# his penis “may have come in contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 18, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103 "2012-09-18T20:32:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/1 "2012-09-18T20:32:09Z")
> **[Florida Farmhand Busted For Lewd Donkey Show](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/miniature-donkey-sex-bust-576142)** > > SEPTEMBER 18--A Florida farmhand arrested for having sexual contact with a miniature donkey explained to cops that the Sunshine State was “backwards” since its residents “frown on zoophilia,” accordi > [@](#): > > When interviewed Friday by cops, Romero made a series of shocking admissions. > > He began by saying that he “uses his fingers and saliva to clean the donkey’s clitoris and check for wood shavings and debris,” adding that he “gets aroused” by seeing an animal in heat. > > Romero reported that he “stands behind the donkey, scratches her withers and masturbates.” He revealed that he “likes the way the fur feels on his testicles,” and that his penis “may have come in contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident and his semen may have splattered inside the donkey by accident." > > After recalling that he masturbated with the donkey “5 or 6 times,” Romero “stated Florida is a backwards state and people frown on zoophilia here.” > > Romero is being held in the Marion County jail in lieu of $2000 bond. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/2 "2012-09-18T20:34:55Z")
Nice ass. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/3 "2012-09-18T20:37:40Z")
Totally plausable explanation. Could have happened to anyone. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/4 "2012-09-18T20:58:28Z")
M’ule believe anything. ---
**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/5 "2012-09-18T20:59:21Z")
Seems legit. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/6 "2012-09-18T21:09:19Z")
[This belongs here.](http://gifs.gifbin.com/florida.gif) ---
**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/7 "2012-09-18T21:12:03Z")
Accidents will happen…\*shakes head. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/8 "2012-09-18T21:12:42Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Nice ass. Hole in one. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/9 "2012-09-18T21:12:44Z")
See? I knew there was a perfectly good explanation. It’s not what it looks like at all. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/10 "2012-09-18T21:37:55Z")
Will their offspring be fertile? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/11 "2012-09-18T21:41:23Z")
I can sympathize. It happens to me all the time, with my cats. ---
**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/12 "2012-09-18T22:05:07Z")
As a side note, would this defense actually work? Is there a “knowing” element to bestiality? If he REALLY and TRULY was only jerking off behind the animal, and slipped on a banana peel and penetrated it, would he be guilty? ---
**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/13 "2012-09-18T22:19:38Z")
As the article clearly states, it was a MINIATURE donkey, so at least he’s trying to cut down. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/14 "2012-09-18T22:52:19Z")
He has a point in a sense. So long as animals are not harmed by it, I see no reason at all for bestiality to be illegal. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/15 "2012-09-18T23:13:15Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > So long as animals are not harmed by it, I see no reason at all for bestiality to be illegal. It risks spreading exotic diseases to the human population. Although I suppose you could cook the animal before having sex with it just to be safe… ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/16 "2012-09-19T00:20:14Z")
My finger clicked on this thread by accident. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/17 "2012-09-19T12:40:10Z")
“Wood shavings” in the donkey’s clit? Ahhh… a one snatch fire. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/18 "2012-09-19T12:53:26Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > It risks spreading exotic diseases to the human population. At least they’d be exotic. Unlike the common cold. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/19 "2012-09-19T13:35:10Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > He has a point in a sense. So long as animals are not harmed by it, I see no reason at all for bestiality to be illegal. Sure. It’s all fine and dandy…until the donkey’s hubby shows up. Then you got this big mess with a broken up stable and before you know it, she’s moved in with you and brought her mom and children and your household is filled with the smell of ass. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/20 "2012-09-19T13:39:53Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > Sure. It’s all fine and dandy…until the donkey’s hubby shows up. He’s a drug mule? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103.md?page=2)