# his penis “may have come in contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 18, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103 "2012-09-18T20:32:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/21 "2012-09-19T13:53:16Z")
Million-to-one shot, doc. Million to one. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/22 "2012-09-19T14:32:33Z")
I love that they obscured the victim’s face in the photo. ---
**Author:** ![Floater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@Floater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floater)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/23 "2012-09-19T14:36:58Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > … and before you know it, she’s moved in with you and brought her mom and children … Fortunately mules are sterile. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/24 "2012-09-19T14:41:00Z")
> [@Floater](#): > > Fortunately mules are sterile. It’s my understanding that female mules aren’t necessarily sterile, though pregnancies are rare. Male mules are apparently never fertile. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/25 "2012-09-20T02:44:11Z")
> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > M’ule believe anything. Or humankey believe anything. > [@panache45](#): > > I can sympathize. It happens to me all the time, with my cats. Either I will congratulate you on the kickass tiger, or offer my condolences, and teach your cat to say “is it in?” ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/26 "2012-09-20T02:55:10Z")
Accident? There is a Flo/Geico lizard/Farmer’s insurance ad goldmine in here somewhere… ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/27 "2012-09-20T04:19:36Z")
> [@SiXSwordS](#): > > Hole in one. This is a lady donkey we’re talking about here, so it’s actually more like two holes in one. ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/28 "2012-09-20T05:07:13Z")
Dude, you should have been playing Donkey KONG. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/29 "2012-09-20T11:11:38Z")
The weirdest thing, IMO, is his booking picture. He looks like a normal enough dude. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/30 "2012-09-20T14:36:05Z")
And the sad thing is no-one will ever say “There goes Romero the shoemaker” or “…Romero the boatbuilder” or “…Romero the thatcher”. No, you fuck just _one_ lousy donkey and all you ever hear is… ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/31 "2012-09-20T15:06:46Z")
There is much comedy value in the comments section of the [OP’s] linked story. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/32 "2012-09-20T15:17:54Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > It risks spreading exotic diseases to the human population. > > Although I suppose you could cook the animal before having sex with it just to be safe… If you cook it first it’s dead. Bestiality is one thing but necrophiliac bestiality is reserved for the truly twisted. [John Winger] Lee Harvey, you are a madman…I want to party with you, cowboy. [/John Winger] ---
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/33 "2012-09-20T20:42:29Z")
All very funny. But then recently my little grandson has started wedging phallic looking things between the sofa cushions so they are pointed straight up, and jumping around on the sofa. I can just see him impaling himself on one of these things, and we would become one of those ridiculous sounding news items. “What are you doing??? STOP THAT!!! You’re going to HURT yourself!! What are you thinking?!?!?!?!” Reasoning with him is like reasoning with a five year old. Of course. He doesn’t seem to want to impale himself, he’s not doing anything weird with them, he doesn’t try to sit on them, he’s just making an implausible-sounding accident possible. Do you have any idea how hard it is to track down every single thing in the house that is longer than it is wide, and hide them all someplace? So, much to my surprise, I now have reason to give a second thought to the ridiculous excuses. ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/34 "2012-09-20T21:04:26Z")
> [@Napier](#): > > So, much to my surprise, I now have reason to give a second thought to the ridiculous excuses. I guess I have poor imagination. I’m trying to think of a “_It’s not what it looks like!_” explanation for the following statement by him to the police: > [@](#): > > He revealed \ his semen may have splattered inside the donkey by accident. ---
**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/35 "2012-09-20T22:27:48Z")
Well this would make an interesting MTV commercial. ‘Sex it’s no accident’ Did they finally pass an anti-bestiality law in Florida? I remember hearing it had been voted down multiple times. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/36 "2012-09-20T23:38:21Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > If you cook it first it’s dead. Bestiality is one thing but necrophiliac bestiality is reserved for the truly twisted. “Don’t worry; it’s rare, not well done.” ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/37 "2012-09-20T23:57:09Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > The weirdest thing, IMO, is his booking picture. He looks like a normal enough dude. He’s so happy! ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/38 "2012-09-21T00:10:25Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > He’s so happy! well, he did just get a little ass! ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/39 "2012-09-21T00:13:53Z")
The love that dare not bray its name. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103/40 "2012-09-21T00:45:15Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > It risks spreading exotic diseases to the human population. > > Although I suppose you could cook the animal before having sex with it just to be safe… Its so wrong but I just cant stop laughing at this [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/his-penis-may-have-come-in-contact-with-the-donkey-s-vagina-by-accident/635103.md?page=3)