# Hogan family fucktards **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 22, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430 "2007-11-22T15:29:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Polymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f14d63/32.png) [@Polymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polymer)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/1 "2007-11-22T15:29:03Z")
[http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local/story.aspx?content\_id=c78966c5-7617-41c8-a049-87cc49532f5d](http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=c78966c5-7617-41c8-a049-87cc49532f5d) Fuck Nick Bollea and his douchbag mom, Linda Hogan. First, the little prick racks up multiple violations for speeding, bragging about going 123 mph on a public road. He also gets tickets for speeding 82 in a 45mph WORK ZONE **with workers present**. :mad: To no one’s surprise, he finally wrecks. Little prick walks away hardly scratched, but his passenger, a Iraq war veteran, has his skull smashed and will be a vegetable for life. Where, might one ask, did little Nickyprick get the idea that such behavor was okay? Well, wel.l well. Turns out that his skank-whore douchbag mother was an excellent role model for him: A documentary about fucktard drivers has been uncovered, and Linda Douchbag Hogan is a star. She is shown drag racing another car _with her daughter sitting in the passenger seat._ At one point in the documentary, his mother was asked how she feels about street racing. Her answer: _“Oh, I love it. I love it. The rush, the speed on the road, stereo blasting, heart-pounding, racing in between all the cars, dodging the cops. It’s awesome.”_ ABC Action News Investigative Reporter Matthew Schwartz interviewed the family in their home hours before Nick’s arrest two weeks ago, and Linda Bollea **denied** making that remark when Matthew asked if she said it on the tape. Mrs. Bollea says, _“I never said that. I never would have said that.”_ How the fuck do you deny something that you are RIGHT.THERE.ON.THE.SCREEN.SAYING? Fuck the Hogans. ---
**Author:** ![Havik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Havik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Havik)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/2 "2007-11-22T23:31:37Z")
Right on, Brother! ---
**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/3 "2007-11-23T00:46:19Z")
Are Bollea and Hogan related in any way to Terry Bollea, a.k.a. Hulk Hogan? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/4 "2007-11-23T00:58:01Z")
His wife and son. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/5 "2007-11-23T01:08:40Z")
Is Nick Bollea little? ---
**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/6 "2007-11-23T01:59:56Z")
[QUOTE=Polymer] How the fuck do you deny something that you are RIGHT.THERE.ON.THE.SCREEN.SAYING? [/QUOTE] George W can help teach you that skill. ---
**Author:** ![joemama24\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ce7236/32.png) [@joemama24\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joemama24_98)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/7 "2007-11-23T02:48:30Z")
The best part is this quote, released by the Hogan’s lawyers: “The tragedy to both families is compounded by the fact that unfortunately John was not wearing his seatbelt. Thankfully, Nick was wearing his.” Fucktards, indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Stringer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Stringer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringer)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/8 "2007-11-23T03:07:56Z")
[QUOTE=mangeorge] Is Nick Bollea little? [/QUOTE] He’s 17. The Hogan/Bollea family is certainly looking stupid in this whole affair, but the passenger should have been wearing his seatbelt. If I had some little shit driving me around at 70mph you can believe I’d be buckled up. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/9 "2007-11-23T03:51:24Z")
[QUOTE=micahjn] If I had some little shit driving me around at 70mph you can believe I’d be buckled up. [/QUOTE] Yes. And you would be fine then. Also: > [@](#): > > Undo Circumcision Damage - The Your-Skin Cone will make you > supple and sensitive like uncut men [TLCTugger.com](http://TLCTugger.com) WTF? ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/10 "2007-11-23T04:21:30Z")
[QUOTE=Darth Nader] Yes. And you would be fine then. Also: WTF? [/QUOTE] Maybe the little shit is uncut? ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/11 "2007-11-23T05:04:28Z")
There have been some deaths due to street racing in Vancouver, BC Canada in the last few years. Not only racing drivers and their passengers, but other drivers and pedestrians are also at risk from this incredibly stupid behaviour. Your right to a thrill ends abruptly when it puts the lives of others in danger. Street racers are complete fucktards in my opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/12 "2007-11-23T06:25:08Z")
[QUOTE=mangeorge] Maybe the little shit is uncut? [/QUOTE] So, ifyou are circumcized, you are protected in high speed auto crashes? _runs from the thread amidst poo being flung._ ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/13 "2007-11-23T12:44:02Z")
[QUOTE=micahjn] He’s 17. The Hogan/Bollea family is certainly looking stupid in this whole affair, but the passenger should have been wearing his seatbelt. If I had some little shit driving me around at 70mph you can believe I’d be buckled up. [/QUOTE] Of course he should have, but for the family to come out and say this, shows that they are deflecting the blame from themselves, which is really disgusting IMO. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/14 "2007-11-23T14:29:53Z")
[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest] So, ifyou are circumcized, you are protected in high speed auto crashes? [/QUOTE] The medical establishment has long tried to suppress the fact that the foreskin is nature’s little airbag. Have you ever seen anyone flung through a windshield penis-first? I rest my case. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/15 "2007-11-23T14:34:32Z")
[QUOTE=Sublight] Have you ever seen anyone flung through a windshield penis-first? I rest my case. [/QUOTE] I have, and it was fucking awesome. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/16 "2007-11-23T16:36:18Z")
[QUOTE=Sublight] The medical establishment has long tried to suppress the fact that the foreskin is nature’s little airbag. Have you ever seen anyone flung through a windshield penis-first? I rest my case. [/QUOTE] I can’t say I have, but this adds a certain shade of meaning to the term defenestration for me now. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/17 "2007-11-23T18:05:12Z")
All we have to do is look at Dad. Rich, Famous, Physically Imposing. Watch the show once in a while. Anytime they have to deal with the public, Terry “Hulk Hogan” Bollea is extremely quick to openly threaten and physically intimidate people in order to get what he wants. Because he’s rich and famous, he gets away with it. So your father and role model is just a rich, spoiled Fezzig. No, there’s no chance that will distort the worldview of a growing child. None at all. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/18 "2007-11-23T22:14:39Z")
[QUOTE=Chimera] All we have to do is look at Dad. Rich, Famous, Physically Imposing. Watch the show once in a while. Anytime they have to deal with the public, Terry “Hulk Hogan” Bollea is extremely quick to openly threaten and physically intimidate people in order to get what he wants. Because he’s rich and famous, he gets away with it. So your father and role model is just a rich, spoiled Fezzig. No, there’s no chance that will distort the worldview of a growing child. None at all. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE] So, wait, I’m confused. Do we expect 17-year-old, who are old enough to get a license and drive a car, to take responsibility for their own actions or not? Regardless of who their father is. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/19 "2007-11-23T22:51:23Z")
Well, I guess that [Valerie Harper](http://imdb.com/title/tt0090540/) was the moral compass of the family. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/20 "2007-11-23T23:02:31Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] I have, and it was fucking awesome. [/QUOTE] Is it available on YouTube for awesome viewing pleasure? 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430.md?page=2)