# Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Personality Test

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-personality-test/170585>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 23, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-personality-test/170585 "2003-04-23T14:20:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-personality-test/170585/61 "2003-04-25T06:27:10Z")

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I’m Trillian. And I’m a chick IRL.

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**Author:** ![Jeffrey\_Hartnett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/77aa72/32.png) [@Jeffrey\_Hartnett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeffrey_Hartnett)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-personality-test/170585/62 "2003-04-28T03:54:43Z")

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Yet another Zaphod reporting in.  
Not what I expected…

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**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-personality-test/170585/63 "2003-04-28T09:21:53Z")

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Another Trillian. Hmm…

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-personality-test/170585/64 "2003-04-28T10:37:18Z")

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Another thing we have in common – I’m a Trillian too. Given the ratio of male to female Trillians, I’d say the odds are in our favor.

_Get 'em, ladies!!! Yaaaahh!!_ :Gleefully charges male Trillians:

CJ

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**Author:** ![thejunkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecae2f/32.png) [@thejunkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thejunkie)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-personality-test/170585/65 "2003-04-28T11:06:48Z")

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Rob, you never cease to amaze me with your antics.

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**Author:** ![Dance\_To\_It](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b782af/32.png) [@Dance\_To\_It](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dance_To_It)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-personality-test/170585/66 "2003-04-28T11:35:12Z")

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I’m Arthur. My love of tea is surely the cause.

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**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-personality-test/170585/67 "2003-04-28T12:43:59Z")

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Trillian

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-personality-test/170585/68 "2003-04-28T13:14:35Z")

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Trillian

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**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-personality-test/170585/69 "2003-04-28T15:17:47Z")

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Trillian.

It’s the “science and intellect” thing, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-personality-test/170585/70 "2003-04-28T16:54:24Z")

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You’re Trillian! Ah, you’re probably the intelligent one who prefers being scientific, just because it sounds nice. You might hang in the shadows a little bit as a secretary, but this universe has big plans for you. If you keep an outgoing personality and overcome shyness, you could be quite powerful.

Hmmmm. . . .

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**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-personality-test/170585/71 "2003-04-28T19:09:36Z")

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I was stunned to discover that I was Arthur, then I went back and checked the answers, and realized I had accidentally picked my favorite food as being something very dead and cooked, instead of the _actual_ answer which is Foreign, or not very intelligent and rather worthless. Thus I reassumed my personality as Ford.

Guess I got a little mad there.

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**Author:** ![BewareTheLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@BewareTheLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BewareTheLlama)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-personality-test/170585/72 "2003-04-28T20:03:18Z")

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> You’re Trillian! Ah, you’re probably the intelligent one who prefers being scientific, just because it sounds nice. You might hang in the shadows a little bit as a secretary, but this universe has big plans for you. If you keep an outgoing personality and overcome shyness, you could be quite powerful.

Sounds about right to me! 😃

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-personality-test/170585/73 "2003-04-28T21:27:29Z")

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I’m Trillian.

Who knew?

😃

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-personality-test/170585/74 "2003-04-29T14:57:20Z")

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Zaphod here. I imagined I was more of a Ford, but apparently one of my brains isn’t working right. Time for another drink.

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**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-personality-test/170585/75 "2003-04-29T18:11:32Z")

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Trillian. (Male variety.) Yet, I put in lots of Marvin’s answers…

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