Hitting it out of the park in the sport of cricket

Factual Questions
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[QUOTE=chowder]
The said thing is that there are people today who are only happy when they have something to whinge about.
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I read in a local paper about a couple who moved to the countryside then complained about mooing cows waking them up in the morning.

When that happens to me I nip over the hedge and calm them down with duct tape.

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The cows that is, not the couple complaining about them.

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[QUOTE=Chez Guevara]
I read in a local paper about a couple who moved to the countryside then complained about mooing cows waking them up in the morning.

When that happens to me I nip over the hedge and calm them down with duct tape.
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Ah-HA! So you freely admit that you are “The Phantom Cow Taper” that’s been terrorising the bovine inhabitants of these fair isles?

The prosecution rests m’lud.

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Vaguely apropos of this thread, Yuvraj Singh hit six sixes off one over yesterday against England - only the fourth time it’s ever happened in first-class cricket. (If you can call Twenty20 “first class” that is. :wink: ) He reached 50 in 12 balls.

Amazingly, it’s only two weeks since Yuvraj’s own bowling was hit for five sixes off one over, also against England. Payback indeed…

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[QUOTE=chowder]
Now if I lived near to mould trafford I’d moan about the noise… :stuck_out_tongue: but that would be justified
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That’s strange, I never had a problem with noise when I lived on Platt Lane :smiley:

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To be fair they didn’t actually succeed - Lintz Cricket Club appears to be still going. Don’t know if it is at the same ground!