Nah, we’ve got plans to run out on the front porch on December 22nd, and yell out, “NEENER! NEENER! NEENER!”
~VOW
I’m not hoarding anything, and nothing that I have stocked in my house is due to any sort of “apocalypse” or “impending collapse of civilization” or any of those wingnut ideas. I do have extra food and water supplies, maybe 2 weeks’ worth, in the event of some kind of disaster (see: Katrina, Sandy, etc.), but nothing specific. The hoopla over the 21st is caused by idiots who can’t comprehend that maybe after mapping out their calendar 5000 years into the future, maybe a guy (from a civilization that neither figured out the wheel nor predicted the arrival of the Spanish) might get tired of carving.
I’ve got far too much useless crap stored in my spare bedroom, but none of it’s for the 21st. It’s my brother’s birthday, but I already gave him his present.
I was hoarding maple syrup. But I got caught.
My partner will be out of town then, so I’ll be hoarding my semen (unless I get bored).
Can I just use all the stuff I was hoarding for 1/1/2000?
ETA: Oops, looks like panache45 already suggested that.
You have semen left over from Y2K?
No, shit. (Worst case of constipation ever.)
Looking at my closet it appears that I’m hoarding shoes and handbags.
I’m whoring for 12/21/12, you won’t believe how easy it is to pick up chicks who think the world is going to end in a few days!
This post intended for comedic purposes only. This poster does not endorse taking advantage of the extremely gullible. Offer void where prohibited.
I’m hoarding smug and gloatatiousness, but only because I have several teabaggers in my family tree.