# Historic SDMB posts throughout... history
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 3, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246 "2006-01-03T17:12:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/1 "2006-01-03T17:12:21Z")
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> **Originally posted Nov. 21, 1963**
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> The president is going to be coming here to Dallas tomorrow! I’m so excited! This is the bossest thing to happen in Dallas since-- I can’t remember when!!!
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> **Originally posted Dec. 23, 0000**
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> Anyone else notice a wierd star over yonder in the east last night?
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> **Originally posted Feb. 9, 1964**
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> Beatles on Ed Sullivan tonight. Thoughts? Opinions? Oops! Must go change my panties.
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> **Originally posted Sept. 27, 1066**
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> Well, we invade England tomorrow. Hopefully we’ll be able to quickly turn them into French-speakers. Or at the very least infiltrate their harsh language with some French words over the next several hundred years.
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> Wish me luck!
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> **Orginally posted Oct. 15, 1977**
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> SNL- 10/15: Worst episode yet. The writing sucks, everyone’s just reading off the cuecards, Hugh Hefner wasn’t funny, and who the fuck was the musical guest? Someone please put this horse out of its misery. This show’s a joke since Chevy left, and not in a good way.
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### Author:  [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/2 "2006-01-03T17:14:40Z")
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> **Originally posted Jan. 3, 2006**
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> This should be in MPSIMS.
> Happy
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/3 "2006-01-03T17:16:01Z")
Originally posted by **Louie** on July 14 1789
“Rien”
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### Author:  [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/4 "2006-01-03T17:47:29Z")
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> **Orginally posted April 21, 1889**
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> Big news! Klara and I had a bouncing baby boy last night! He’s a little on the small side, but I have a feeling he’ll grow up to be a wonderful leader of men.
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> I’ll keep you all posted. Thanks!
> Alois
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### Author:  [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/5 "2006-01-03T17:53:06Z")
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> **Massa Brown** , I know we done had plenty of ideological discussions on slavery in this country, but it ‘tain’t no use: I ain’t-a-gonna meet y’all at no Harper’s Ferry, an’ that’s final.
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### Author:  [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/6 "2006-01-03T18:00:36Z")
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> I have such a fever, a splitting headache, the chills, and these odd bumps on my body. Anyone know of a home remedy, as I don’t feel well enough to get to the market?
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> For the seventh time, thou shalt not asketh medical advice on these boards!
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### Author:  [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/7 "2006-01-03T18:11:14Z")
Moved from IMHO to MPSIMS.
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### Author:  [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/8 "2006-01-03T18:33:38Z")
**Originally posted April 14. 1865 by Crazy mama Mary**
Finally, I get Abe to take a night off and take me to the theater! Can’t wait to finally have a relaxing night alone with him.
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### Author:  [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/9 "2006-01-03T19:07:23Z")
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> **Originally posted July 20, 1976**
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> So I was talking with my neighbor’s dog last night. We were just chatting about the Yankees and broads and Satan and stuff. After a while, I get up to go take a piss, and as I’m wizzing, I look over and Harvey (the dog) is just standing there watching me. I go “What the fuck dude? Can I get a little privacy here?” And he goes “Kill a bitch.” And I go “Dude, you’re crazy. Shut the door.”
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> Mundane and pointless, I know. Just thought I’d share.
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### Author:  [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/10 "2006-01-03T19:11:15Z")
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**Originally Posted April 15, 1865 by Jokester** Hey, Crazy momma Mary! How did you like the show?
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/11 "2006-01-03T19:11:58Z")
Originally posted by **Crazy Mark** on November 27, 1980:
I’ll be off the Boards for a couple of weeks. I’m going to New York and hang out. Who knows what famous people I will see while there? MAYBE EVEN A BEATLE!
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### Author:  [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/12 "2006-01-03T19:20:22Z")
**Originally posted September 17, 1787 by Publius**
Are those nimrods meeting at the State House _ever_ going to show their sorry-ass faces and tell us what they’ve been talking about all summer? The way they go on and on, you’d think people will be picking over their words 200 years from now.
