# Hobbit Neck Pinch?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hobbit-neck-pinch/137441>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 19, 2002, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hobbit-neck-pinch/137441 "2002-11-19T02:19:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hobbit-neck-pinch/137441/1 "2002-11-19T02:19:19Z")

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I find this quite…illogical.

[http://homepage.mac.com/celkjer/iMovieTheater2.html](http://homepage.mac.com/celkjer/iMovieTheater2.html)

Sometimes I regret missing the 60s…

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hobbit-neck-pinch/137441/2 "2002-11-19T03:10:06Z")

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This is Spock singing the Ballad of BB, right? Aagh.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hobbit-neck-pinch/137441/3 "2002-11-19T03:15:37Z")

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Throw in him singing “proud mary” along with Shatner singing “Lucy in the sky with Diamonds” and “Mr. Tambourine man” and I will slit my throat.

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**Author:** ![Spiratu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@Spiratu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiratu)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hobbit-neck-pinch/137441/4 "2002-11-19T05:50:22Z")

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You know, I had actually heard that song before. I thought it couldn’t get any worse, but once again I’ve been proved wrong. Make it stop, please!

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hobbit-neck-pinch/137441/5 "2002-11-19T06:43:36Z")

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This is just so wrong…

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hobbit-neck-pinch/137441/6 "2002-11-19T15:17:10Z")

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That’s been popping up here every three or four months. Classic.

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**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hobbit-neck-pinch/137441/7 "2002-11-19T16:16:58Z")

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I have that on video. I like the hobbitesque dancers. They make me laugh.

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**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hobbit-neck-pinch/137441/8 "2002-11-19T16:20:07Z")

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I know the drugs were flowing freely in the sixties, but that doesn’t even begin to explain this.

WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD WAS THIS ALLOWED TO BE MADE?!?!?!  
I will be in the corner, crying.  
And that damned song is in my head now.

I curse thee, Dooku, oh how I curse thee!

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hobbit-neck-pinch/137441/9 "2002-11-19T19:28:57Z")

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I actually woke up with “Bilboooo…Bilbo Baggins!!” in my head, so don’t worry **particlewill** , I curse myself.

Sorry if everyone has seen it already - it didn’t even occur to me that it would have already been posted here. (Although it certainly should have).

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**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hobbit-neck-pinch/137441/10 "2002-11-19T20:28:21Z")

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I especially like the part where Spock (I am sure he likes being called Spock more than Leanord Nimoy. Mwuahahah) pretended to climb up that rock thing and put touched forheads with the vacuous bimbo. (Well at least that is what she looked like to me.)

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hobbit-neck-pinch/137441/11 "2002-11-19T22:51:26Z")

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[Golden Throats](http://music.barnesandnoble.com/search/product.asp?ean=81227018726) Yep that’s right, all the songs **Qadgop the Mercotan** mentioned AND MORE!

Enjoy?  
Steven

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hobbit-neck-pinch/137441/12 "2002-11-19T23:16:17Z")

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Why was it made?

A lot of drugs people. A big pile of drugs.

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**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hobbit-neck-pinch/137441/13 "2002-11-20T01:40:05Z")

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Oh my goodness. Are those girls really wearing Vulcan ears, too?
