# Hitler's dead!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-dead/442027>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 20, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-dead/442027 "2008-03-20T01:48:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-dead/442027/1 "2008-03-20T01:48:49Z")

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[Not really](http://www.abyssandapex.com/200710-wikihistory.html) . Sorry about that, but I simply had to share.

An excellent story, reminiscent of many discussions around here. Does anyone else have a reference to short stories that remind you of the SMDB?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-dead/442027/2 "2008-03-20T01:58:23Z")

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Good find - basically, a transcript of a message board, from the future, dedicated to time travel. One of the mods has to keep preventing people from killing Hitler. 😃

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-dead/442027/3 "2008-03-20T02:05:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Mr. Excellent]  
Good find - basically, a transcript of a message board, from the future, dedicated to time travel. One of the mods has to keep preventing people from killing Hitler. 😃  
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Dude! Spoilers are your friends!

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-dead/442027/4 "2008-03-20T02:13:15Z")

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Did they save his brain, at least?

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**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-dead/442027/5 "2008-03-20T02:17:11Z")

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I am leaving in moments to go back to Washington D. C. at 9:58 p. m. in an attempt to prevent **Mr. Excellent** from posting spoilers. Wish me luck.

Sir Rhosis

Although if one reads the story, what he posted wasn’t really a spoiler.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-dead/442027/6 "2008-03-20T02:18:02Z")

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This is a reference to the same story as in [this earlier thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=460418).

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-dead/442027/7 "2008-03-20T02:27:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Exapno Mapcase]  
This is a reference to the same story as in [this earlier thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=460418).  
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Curses! Foiled again!

Sorry about that, but with search disabled I didn’t search for it. Still, maybe it’ll draw a bit more attention to a darned funny short story.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-dead/442027/8 "2008-03-20T02:31:18Z")

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Sorry, guys - didn’t think it was a real spoiler. But you’re right, I should have boxed it.

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-dead/442027/9 "2008-03-20T02:54:01Z")

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Okay, how many _other_ Dopers kept trying to read _BarracksRoomLawyer_’s name as **Bricker**?  
Now, don’t all speak up at once.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-dead/442027/10 "2008-03-20T03:44:48Z")

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[QUOTE=DiggitCamara]  
Hitler’s dead!

Not really  
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No, really. He really is dead.

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**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-dead/442027/11 "2008-03-20T03:58:38Z")

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Hehehehe…

…everyone kills Hitler on their first trip!

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hitlers-dead/442027/12 "2008-03-20T04:01:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Exapno Mapcase]  
This is a reference to the same story as in [this earlier thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=460418).  
[/QUOTE]

Yes, yes, go play ovar thar!
