# Hm. I think I'll eat Nigerian tonight. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 16, 2015, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hm-i-think-ill-eat-nigerian-tonight/720150 "2015-05-16T01:13:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hm-i-think-ill-eat-nigerian-tonight/720150/21 "2015-05-16T04:52:17Z")
I’ll pass on the sausage. That’s all I’ve got. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hm-i-think-ill-eat-nigerian-tonight/720150/22 "2015-05-16T04:58:06Z")
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hm-i-think-ill-eat-nigerian-tonight/720150/23 "2015-05-16T05:03:04Z")
Obligatory “Vice” link. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/ZRuSS0iiFyo/maxresdefault.jpg "The Cannibal Warlords of Liberia (Full Documentary)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRuSS0iiFyo) ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hm-i-think-ill-eat-nigerian-tonight/720150/24 "2015-05-16T05:10:53Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > I’ll pass on the sausage. > > That’s all I’ve got. How about a nice Tootsie roll? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hm-i-think-ill-eat-nigerian-tonight/720150/25 "2015-05-16T05:17:04Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > How about a nice Tootsie roll? 😛 Sorry, make that Tutsi roll. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hm-i-think-ill-eat-nigerian-tonight/720150/26 "2015-05-17T00:47:18Z")
I would have thought that the fava beans and chianti would have been a giveaway. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hm-i-think-ill-eat-nigerian-tonight/720150/27 "2015-05-17T01:16:14Z")
Especially since everthing was seasoned with Essence of Ground Ethiopians. :o ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hm-i-think-ill-eat-nigerian-tonight/720150/28 "2015-05-17T03:21:21Z")
My favorite Nigerian food is moi moi, usually vegetarian so order that! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hm-i-think-ill-eat-nigerian-tonight/720150/29 "2015-05-17T03:26:35Z")
> [@grude](#): > > My favorite Nigerian food is moi moi, usually vegetarian so order that! I don’t care if you’re usually vegetarian, I’m still not eating you. And speaking French and repeating yourself won’t help. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hm-i-think-ill-eat-nigerian-tonight/720150/30 "2015-05-17T03:33:38Z")
> [@grude](#): > > My favorite Nigerian food is moi moi, usually vegetarian so order that! Can I have a quick bite? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hm-i-think-ill-eat-nigerian-tonight/720150/31 "2015-05-17T04:01:58Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > I don’t care if you’re usually vegetarian, I’m still not eating you. And speaking French and repeating yourself won’t help. 😃 Anyway on a purely practical and Hannibal Lector level you’d think the customers would be happy,I mean when ELSE will you get the chance to eat human meat at any price. A bargain! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hm-i-think-ill-eat-nigerian-tonight/720150/32 "2015-05-17T04:42:09Z")
Oh, I see. You’re going to eat A Nigerian tonight. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hm-i-think-ill-eat-nigerian-tonight/720150/33 "2015-05-17T05:43:41Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Oh, I see. You’re going to eat A Nigerian tonight. His eyes would have to be bigger than his stomach to eat a whole Nigerian, don’t you think? :dubious: (As an aside, I ate Indian tonight. 😉 ) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hm-i-think-ill-eat-nigerian-tonight/720150.md?page=1)