# Hippity Hoppity, Hippity Hoppity, Easter's on its Way...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hippity-hoppity-hippity-hoppity-easters-on-its-way/100942
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 30, 2002, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hippity-hoppity-hippity-hoppity-easters-on-its-way/100942 "2002-03-30T17:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author:  [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2002, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hippity-hoppity-hippity-hoppity-easters-on-its-way/100942/1 "2002-03-30T17:38:13Z")
And just in time, because next week my Advanced Bio class and I are dissecting rabbits.
Peter Cottontail better have his running shoes on.
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### Author:  [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hippity-hoppity-hippity-hoppity-easters-on-its-way/100942/2 "2002-03-30T19:14:50Z")
Sorry, but Peter Cottontail met his maker last night, and was served with lentils.
Peter was delicious.
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### Author:  [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2002, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hippity-hoppity-hippity-hoppity-easters-on-its-way/100942/3 "2002-03-30T19:18:54Z")
Not the bunny… ☹
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### Author:  [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2002, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hippity-hoppity-hippity-hoppity-easters-on-its-way/100942/4 "2002-03-31T16:58:39Z")
Now now, **tigg** , these won’t be Happy Fuzzy Bunnies, I promise. We’ll only be dissecting…errr…bad rabbits. Yeah, that’s it. Bad, evil rabbits. Bad, evil, cute, fluffy, adorable little…I think I Should stop there, before somebody throws something at me.
Happy Easter, everybody!
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### Author:  [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2002, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hippity-hoppity-hippity-hoppity-easters-on-its-way/100942/5 "2002-04-01T02:43:18Z")
Jester. You are sick, sick, sick. You know that? Oh. You do. Well. Now I’m on my way to blow up peeps in my microwave oven.
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### Author:  [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hippity-hoppity-hippity-hoppity-easters-on-its-way/100942/6 "2002-04-02T01:56:06Z")
Microwave? Please. I’ve got a wind-up walking chick on my desk that I strapped a firecracker too. His name is Pooky. 😃
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### Author:  [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2002, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hippity-hoppity-hippity-hoppity-easters-on-its-way/100942/7 "2002-04-02T02:52:28Z")
Good luck on opening that bunny!!! Show no mercy!