# Ho Fucking Ho - December Mini-Rants **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 1, 2023, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ho-fucking-ho-december-mini-rants/993961 "2023-12-01T13:55:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 81
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ho-fucking-ho-december-mini-rants/993961/81 "2023-12-05T23:28:06Z")
I don’t care how many people Hate it. Except for the guy who was proven to be a Pedo later, I actually like watching ‘Love Actually’ once a holiday season. OK, you can hate me now. Still, it beats the Hell out of The Hallmark Channel’s offerings: . . “It’s a Pregnant Cat that Needs a Man Christmas!” “My Clock is Ticking Fa-La-La… La-La… La-La-La-La” “I’m a Princess! Gimmee Mah Prince!” “Where’s My Serviceman? I Can’t Swim Out to Troop Ships in Pumps” “Where’s My Farmer? I Wanna Pony…!” “Hidey-Ho, Cowboy! There’s Poutine In Mah Boot!” “If I Have Smokey Eye, Where’s Mah Fireman…?” “Desperate D-Band Diva Seeks Ken Doll” “I’m Moving Back to my Hometown. Who Can I Bang?” “I’m a Baker and Chocolatier, But I Only Like Thin Guys” “I Married All The Leading Men; Time To Do Commercials Yet?” “I Have So Much Christmas Spirit Ima Openin’ a Winery” “I Have So Much Christmas Spirit that If Y’all Light A Match, This Whole Town Will Go Up Like a Cogeneration Plant!” “If I Blink 50 Times A Minute, Will You Marry Me?” "It’s a \< Insert Rich City Name \> Christmas ( notice that they never say Detroit ) What will they think of for 2024? “Ho-Ho-Ho… Ho-Ho-Ho… A Cringe-gal All The Way”…? --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ho-fucking-ho-december-mini-rants/993961)._