I’m not an expert by any means, but didn’t Pope Benedict IX abdicate as well? He was a party animal himself – called the “child pope”, he was actually in his twenties when his daddy’s money and political clout put him on the throne of Peter. While he hosted wild bisexual orgies in the Lateran palace, his brothers roamed the streets and harrassed Roman citizens. Benedict was rumored to be into bestiality and heresy, among other things, and supposedly practiced Satanism (!). He was driven out in 1044, and a new pope was elected, but Benedict returned a year later and regained his position. An apparently bored Benedict sold the papacy later that year to his godfather so he could marry his cousin and settle down to raise little perverts. He died in obscurity in 1055.
Speaking of which, another good subject would be Benedict’s great-great-great-grandmother, Marozia. Probably the truth behind the old story of “Pope Joan”, Marozia was born into the Italian nobility and was apparently a piece of work even as a girl – she was accused of killing her nanny by pushing her down a flight of stairs. Her mother, Theodora, was already notorious as the lover of the future Pope John X. Marozia seduced Pope Sergius III when she was 15 and bore his son, the future John XI. She then married Alberic of Camerino and they had a son. After Sergius and her husband died, she remarried to Guido, Duca di Lucca, and they conspired together to seize power. Marozia and Guido had her mother’s lover, Pope John X, smothered with a pillow, and placed her son in the Lateran palace.
This is where things get complicated (like they weren’t already!). Guido dies, so Marozia decides to marry his half-brother, King Ugo of Italy. He was already married, but her son John XI handed over an annulment quickly enough. At their wedding feast, Ugo slapped her other son, Alberic (from her first marriage) and called him clumsy. An angry Alberic stormed from the party, gathered together a mob, and returned to attack the castle where his mother and new stepfather were staying. Ugo shimmed out the window on a bed sheet and escaped, but Alberic had his mother and half-brother thrown into prison. He drove Ugo’s troops from the city and knocked up Ugo’s daughter (his own stepsister!) for good measure. Alberic ruled Rome as a dictator for many years until his death in 954, when his son became the notorious dissolute Pope John XII.
Pope John XII got brained with a hammer by an angry husband, and Emperor Otto II invaded Italy. He found Marozia still in prison, and deciding she was too evil to live, had her exorcized and executed. Marozia’s legacy lived on, though – she was the lover of one pope, the mother of another, grandmother of another, great-great-grandmother to two more, and great-great-great-grandmother of one last. Quite the lady (and I use that term loosely).
.:Nichol:.