# Hitler's alligator dies in Moscow **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 24, 2020, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384 "2020-05-24T14:36:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/1 "2020-05-24T14:36:27Z")
Yes, it’s the headline of the year. **[Alligator rumored to have been Hitler’s dies in Moscow](https://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/alligator-rumored-hitlers-dies-moscow-70856225?cid=clicksource_4380645_2_heads_hero_live_headlines_hed)**. I’m pretty sure this ties in with Covid-19, Bill Gates and Donald Trump. \*kinda suspicious though that there are no photos of Hitler walking his alligator at Berchtesgaden. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/2 "2020-05-24T14:55:29Z")
In Nazi Germany, alligator walks you. ---
**Author:** ![Mk\_VII](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Mk\_VII](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mk_VII)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/3 "2020-05-24T15:50:43Z")
Did he pick it up while he was hiding in South America? ---
**Author:** ![Ynnad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/4491bb/32.png) [@Ynnad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ynnad)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/4 "2020-05-24T15:56:43Z")
I know this is getting to be a very tired meme, but I just cannot help myself from suggesting that “Hitler’s Alligator” would be an excellent band name. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/5 "2020-05-24T15:58:36Z")
> [@Ynnad](#): > > I know this is getting to be a very tired meme, but I just cannot help myself from suggesting that “Hitler’s Alligator” would be an excellent band name. Croc rock. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/6 "2020-05-24T16:15:02Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Hitler’s alligator dies in Moscow _John has a long mustache_ But “Reptiles of The Third Reich” sounds like a SyFy “B” movie.😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/7 "2020-05-24T16:29:11Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > _John has a long mustache_ > But “Reptiles of The Third Reich” sounds like a SyFy “B” movie.😃 With laser beams. ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/8 "2020-05-24T16:39:56Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > _John has a long mustache_ > But “Reptiles of The Third Reich” sounds like a SyFy “B” movie.😃 They kinda [did that one already](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC8Z6i59s7o). ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/9 "2020-05-24T16:41:46Z")
That Gator done seen some _shit!_ ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/10 "2020-05-24T17:07:05Z")
Gonna make a pair of boots for somebody? ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/11 "2020-05-24T17:50:06Z")
They are reunited in Heaven now. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/12 "2020-05-24T18:20:20Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > They are reunited in Heaven now. Only one gets into Heaven. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/13 "2020-05-24T18:23:09Z")
See ya later, Hitler’s alligator. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/14 "2020-05-24T18:29:56Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > They are reunited in Heaven now. But it’s alligator heaven. And you can probably imagine what role people have in alligator heaven. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/15 "2020-05-24T18:34:33Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Croc rock. My feet just can’t keep still. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/16 "2020-05-24T21:15:52Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > But it’s alligator heaven. And you can probably imagine what role people have in alligator heaven. I have had it with these motherfucking alligators in motherfucking heaven! ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/17 "2020-05-24T21:38:09Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > Only one gets into Heaven. > :dubious: All dogs go to Heaven; [all alligators have big lips](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigLippedAlligatorMoment). ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/18 "2020-05-24T21:59:29Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > But it’s alligator heaven. And you can probably imagine what role people have in alligator heaven. Good point. Well taken. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/19 "2020-05-24T22:18:09Z")
Everytime an alligator dies, Steve Irwin gets new wings. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384/20 "2020-05-24T22:30:55Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Everytime an alligator dies, Steve Irwin gets new wings. Crikey! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-alligator-dies-in-moscow/854384.md?page=2)