# Historic SDMB posts throughout... history **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 3, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246 "2006-01-03T17:12:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/121 "2006-01-07T18:54:05Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > \*\*Thread started in Great Debates by Lot July 4 180 \*\* > > What would be worse for a righteous man: Letting a mob have sex with two male angels or with my two virgin under-aged daughters? > > \*\*Thread started in MPSIMS by Lot on July 6 180 \*\* > Anyone else notice some unusual weather (i.e. fire & brimstone)? > > **Thread started in Cafe Society by Lot July 7 180** > > What can I do with all this salt? Shouldn’t these have been made much earlier, like around 2180 BCE? ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/122 "2006-01-07T18:54:16Z")
Originally posted by PlubiusJimmy in early 1788: " What do my fellow Dopers think of this: ‘A well regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.’ That’s pretty clear and straightforward, isn’t it?" ---
**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/123 "2006-01-07T19:27:15Z")
\*\*Originally posted by me at 11:57 PM 12/31/1999: \*\* > [@](#): > > Well, fellow dopers, I guess this is it. This will have to be my last post, actually the last post ever, unless someone gets one in the next couple minutes. > > We got the canned goods and water all stocked up, and plenty of ammo. Checked the generator earlier today - all set. Even though we stocked plenty of books, last week we did go out and pick up some of the titles from the “What books are you bringing to your shelter?” thread - thanks all for the suggestions. > > Hope everybody is safe tonight, and for the coming bad times. It’s been great communicating with you all. Let’s hope the geniuses get it right next millenium! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/124 "2006-01-07T20:17:01Z")
Posted by **NYC-GUY** on September 10, 2001: This is a reminder to go out and vote in the NYC primaries tomorrow. Let’s all be thankful that Mayor Rudolph Guillani is not eligible to run for a third term. What has this do-nothing done for us anyways? His administration is mostly noted for his son out-of-control behavior during Rudy’s innaurgration, and the later “Rudy-Judy-Donna” soap opera. This man cannot keep his children and personal life under control, and yet we voted to have him run the City twice? Just thank God that no real emergencies occured in New York during this joker’s mayorhood. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/125 "2006-01-07T21:19:55Z")
Originally posted in **Great Debates** on **March 1, 1825** > [@BobJaxDem](#): > > …I thought his father was a lousy President too. As far as I’m concerned, he has no legitimacy, having been installed through a corrupt bargain, against the wishes of the majority of the American people. He is simply a tool of the great financiers and landholders against the common people in an attempt to further concentrate the wealth of this Republic… ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/126 "2006-01-07T21:35:57Z")
Posted by \*\*Lucky Ivan \*\* to Cafe Society dated May 2, 1908. I just won 2 tickets to someplace in Siberia called Tunguska on the Radio Moscow morning show. It’s supposed to be really beautiful there; nothing but virgin forests and pristine glacial lakes. The catch is even though the tickets are free, I have to use them before the end of June. My boss is willing to give me the first 2 weeks of June off, so that shoudn’t be a problem. I googleskied Tunguska but there wasn’t much info available. Are there any dopers into backpacking who live near there are who’ve been there? Natascha and I would welcome any tips you could give us. We promise to take lots of pictures and post them when we get back There’s supposed to be a big meteor shower sometime there in early June. We’ll be so far from civilization that there’ll be no light pollution and the sky show should be mind blowing. This is going to be so cosmic! ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/127 "2006-01-07T21:55:14Z")
> [@](#): > > Posted by \*\*Still Catholic? \*\* to Great Debates dated October 30, 1517 > > Okay guys I swear this isn’t homework, just a little project of my own I’ve been working on, and you guys are such great debaters I figure you might have some ideas. I was creating an email list of current religious topics to discuss, and I can only come up with 95. 100 would sound so much better, but I don’t have much time left, Pls Help! thx in advance. xxx ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/128 "2006-01-07T22:12:06Z")
