# Historic SDMB posts throughout... history **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 3, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246 "2006-01-03T17:12:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/21 "2006-01-03T20:05:42Z")
> [@](#): > > **Originally posted Aug. 15, 1977** > > Hey, fellow Elvis fans, I know it’s been a few years, but I think we can expect a concert tour soon. He’s got to be getting in shape, tuning up the body and voice, don’t you think? > > I’m so excited! … ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/22 "2006-01-03T20:08:57Z")
Originally posted Easter Morning 33 A.D. by **Mary Magadelene** You won’t believe who I just saw! Originally posted January 1, 80 A.D. by **Beloved John** What’s a better title: “Old Testament and New Testament” or “God and Son of God”? ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/23 "2006-01-03T20:13:54Z")
**April 19, 1943** [QUOTE=A Hoffman Not Abbie] I am starting off with an extremely small dose of only 250 µg to start with, and will gradually increase in quarter-milligram increments until some discernable reaction occurs. My guess is that I ingested or absorbed some of it in the process of cleaning up on the 16th. The strength of my reaction indicates a substantial dose of perhaps a gram or more, but because I am usually meticulous in my laboratory cleanup procedures I am going to purse this in a very conservative manner. Well, time to head home before it gets too dark to see the bike path. I’ll post in a month or so, or sooner if I am able to elicit a reaction before that time. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/24 "2006-01-03T20:21:19Z")
> [@September 2](#): > > My boss is driving me out of my bloody mind! Here at the bakery, the rats are everywhere and the only thing that helps keep them back is to keep the hearth lit. That’s it. I’m not fighting off the rats tonight! I’m keeping the fire lit. We’ll see what he has to say about that. A little fire never hurt anybody. … ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/25 "2006-01-03T20:28:05Z")
\*\*Orginally posted by Chicago O’Leary on October 8, 1871: I just bought the cutest cow (link). She does seem to be nervous and start kicking around fire, but I’m sure that won’t be a problem. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/26 "2006-01-03T20:29:08Z")
**September 25, 1922** in General Questions > [@](#): > > Samclem > Moderator > > This thread is closed. A reminder of the rules: > > _ **Alcohol** > Illegal (in the USA) Alcohol - You are allowed discussion of the effects of alcohol, but do not discuss where to buy it, how to make it, or how to bootleg it into the country. Limited discussion of past use of alcohol is OK, discussion of current use is not. Please include a disclaimer that alcohol is illegal in the US._ ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/27 "2006-01-03T20:30:47Z")
> [@](#): > > **Originally posted May 23, 1854** > > Have you seen the new three-cent piece? Three words: Hid. E. Ous. … ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/28 "2006-01-03T20:34:12Z")
**September 25, 1922** in General Questions > [@](#): > > Samclem > Moderator > > This thread is closed. A reminder of the rules: > > _ **Alcohol** > Illegal (in the USA) Alcohol - You are allowed discussion of the effects of alcohol, but do not discuss where to buy it, how to make it, or how to bootleg it into the country. Limited discussion of past use of alcohol is OK, discussion of current use is not. Please include a disclaimer that alcohol is illegal in the US._ ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/29 "2006-01-03T20:42:26Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Originally posted by **Crazy Mark** on November 27, 1980: > > I’ll be off the Boards for a couple of weeks. I’m going to New York and hang out. Who knows what famous people I will see while there? MAYBE EVEN A BEATLE! Resurrected two weeks later: > [@Paul](#): > > Jesus Christ, man. You emptied the entire clip and you couldn’t hit Yoko Ono _once_? ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/30 "2006-01-03T20:44:44Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Originally posted Easter Morning 33 A.D. by **Mary Magadelene** > You won’t believe who I just saw! **Originally posted by Centurion** Verily, am I cheated of the LXVII points I had won on the Galilean? A ruling please, A-III-V-VI-II! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/31 "2006-01-03T20:52:31Z")
> [@](#): > > **Originally posted Dec. 1, 1984** > > Bananarama are the female Beatles. They are, like, awesome! … ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/32 "2006-01-03T20:54:12Z")
**July 31, 1914** > [@KaiserBill](#): > > My cousin is _such_ an asshole … ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/33 "2006-01-03T21:00:06Z")
Originally posted by **Beatle Hater** in the Pit December 9, 1980 Now let’s see those f\*ckers reunite! ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/34 "2006-01-03T21:14:25Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally Posted by September 2, 1666 > My boss is driving me out of my bloody mind! Here at the bakery, the rats are everywhere and the only thing that helps keep them back is to keep the hearth lit. That’s it. I’m not fighting off the rats tonight! I’m keeping the fire lit. We’ll see what he has to say about that. A little fire never hurt anybody. … > [@](#): > > **September 6, 1666** > **Mr Underbridge** > BANNED > > Well, that’s what you get for committing Regicide! ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/35 "2006-01-03T21:20:17Z")
