# Hipster Asshat with the Hipster Asshat **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 25, 2005, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hipster-asshat-with-the-hipster-asshat/327811 "2005-10-25T14:04:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hipster-asshat-with-the-hipster-asshat/327811/81 "2005-10-29T05:33:14Z")
> [@Trunk](#): > > He ain’t wearing a fucking fedora because it’s a sensible choice. He’s doing it to lay down a cool vibe, and that alone makes him the uncool asshole subject of the pitting. Amen! Like **Trunk** , I never wear clothing to make me look “cool.” Just today, when I was going out to eat at a fancy restaurant - I briefly considered wearing a sharp sweater and new jeans! But what if, heaven forbid, I were to spill red wine or marinara sauce on myself? I would likely have to wash them - and I would look quite the insensible fool! Good thing I decided to simply show up wrapped head-to-toe in easily removable saran wrap! My dining guests were charmed, nay, _enraptured_ by my utter sensibility, and we had quite the pleasant evening. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hipster-asshat-with-the-hipster-asshat/327811/82 "2005-10-29T17:08:04Z")
> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#): > > if you’re at a show, and you look around behind you and see some short people there, and you offer to switch places with them, you’ll have won their gratitude. Ze gratitude of short pipple? I _speet_ on ze gratitude of short pipple. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hipster-asshat-with-the-hipster-asshat/327811/83 "2005-10-31T13:57:50Z")
> [@Ukulele Ike](#): > > Ze gratitude of short pipple? > > I _speet_ on ze gratitude of short pipple. Well, that’s easy, because they’re short. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hipster-asshat-with-the-hipster-asshat/327811.md?page=4)