> [@](#): > > Posted by **ModeratorMan** to **MPSIMS** dated sometime in 1869 > > Moderator’s Note: This is the final warning for those of you who insist on posting links to non-work safe photographs and tintypes. Basic rule of thumb, if a woman in the photograph or tintype is showing her ankle then it is certainly not work-safe. Repeat offenders will be suspended. … > [@](#): > > Posted by **ShipAhoy** to **MPSIMS** April 10, 1912 Well, on my way to board that new ship everyone’s been talking about. The R.M.S. Titanic. I hear there’s not enough lifeboats for all of us, but guess that doesn’t really matter on an unsinkable ship, eh? PIT THREADS, April 13, April 14, April 15 1912: WTF? What sort of moron doesn’t put enough lifeboats on a ship? I Pit WhiteStar Lines About the people who were saved from Titanic-stop calling it a miracle! Yeah, I’m looking at you J. Bruce Ismay ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/129 "2006-01-07T22:56:03Z")
Posted in MPSIMS, May 7, 1915 by _Fearless_ > [@](#): > > Spotted the Irish coast this morning. We should be landing soon. You were foolish to worry about that “unrestricted submarine warfare” the Huns talk about. Typical of them: lot of talk, no action. Even if they did attack, there are plenty of lifeboats; this isn’t the Titanic. Posted December 6, 1941 by **Flyboy Charlie** in Great Debates > [@](#): > > Don’t be an idiot. The Japanese are negotiating a trade agreement right now. There is no chance of war. They are honorable people and would never do anything sneaky ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/130 "2006-01-08T05:53:50Z")
Posted around 1959 by **H. Lee**. > [@](#): > > **Why on earth would someone kill that bird?** > > It is pointless if you think about it. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/131 "2006-01-08T17:50:13Z")
**TOM’S RIDICULOUS SOFA STUNT: He fooleth no man** [QUOTE=originally posted by **Brit Man at Versailles** on the 1st day of September, Anno Domini 1789] Did anybody perchance bear witness upon this Saturday last when, at the Chateau d’Oprah, the most highly watched salon of this Papist land, one Mr. Tom J\_\_\_\_\_n, ambassador from that bastard nation called the United States (which is a whole other Pit thread) did make of himself most dreadful and classless spectacle? Entering to applause as the French in their foppish fad loving “wisdom” (if they think violent revolutions are so wonderfu, then I must rhetorically ask, why not have one themselves?), Tom did proceed to leap upon the sofa of the hostess and proclaim “I am in love! I am in love! Heart is over head triumphant!”, and then as same audience did rejoice he did from the wings coax, nea, _pull_ his blushing alleged consort and concubine, one Ms. Maria C\_\_\_\_y, before the cheering crowd! The entire dreadful and sordid affair did seem most staged, and consensus among those of us heir to the regrettable memories of such spectacle was that Tom was in fact disguising where his true amorous attentions doth lie, about which there is rumor but I dare not say, save that it is a much darker tail than that of Ms. C\_\_\_\_y. Oh, do pardon me, the above should have read “a much darker t_ale_”, I fear I am so terribly clumsy. [guffaws into laced and perfumed handkerchief] [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/132 "2006-01-08T18:27:50Z")
**My “Kid Brother” is Back and I Am So Royally Pissed!** > [@originally posted by \*\*Fay Ro\*\*](#): > > Okay, this requires some back story. When I was a kid my Mom, who was my grandfather’s daughter and wife [it’s complicated], was bathing in this river that runs by our house. This basket comes floating up, and inside it is a baby. She’s all like “Oooh, the gods have sent me a baby!” and I’m like “Mom! Somebody with a basket sent a baby down the river!” and she’s “Ooh, it’s fate! I’ll raise him as your brother!” and I’m like, “Mom! I’ve already got 52 brothers if you count the ones dad has with his concubines! Drown the little bastard, or cool- we can toss him to crocodiles!” and even Dad comes out and says “Ramses has a point- it’s not from the gods, that’s just a basket from downriver, and by my authority as the incarnation of God on earth I order this returned to the Nile!” but Mom looked at her father-husband and says “Papa don’t preach! I’ve made up my mind! I’m keeping my baby!” > > Well she did and the little basketcase bastard was raised with me. And even though our father is a god on Earth he couldn’t keep him out of trouble! Finally, Mo (that’s what they called him) goes into this hippie activist phase, “ooooh, the slaves are being mistreated! They’re overworked!” and something about shellfish and swine meat being murder and other crap, and let’s just say he pulled a stunt with a mid level manager that got him into serious trouble with the authorities and the labor board, and then he skipped bail! Well, I’ll admit, I thought, “Good riddence! I just hope he stays gone!” > > Well he did. And it was great. Dad sailed down the river to immortality and I got his job, and I married this beautiful sister I met at his funeral and took a bunch of concubines and lesser wives and, after a teenage New Age phase, returned to the family religion and if I do say so myself, I was damned good at my job. Then, years and years and years and years after the statute of limitations has expired, guess who frigging shows back up! > > I’m sitting in my audience hall one day and this damned hippy walks in, but I think, hmmm, he looks familiar, and then it hits me, Maat’s Frigging Feather, it’s MO! And I’m like ‘I hoped you were dead’ and he goes ‘No, not dead, I’ve just found myself! I’ve been living with these turned on people eating mushrooms in these tents out in the deserts, and not too long ago I saw God and he told me to come talk to you, bro!” and I’m like “Which god? We only have like, a million” and he’s “there is only one’ and I’m like Mo has finally officially flipped. And I say ‘who’s the hippy beside you’ and he says ‘this is my brother, Aaron’, and I like call roll in my mind cause by the time dad died we had like 80 brothers or something but I don’t remember that and he says ‘No, he’s my Hebrew brother! I decided to find my birth mother!’ and I’m like good, go back to her, and he’s “She’s in bondage” and I’m “Way TMI Mo, what ol > d Jewish slave women do baked brick walls is their business’ and he’s ‘No, I’m going to set her free and all the other people, that’s what God told me to do’ and I’m like ‘Yeah, whatever, gee, you owe her and all, I mean she PUT YOU IN A FRIGGING BASKET AND SENT YOU UP A RIVER FILLED WITH SNAKES AND CROCODILES, NOT LIKE MOM AND GRANDPA-DAD EVER DID ANYTHING FOR YOU OTHER THAN RAISE YOU IN LUXURY! And he’s ‘yeah, she and Aaron told me how _YOUR_ dad ordered all the baby boys among the Hebrews thrown into the Nile, you elitist bastard!’ and I’m like ‘Mo, you just said that guy next to you is your brother, and he’s maybe a year or two older than you, if they threw all the baby boys in the Nile, then how do you explain him?’ and he’s “The point is, I’m ordering you to set all the Hebrews free!” and I’m “Oh Isis, he’s hopped up on something, how do I get him out of here without causing a scene!’ > > I say , just get the hell out Mo, how bout I give you enough money to get some hemp slippers and the Abbadon out of Egypt and you can go back to that desert hippie cult and watch the bush flames til you die if you want to, and he says ‘Behold the power of my God!” and that Aaron guy throws down his stick. And Mo goes, ‘behold, it has turned into a mighty serpent!” and I get down and look at it and I go “Hebrew please! That’s a stick that you’ve glued two little bitty shell eyeballs onto!” and Mo goes ‘And it shall strike you!” and the thing starts wriggling which might have been more impressive if I hadn’t seen the strings Aaron was holding. I finally had it and I called security. > > So I think he’s detoxed or whatever and left me alone but then a few days later I’m taking a swim, and look up and HOLY FRIGGING ANUBIS who’s on the other side of the river! This time he pokes his stick in the river and goes ‘Behold, I have turned the Nile to blood!” and I’m like “Damn it Mo! I totally saw you just dump those Cherry Kool-Aid packets in there just before you said that!’ but he’s ‘I said let my people go!” > > So Ma’at’s Feather on a Pogo stick, the freak won’t just give it up and go away. One day you’ll see him screaming “The land is covered with frogs!” and I’m like “What frogs? I saw like two or three, and hello, we live in a flood plain!” and the next day he’s tossing little pieces of tied string from a basket like they’re confetti and saying “Flies! Flies! OOooooohhh, millions of ‘em!” and one day “The cattle are dying” and I’m like ‘That cow dropped dead because my teenaged son Incestocles, ran into it with his chariot, and he’s paying for it too! And he keeps on. Finally one day he comes to court and my son, Enbredhotep has been out partying with the slave girls all night, and while Mo’s babbling Enbredhotep, who’s been out partying all night and hitting the beer and the opium a bit hard, says ‘oooh, sorry dad” and pukes and passes out. And Mo of course never misses a beat, he jumps up and says “I have smitten the first born of Egypt!” and I’m like First Born My Abyssinian Ass, he’s not even my tenth! JUST GET OUT! GET OUT! GET THE EFFING ANKH OUT OF HERE! LEAVE ME ALONE! And hell, all of the Pharoah’s lawyers for the last twenty years have done nothing but fight off JDL lawsuits, if you want to take the Hebrews with you fine don’t let the Sea of Reeds hit you where that deity with no name you talk about split you! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT! > > I’m just glad to finally get rid of him. Now finally this region of the world can have some peace. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/133 "2006-01-08T22:50:42Z")
XXX > [@Donniebelle Donner](#): > > Hey all… haven’t felt like posting in a while. My family vacation has kind of run into some bad news and stuff and I’ve been… well, anyway, I have this really weird school project (yeah, I know, I’m like hundreds of miles from the closest school but it’s, like, a correspondence school through carrier pigeon, yeah that’s it…) and my home-ec class has this weird assignment so I’m asking here purely for hypothetical reasons… > > If you just had to eat your dead grandpa to stay alive, what parts would you eat first and what recipes would you use, preferably something that cooks really fast because he’s getting ripe. Or would be, in the hypothetical case. The ingredients we have… that our teacher says to use… are snow, fire, grandpa, some rice and a little bit of konyaku. PLEASE REPLY FAST! > > So I get an A I mean… ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2006, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/134 "2006-01-09T08:18:59Z")