**Jan 6 1555** > [@Nosey](#): > > I just finished writing my 100th poem. Mom says they don’t make sense. Dopers please let me know if you think I can get them published? **June 16 1595** > [@sewerurchin1](#): > > I have Just returned from fhe Globe! [warning spoileres] fhat blew like hfe winds beneeth me loins. He pushesth the bounthries of beleef. I can fell you now fhat Shakespeare has finally jumeth the sharke! **Dec 20 1859** > [@Southern Gentleman](#): > > Resolved: Slavery makes the United States the greatest nation on earth ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/36 "2006-01-03T21:39:00Z")
Originally posted by **Sam** on September 25, 1922 at 1:00 p.m. Am I allowed to discuss of the effects of alcohol on this Board? Originally posted by **Sammyclem** on September 25, 1922 at 1:12 p.m. Do you drink alcohol in the past? Originally posted by **My Darlin’ Clementine** on September 25, 1922 at 1:31 p.m. Do you know anyone who bootlegs anything in the USA? Originally posted by **Sam-I-Am** on September 25, 1922 at 1:47 p.m. Should alcohol be illegal in the United States? Originally posted by **Same Sam** on September 25, 1922 at 2:01 p.m. Am I allowed to discuss anything about alcohol in these Boards? Originally posted by **Yoscleminie Sam** on September 25, 1922 at 2:38 p.m. What’s the best way to allow a non-alcoholic drink to _go bad_? Originally posted by **Closeminie Sam** on September 25, 1922 at 2:51p.m Am I allow to discuss the effects of bootleging alcohol on these Boards? Originally posted by **Closed-mined Clem** on September 25, 1922 at 3:01 p.m. How do I remove alcohol from a carpet? Originally posted by **Soused-minded Sam** on September 25, 1922 at 3:13 p.m.\*\* Does anyone know any British bootleggers? Originally posted by **Clem-minded Sam** on September 25, 1992 at 3:14 p.m. If you put molasses in the sun, does it ferment? Originally posted by **Mind Clem and Sam** on September 25, 1922 at 3:20 p.m. I just had the greatest alcoholic drink (Check my location–I’m in Canada). Originally posted by **Samclem** on September 25, 1922 at 3:45 p.m. Sheesh–I make one double post and bootlegging ensues. Thread closed. ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/37 "2006-01-03T22:05:51Z")
From the PIT 1863 > [@](#): > > From Sam Morse > [@](#): > > …-. …- -.-. -.- … -. --. > … .- – … - .-. … > .- - . > – -.– > .-… . … - > .–. — … - > .-.-.- ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/38 "2006-01-03T22:26:49Z")
**October 19, 1956** _Originally posted in Cafe Society_ Anyone see _Playhouse 90_ last night? I think it was called “Requium for a Heavyweight” or a Middleweight or or something like that. Worst. Episode. Ever. Man, network TV sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/39 "2006-01-03T22:42:51Z")
Damn you, **Happy**! I’d wanted to do a thread like this for years. Posted by **Beagleman** in General Questions, November 23, 1859 _Does this theory of “evolution” make sense?_ Posted by **LBJ** in Great Debates, September 13, 1963 _President Kennedy wants to put a man on the moon by the end of the decade. Is it me, or is this just stupid?_ Posted by **Mr. Hearst** in Cafe Society, April 30, 1941 _Spoil “Citizen Kane” for Me_ Posted by **I’m not Rick James!** in Cafe Society, April 2, 2005 _Anybody else feel like “Chappelle’s Show” has jumped the shark?_ Posted by **I’m not Rick James!** in Cafe Society, May 1, 2005 _NOT looking forward to “Chappelle’s Show” Season 3_ Posted by **I’m not Rick James!** in Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share, June 1, 2005 _I’m back from South Africa!_ Posted by **Dude** in In My Humble Opinion, August 13, 1969 _Going to Woodstock: should I avoid the brown acid?_ Posted by **HaroldPWarren** in Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share, November 5, 1966 _My movie premieres tonight! Wish me luck!_ Posted by **Neil A.** in Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share, July 15, 1969 _Need stuff to say when I walk on the Moon. Any ideas?_ Posted by **NikolaT** in Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share, April 11, 1922 _I just invented the coolest weapon ever. Need name suggestions._ Posted by **JacquesPiccard** in Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share, January 23, 1960 _I’ve been in the Marianas Trench for 15 minutes, and I am SO bored…_ Posted by **M de Sade** in Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share, November 12, 1777 _I am masturbating like a motherfuck!_ Posted by **Jacques** in BBQ Pit, September 6, 1794 _I Pit the Reign of Terror fucks who guillotined my sister!_ ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/40 "2006-01-03T23:45:31Z")
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