# Hoe you know you've had too much too drink.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 20, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269 "2011-01-20T01:31:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/21 "2011-01-21T09:31:08Z")

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Used to be when the bottle of bourbon was empty, now it would be if I had a third drink.

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**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/22 "2011-01-21T17:29:51Z")

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If I can still have a conscious thought, then I haven’t had too much to drink. 🙂

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**Author:** ![lucky\_henry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc8723/32.png) [@lucky\_henry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lucky_henry)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/23 "2011-01-22T02:30:49Z")

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When I start thinking “Hell, I could stay on that mechanical bull”.

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**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/24 "2011-01-22T02:42:29Z")

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When I find myself reading “we have pigeon eggs”.

😉

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoe-you-know-youve-had-too-much-too-drink/568269/25 "2011-01-22T03:07:00Z")

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Hoe, you know you. Ve had too much too. Drink!

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