> [@](#): > > **Announcement originally posted by Ed Zotti on Oct. 18, 1989** > We’re officially retiring the Cabbage Patch forum (CP), as there haven’t been any new posts for 2 years. In hindsight, we probably didn’t think this one through very well. … ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2006, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/135 "2006-01-09T13:52:47Z")
Posted October 12, 1975 at 1:14 a.m. by **LateNightWatcher** : I hope nobody decided to waste 1 1/2 hours of their time by watching NBC’s new show “Saturday Night.” I wish I hadn’t. Indeed, I wish I’d spent the entire day in bed with the covers over my head. A more boring show with less talented actors could not be found. I hope the cast isn’t thinking this will lead to more work, cause it has killed all of their so-called careers. The only one with any hope is the unlikely named “Chevy Chase.” The rest of the men (Dan Akyroyd, John Belush, and Token Black Guy Garett Morris) should all start thinking of another career. And the three woman are so interchangable I cannot even remember their names (Jane, Loraine, and Golda?). This “Comedy-Variety” show is unfunny, uninteresting, untalented, and unlikely to last more than a month. I would definitely advise anyone looking for an entertainment career to avoid this turkey, cause turkeys cannot fly. To Canadian Lorne Michel: Nobody is interested in your concept of “Television.” Go back home. To NBC: Go back to airing reruns and old movies on late night TV. You’ll save both money, face, and viewers time. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2006, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/136 "2006-01-09T18:28:43Z")
Posted by **Wittenburg Student** in Great Debates on Oct. 17th, 1517: > [@](#): > > One of the priests posted a few random thoughts of his on the state of the One True Church on the door of his parish chapel today. Here’s a link to the site: \. So anybody feel like discussing? A few of my mates told me to keep my mouth shut about them if I knew what was good for me, but I hardly think a bit of idle debate is going to cause any harm. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2006, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/137 "2006-01-09T18:41:32Z")
Posted by **June McVeigh** on April 20, 1995: What’s that Lassie? You say little Timmy has bought a whole bunch of nitrogen-based fertilizer? And rented a huge van? You think this might lead trouble? I think Lassie’s really lost it. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/138 "2006-01-09T18:51:42Z")
Posted by **Jennifer North** on Aug. 9th, 1969 in MPSIMS: > [@](#): > > Well it’s just another listless, uneventful night here at the house in la-la land. Abby & Jay are in the living room watching tv, and I haven’t heard from my hubby for a few days. Oh I really hope my hubby is done with his location shooting in time for our baby to be born next week. Oh but I’m so bored tonight! I wish something could liven up this dull, dull evening. Wait, did I just hear the doorbell ring? Who could that be at this hour? Well I hope it’s somebody fun! Let me go see who it is… ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2006, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/139 "2006-01-09T19:24:02Z")
Originally posted May 1, 1939 in the BBQ Pit: > [@ChaunceyP](#): > > I just got back from the World’s Fair in New York. They displayed this rather ungodly invention called the “tele-vision.” It is this rather large box with a small screen in the middle on which tiny people perform for your entertainment. I have no idea how it works, but all I know is that it is destined to fail. Unless someone is able to invent a larger screen- perhaps larger than that at the local movie house- and come up with clever scripts for the tiny people inside to perform, this is destined to go the way of the Automated Pants Putting-On Device. Originally posted September 1, 1939 in About this Message Board > [@ModeratorMan39](#): > > **adolph\_h** has been banned from this message board. I had warned him a number of times about his derogatory rants about Jews, homosexuals, Poles, and others which he deemed to be “lesser races,” and now he brags about how his armies invaded Danzig. This behavior is not tolerated on this message board. Originally posted January 27, 1986 in MPSIMS: > [@ChristaMcA](#): > > I just got a phone call from NASA- I’m going to be part of the crew on tomorrow’s space shuttle launch! I am **SO** excited! I can’t wait to see my students’ faces when I get back to Earth. I’m sure this experience will be a blast! ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246/140 "2006-01-09T19:39:40Z")
**MPSIMS, October 15, 1947** > [@ChuckY](#): > > Whew! What a ride! And ‘they’ said it couldn’t be done. > Man, my rib’s are killin’ me. Fuckin’ horse. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/historic-sdmb-posts-throughout-history/338246.md?page=8)