# Ho, Ho, Ho!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ho-ho-ho/12085>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 11, 1999, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ho-ho-ho/12085 "1999-12-11T05:54:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Santa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@Santa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santa)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ho-ho-ho/12085/61 "1999-12-17T21:38:00Z")

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Um, HELLO?? This is Santa speaking! Wally! Yoo, Hoo!  
Santa

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ho-ho-ho/12085/62 "1999-12-17T21:52:00Z")

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Riddle:  
Who wears a red velvet suit and says, “Ho, Ho, Ho”?  
Answer:  
A pimp taking inventory.

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Live a Lush Life  
Da Chef

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ho-ho-ho/12085/63 "1999-12-17T22:19:00Z")

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Santa! It’s really you!

Could I have a pound of Viagra and a blow-up doll?

Chef, good one. 🙂

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It’s immoral to allow a sucker to keep his money.

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