# Historic SDMB posts throughout... history **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 3, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246 "2006-01-03T17:12:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/41 "2006-01-03T23:57:22Z")
Originally posted by **Bathyscaphefan** , June 20, 1960 Well, finally got to the bottom of the Mariana Trench, and spent 20 minutes there. I wonder if anybody will ever remember or care about it, forty or fifty years from now. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/42 "2006-01-04T00:09:47Z")
Great Debates - 1834 I can’t believe Jackson nominated Taney for the Supreme Court. The guy is just a party hack who helped the administration close the National Bank and caused this depression we’re still trying to get out of. Yeah, there’s a great credit for the resume. And does Jackson seriously think he’ll get Taney past the senate? They already voted him down once when Jackson tried to make him Treasurer; why are they going to put him on the Supreme Court. Hell, at his age he could still be writing decisions in 1857. ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/43 "2006-01-04T00:18:07Z")
Posted by **Allmighty** Oct. 24, 6006 B.C. So here’s my thought. I’m gonna create this thing called a Universe, in it, I’m gonna make a ball of mud called… Earth, yea that’s it. Then I’m gonna put this little replicas of me on there and then fuck with their minds for a few thousand years. Posted by **Allmighty** July. 12, 4029 B.C. Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea. I mean the elephants and monkeys and kangaroos are cool, but those humans just suck. You know, I think I’ll just wipe em out and start all over a again. Well this one guy Noah seems ok. Posted by **Allmighty** Mar. 1, 30 A. D. Any doper parents out there having this trouble. I never see my kid. You see his mother and I havn’t been together since conception. She’s married to someone else who treats him fine, but he is my kid. The big problem is now he’s going around telling everyone to listen to him and to follow him. I mean, I’m glad he’s a leader but he should have a little more respect for people. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/44 "2006-01-04T00:51:25Z")
… > [@](#): > > **Originally posted on September 3, 1917 in GD** > Communists in Russia. Will they actually gain any power? ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/45 "2006-01-04T00:55:29Z")
Posted by **Son of the God Ra** , in the twelfth year of my reign **BBQ Pit** \*I don’t care if he was part of the family once. Aunt Bythia was probably lying anyway, saying the gods sent him to her. Yea, _right_, he looks a lot like that slave guy she had “fanning” her all the time. Stupid bastard is getting the priests all worked up with his hokey “miracles”. The slaves in Goshen are getting totally out of hand too, and the head architect says his projects are weeks behind. And now this piece of crocodile dung has the nerve to demand release for “his people” from slavery! My informers have told me there’s a strike in the works, and the slaves are having a lamb feast tonight! That’s the last straw(heh, heh, I made a funny). I’m going to take my oldest son with me and go show those upstarts whose really boss around here.\* ---
**Author:** ![Indyellen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/indyellen/32/4176_2.png) [@Indyellen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indyellen)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/46 "2006-01-04T00:56:25Z")
Posted **October 24, 1415** : > [@Harry Lancaster](#): > > Well, everybody’s all nervous about the French. I keep telling them that they just need to use their bows and everything will be fine. I guess I’d better go make some sort of “inspirational” speech or something. (Maybe something about St. Crispin?) I just want to hang out & stay dry. Damn rain. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/47 "2006-01-04T01:22:38Z")
Posted on September 13th, 1835 by **ChuckieD** : I got a turtle! He’s a beaut! I hope he survives on the long trip home. [Linky poo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet) ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/48 "2006-01-04T01:30:41Z")
Posted on July 15th, 1962 by **Swingin London Lad** I saw this goddawful band this weekend called _The Rolling Stones_ :rolleyes: . The lead singer looks like he could french kiss a moose. Couldn’t understand a word they were singing. Whatever happened to decent musicians who sang properly? I was up against the stage all night with my girl, keeping her from the leering eyes of those blokes. Worst concert ever. Cost me half a crown to get into the club, too. What a ripoff! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/49 "2006-01-04T01:35:39Z")
Posted on July 28, 1981 in **BBQ** by **BlueEyedDi** OMG! I can’t beleive he is still serious about his ex!!!1111!!! Fer christ sake we are getting married tomorrow! The invites are out, my face is on the freakin’ tea towels! It’s not like I can call the whole thing off… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/50 "2006-01-04T01:48:57Z")
posted in **GQ** February 1997 by **MonicaL** : How do I get spooje out of my favorite dress? And later in GQ posted by **JohnGoodmansSister** Is it morally wrong to secretly tape record a convo of someone who you know is jacking off a married man? and later on in **MPSIMS** by **42** I just smoked the best cigar … and later in **BBQ Pit** by **WhiteWaterWench** He can’t keep his dick in his pants for 5 minutes! I would divorce him in a heartbeat if I didn’t want to rule the world some day! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/51 "2006-01-04T01:57:10Z")
