Yes and it’s so simple. Ask the woman if she wants to screw: If she says yes, the bag is fake. If she kicks you in the balls, it’s real. Diamonds02 explained earlier in the thread that metrosexuals can tell the difference between real and fake handbags. I suspect they became metrosexuals by asking if a bag was real once too often. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441/113 "2013-02-08T16:22:10Z")
Given the facts of her banning, I’m closing this thread on the grounds it just perpetuates what she was going for. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hints-that-a-woman-is-loose/649441.md?page=5)