# Hitler explained. (read the link) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-explained-read-the-link/14482 "2000-03-07T16:25:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-explained-read-the-link/14482/1 "2000-03-07T16:25:00Z")
[http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20000228/od/condom\_1.html](http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20000228/od/condom_1.html) I came accross this several days ago and meant to post it here becuase it was so funny. I think it actually explains Hitler’s domination complex. He just knew he had an inferiorly (I really want to add the letter “u”) sized peepee probably even compared to his people at large…whoops shouldn’t have used the word large there. HUGS! Sqrl * * * [SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html) ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-explained-read-the-link/14482/2 "2000-03-07T16:30:00Z")
It’s even more funny when you realize Hitler was **Austrian** , Sqrl 😃 * * * **Coldfire** _Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _ * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-explained-read-the-link/14482/3 "2000-03-07T16:33:00Z")
Well, he was an Austrian which made his penis larger (thus he could control the males with smaller penises) but had the definate affinity for the smaller peepee’s of Germany. Why else would he be there. HUGS! Sqrl PS. I would like to spread disinformation but only if I could get something that was disinformatively interesting. 😉 * * * [SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html) ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-explained-read-the-link/14482/4 "2000-03-07T16:41:00Z")
Well, with the Austrians inexplicably trying to get each and every black person out of their country and all, my bet is that Austrians have tiny weeners as well 😃 * * * **Coldfire** _Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _ * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-explained-read-the-link/14482/5 "2000-03-07T17:01:00Z")
LOL. I think you are right for the most part. So, Coldfire, what is the standardized European condom like? What are the specific dimensions? Does it always come ribbed or unribbed? 😉 hhehehe HUGS! Sqrl * * * [SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html) ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-explained-read-the-link/14482/6 "2000-03-07T17:09:00Z")
[http://www.durex.com/](http://www.durex.com/) 😃 * * * **Coldfire** _Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _ * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-explained-read-the-link/14482/7 "2000-03-08T03:42:00Z")
I just emailed that story to _The Tonight Show_, _Late Night with David Letterman_ and Dave Barry. Wish me luck. * * * When all else fails, ask Cecil. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-explained-read-the-link/14482/8 "2000-03-08T15:18:00Z")
WOOHOO! I hope it gets put out somewhere. 🙂 It was too funny when I read it. I looked into that website, Coldfire. It was pretty interesting. I liked the “how to put on a condom” link. I can’t imagine anyone being so inept that they would actually have to read the instructions though. 🙂 HUGS! Sqrl * * * [SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html) ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-explained-read-the-link/14482/9 "2000-03-08T17:56:00Z")
Where did hte EU get the misguided idea that one size fits all? * * * Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-explained-read-the-link/14482/10 "2000-03-09T00:17:00Z")
Good ol’ standardisaton. Presumably for greater European unity, or bureaucrat can claim to have accomplished something. thhppt!! * * * I’m a member of the _Monarchist_ political party. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-explained-read-the-link/14482/11 "2000-03-09T00:19:00Z")
I just want to see the ISO 9000 booklet on _testing_ the product. “Insert tab A in slot B…” * * * [Change Your Password, Please](http://204.95.48.199/cgi-bin/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getannounce&ForumNumber=3&Start=2451545.99&End=2451911&Session=2451598.1854) and don’t use HTML, as it has been disabled, but you can learn about superscripts [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000795.html) ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-explained-read-the-link/14482/12 "2000-03-09T00:20:00Z")
Call me stupid, but I voted for the black currant condoms (on the durex site: [http://www.durex.com/](http://www.durex.com/) ). Anyone else? * * * I’m a member of the _Monarchist_ political party.