Posted in MPSIMS at December 7th, 1941: 650am by **Gunny** God! I hate insomnia! I’ve been up all night on this ship, tossing and turning in my bunk and listening to the guys fart and snore. Thankfully I have Sunday off. After I sleep a few hours I’m going to prowl around Pearl Harbor for some action. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/52 "2006-01-04T02:07:50Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > Originally posted by **Bathyscaphefan** , June 20, 1960 > Well, finally got to the bottom of the Mariana Trench, and spent 20 minutes there. I wonder if anybody will ever remember or care about it, forty or fifty years from now. Dear Sir, I wish to complain on the stronglyest possible terms about the previous entry in this board that has someone attempting to pass himself as the researcher that did go to the Mariana’s Trench, I was the one. My best friend Donald Walsh would not dare to use such a silly name like that, only a FEW of my friends are that batty. Yours faithfully, Jacques Auguste Piccard, Swiss physicist, Mrs. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/53 "2006-01-04T02:14:18Z")
Posted in **MPSIMS** January 1962 by **ItsAllSmoot2Me** Last night I got laid 365 times! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/54 "2006-01-04T02:30:48Z")
From the files of 1953: by **Frank In Kansas** I’m not sure why I started it, but once I did, I couldn’t stop! I just made a ball of twine bigger than my bowling ball…I wonder how long I can keep it going? **BBQ Pit** in 1660 by **Mr. Gravity** **Whilst No One Tupp Me Or Whilst Thy Die A Geeks Death?** **MPSIMS** in 1935 by **Schrödinger** **My cat died yesterday.** ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/55 "2006-01-04T02:35:00Z")
Originally posted on February 9, 1950: > [@Joseph McCarthy](#): > > I have a link to 205 card-carrying communists known to frequent and post on this message board! Posted on December 19th, 2005: > [@John Basedow](#): > > Thai/Southeast Asia Dopefest on the 24th! Come the 23rd and stay for a while! Bring your family and enjoy the waves! Oh man, I’m going to hell. There it is. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/56 "2006-01-04T02:40:09Z")
> [@](#): > > **Originally posted on Jan. 13, 1975** > > I just finished writing the perfect country & western song. Drop me a line if you want me to email it to you. > > Steve G. > > > [@](#): > > > > Well, thanks for emailing me a copy **Steve G.** , and I just finished reading it, but it is _not_ the perfect country & western song because you haven’t said anything at all about mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or getting drunk. > > > > D.A.C. … ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/57 "2006-01-04T02:45:31Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > **MPSIMS** in 1935 by **Schrödinger** > > **My cat died yesterday.** [in 1936 by **Schrödinger**] I’m bumping this thread. I was looking in the box where the cat died, and the damnedest thing… 1010 BCE= by **Oedipus** in IMHO: Should I try to find my birth parents? 1009 BCE by **Oedipus** in MPSIMS: Guess Who Just Got into a Fight and Got a New Job on the Same Day? 1000 BCE by **Oedipus** in BBQ Pit: So Help Me I’m Gonna Find the Motherfucker who’s Causing This Pestilence! 999 BCE by **Oedipus** in MPSIMS: Well, The Good News Is I Just Found Out I’m Not an Only Child After All ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/58 "2006-01-04T02:57:55Z")
**October 1978** from **MPSIMS** by **PadreKarole** **I just got a promotion!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/59 "2006-01-04T03:08:11Z")
1926 by **Norma Desmond** - BBQ Pit: What the Fuck Do We Need to HEAR What the Actors are Saying For? [bumped by Eve, 2001] April 4, 1994 by **MediaCynic** in Cafe Society: “If Kurt Cobain is So Sick and Tired Of Fame and Fortune, Why Doesn’t He Just Give it All Up?” October 31, 1993 by **TeenChick** in Cafe Society: “River Phoenix: He’s Hot and He’s a Clean Living Vegan! I’m in Love!” 1915, Woodrow Willie in Cafe Society: “Birth of a Nation: WOW! It’s Like History Writ By Lightning!” December 1, 1955 by _AlabamaTraditionalist_ in BBQ PIT: I’LL FUCKING SHOW YOU, BITCH! > [@](#): > > I am so fucking pissed! I was working all day long at the ‘Kristians for the Killing of Kommies’ meeting and just wanted to go home, watch some I LOVE LUCY (you see that one the other night where the girls decided they could get a job and work outside the house like they was men? Them some funny gals). My wife’s 8 months pregnant and not able to walk to the grocery store so she’d called me at work and asked would I bring her a carton of cigarettes, so I said alright and I get on the bus and I’m holding that carton of Chesterfields that I already laid out three bucks for so I don’t feel like standing up with it. > So I get on the bus. Guess what? There’s no seats available in the White Section! Wonderful, I think, I gotta sit on a bench already warmed by a black ass! Only Little Miss Sassy over there, get this- she don’t stand up and move back when I get on even though she’s looking right at me! > But what the hell, I’m tired, you do what you have to right? I figure, she’s a silly darky, it’s Christmas, I won’t make a scene, I’m a gentleman, so polite as can be, I tell the negress 'Excuse me gal, case you ain’t noticed I just moved the Colored Section back a row, you gotta get up so I can set down. Gal looks at me and says ‘No!’. I was so pissed I called the cops. and they hauled her off to jail! I guess I showed her a thing or two about how things work down here! (Next thing you know they’ll be wanting into our message boards.) The horrifying thing is that somewhere in Montgomery on December 1, 1955, somebody really did make a similar rant. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/60 "2006-01-04T03:20:33Z")
Thread started in MPSIMS December 24, 1945 at 7:15 pm by \*\*Mossback George: I just found out I’m worth more dead than alive.\*\* > [@FonzieRey](#): > > Look, I’m really not anti-American. But you’ve got to understand that your media are not reporting this issue accurately. Your president wanted this war, and his justifications for it were either gross distortions or invented from whole cloth. And now it’s all about liberation, when it’s obviously nothing more than economic interest. Who are you to talk of liberation, anyway, after how you’ve treated the people of that region? -Originally posted in **Great Debates** on April 3, 1898 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246.md?page=4)