# Hoe you know you've had too much too drink. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 20, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269 "2011-01-20T01:31:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/1 "2011-01-20T01:31:12Z")
You start ttrying to wash the toilet with your piss streem. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/2 "2011-01-20T01:35:42Z")
I LOVE this thread title. I initially read it with some additional punctuation: “Hoe, you know you’ve had too much to drink.” ---
**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/3 "2011-01-20T01:35:49Z")
When the hoes look like dogs,and you try to pet them. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/4 "2011-01-20T01:36:54Z")
Your posting takes a 50 point dive in IQ. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/5 "2011-01-20T01:40:10Z")
Hoe, you know you’ve had too much to drink wen you start ttrying to spill. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/6 "2011-01-20T01:43:59Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > I LOVE this thread title. I initially read it with some additional punctuation: “Hoe, you know you’ve had too much to drink.” Hahaha me too. I was all “Aw HELL nah!” and I couldn’t wait to hear the story. Talk about disappointing. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/7 "2011-01-20T01:51:03Z")
weh u loose ur abilty two rite well. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/8 "2011-01-20T01:59:57Z")
Hoe, you know you’ve had too much to drink… when you try to step to me and not give me my damn money. ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/9 "2011-01-20T02:14:07Z")
The thread title sounds like the end of a girls’ night out gone wrong. Like something you’d say to your friend while holding her hair back as she pukes into the trash can outside El Torito after too many Cadillac margaritas. “Hoe, you know you’ve had too much to drink!” ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/10 "2011-01-20T04:47:56Z")
Wow. Boooze and Dance Central really send me for a loop! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/11 "2011-01-20T04:52:30Z")
> [@Cubsfan](#): > > You start ttrying to wash the toilet with your piss streem. I do that when I’m sober. Hard water leaves marks. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/12 "2011-01-20T18:41:39Z")
When I start pining for the fjords. And for my [monkey butler](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37864). ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/13 "2011-01-20T18:54:02Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > I LOVE this thread title. I initially read it with some additional punctuation: “Hoe, you know you’ve had too much to drink.” “Hoe, you KNOW you’ve had too much to drink!” > [@RandMcnally](#): > > when you try to step to me and not give me my damn money. If dirty want his money, I think you all should give him his money! ---
**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/14 "2011-01-20T19:14:36Z")
I’ll let you know in about 90 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/15 "2011-01-20T19:49:17Z")
The whole spinning-room thing when I lie down or close my eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/16 "2011-01-20T20:16:34Z")
I don’t know. This has been the topic of many conversations at my house. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/17 "2011-01-21T04:23:13Z")
According to a sign in a pub somewhere in Sydney: “You know it’s time to go home when our barmaids start looking pretty”. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/18 "2011-01-21T05:16:03Z")
You know you’ve overdone it when you wake up the next day at 4PM, you’re still hungover, and you don’t remember any of the party past 1AM. Orz. ---
**Author:** ![seanchai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@seanchai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seanchai)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/19 "2011-01-21T08:31:54Z")
" Hoe you know you’ve had too much too drink." Terminal inability to shut the fuck up, even as what’s left of your brain is quite positive that these people don’t need to know more about \. an seanchai ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/20 "2011-01-21T09:21:05Z")
I know a hoe done had it when I start rappin’. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269.md?page=2)