The good news is that I’ve got Ben in the Death Pool, and I figure he’s a goner in the heat.
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### Author:  [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/13 "2006-01-03T19:25:40Z")
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> **Originally posted Thursday, April 11, 1912**
> Hey, guys, I’m on ABEND for a while. I don’t know if I can get a decent Internet connection on this boat. NY Dopers, who’s up for a Fest when I get there?
Googy
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/14 "2006-01-03T19:27:56Z")
**Originally posted Oct. 31, 1517**
Some troll just posted a list of 95 things wrong with the administration of the Church on another bulletin board. What do you folks think of these? Go to [www.wittenbergcatherdraldoor.net](http://www.wittenbergcatherdraldoor.net) to check out the flaming.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/15 "2006-01-03T19:39:03Z")
**Originally posted by Nappy on June 18, 1815** :
Can someone tell me what this song is that is going through my head:
Waterloo…finally facing my Waterloo
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### Author:  [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/16 "2006-01-03T19:47:02Z")
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> **Originally posted Aug. 18, PGE 24 (Post-Garden of Eden)**
> I think my brother’s trying to kill me.
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> If I don’t post again by Saturday, please alert the Authority.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/17 "2006-01-03T19:53:18Z")
\*\*Thread started in Great Debates by Lot July 4 180 \*\*
What would be worse for a righteous man: Letting a mob have sex with two male angels or with my two virgin under-aged daughters?
\*\*Thread started in MPSIMS by Lot on July 6 180 \*\*
Anyone else notice some unusual weather (i.e. fire & brimstone)?
**Thread started in Cafe Society by Lot July 7 180**
What can I do with all this salt?
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### Author:  [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/18 "2006-01-03T20:02:12Z")
Originally posted on **April 29, 1789 by Tofua Tom**
Hmmm, I see a small boat approaching the island from open sea. Must be aliens!!! They’re probably here to eat our brains, so we’d better kill them before they kill us!!
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### Author:  [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/19 "2006-01-03T20:02:48Z")
**August 4, 1902** in In My Honest Opinion
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> Tell me, kind members of the Straight-Dope Message-Board, which burgeoning metro-politan area should I take residence in after I have completed in full my high-school education. I find the prospect of Cleve Land to be especially attractive, but Pitts Burg offers bountiful opportunity in the employ in any one of the hundreds of steel-mills. A kind gentle-man told me of the Rockefeller-like wealth steel mill workers enjoy; one entire silver-dollar a day, for a mere 16 hours of work!
**April 1, 1908** in MPSIMS
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> Did you hear that women-folk will be allowed to vote for the leaders of our fair nation? 😉
**March 2, 1943** on the front page:
_ **Sorry! The Straight Dope is closed, to conserve energy for the war effort. Buy War Bonds! V for Victory! Loose Lips Sink Ships! Slap a Jap! Kill a Kraut!** _
**September 6, 1952** in General Questions:
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> I think I accidentially touched that appendage between my legs - you know, the thing you pee with – in the shower this morning. Will I go blind?
**March 12, 1959** in MPSIMS
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> Subject: Post your favorite dame, cripple, Negro and fatty jokes!
_(The thread went on for about 20 pages, and the OP was not pitted.)_
**July 16, 1984** in The BBQ Pit:
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> I am outraged that the admins added color to the message board! What next? 80 character rows?
**January 3, 1986** in About This Message Board:
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> We just updated the server to an Atari 1040ST with an entire megabyte of RAM and a 10 megabyte hard drive, so the hamsters should be spinning a lot faster now. The powers that be at The Reader tell us the new configuration should serve us well for about 20 years.
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### Author:  [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/20 "2006-01-03T20:04:43Z")
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> **Thread started in Cafe Society by Lot July 7 180**
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> What can I do with all this salt?
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> **Lot,**
> Heard about the wife _hugs_
> …You never mentioned what happened to the flea.
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