# Hitler Kitty **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 30, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-kitty/204747 "2003-09-30T19:05:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-kitty/204747/1 "2003-09-30T19:05:33Z")
I don’t know what’s funnier—[the Hitler kitty](http://www1.thdo.bbc.co.uk/guernsey/features/2003/09/cat.shtml), or the fact that its owner is named “Annette Blows.” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-kitty/204747/2 "2003-09-30T19:52:35Z")
Bwhaaa! Got chocolate milk? ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-kitty/204747/3 "2003-09-30T19:59:38Z")
“Herr kitty kitty.” Hee hee. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-kitty/204747/4 "2003-09-30T20:10:00Z")
She should trim her thatch to match! ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-kitty/204747/5 "2003-09-30T20:11:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenster \* > \*\*She should trim her thatch to match! \*\* My cat has pubes. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-kitty/204747/6 "2003-09-30T21:13:36Z")
The owner’s name is definitely funnier. Definitely. How does a girl get through life with that name? On her knees, most likely! ---
**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-kitty/204747/7 "2003-09-30T21:20:58Z")
Eh. I think [this cat](http://bes.ismennt.is/evropa/hitler_kisur.htm) looks a bit more like Hitler. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-kitty/204747/8 "2003-09-30T21:34:24Z")
[Eine Katze! Ein Fisch! Ein Hairball!](http://www.cat4love.com/friends/hitler/hitler_s.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-kitty/204747/9 "2003-09-30T22:02:24Z")
**Rabid Child** , did you notice that the owner of the cat in your link was named “Monique Smolders?” There’s a joke in there somewhere about Monique Smolders, but Annette Blows, or something that’s actually funny. ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-kitty/204747/10 "2003-09-30T22:11:50Z")
Who cares if a cat looks like Hitler? My ringneck parrot looks exactly like Osama bin Laden! Now what’s that knocking noise and why is Ashcroft on my front porch? ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-kitty/204747/11 "2003-10-01T02:43:43Z")
But Carnivorousplant already covered the [cat/Hitler conundrum](http://www.teemings.com/issue01/authors.html) in [Teemings No. 1](http://www.teemings.com/issue01/index.html)! (I love that story; I’ve linked many a Rex Stout fan to it, and they’ve all nearly died laughing.) ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-kitty/204747/12 "2003-10-01T04:46:02Z")
Must … resist … making … Meow-schwitz … jokes … ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-kitty/204747/13 "2003-10-01T04:49:00Z")
Ach! It’s der _furrer._ ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-kitty/204747/14 "2003-10-01T05:56:18Z")
[Hello Hitler!](http://www.mightyllama.com/pics/hielkitler.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitler-kitty/204747/15 "2003-10-01T07:16:12Z")
We had one of those Hitler kittens when I was a kid. We named it Hitler.