# Hogan family fucktards **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 22, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430 "2007-11-22T15:29:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Polymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f14d63/32.png) [@Polymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polymer)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/21 "2007-11-24T00:14:10Z")
Here is a link to 17-year old Nick “Hogan” Bollea bragging about his car being a “pussy magnet”. He also boasts about endangering countless innocent people by speeding at 123 mph: > **[Young & Relentless - Rides Magazine](https://www.rides-mag.com/old-rides-magazine/2007/08/young-relentless/)** > > The Hulk's son, Nick Hogan, Drives his Whips like he ain't got nothing to lose but grip. This is a site showing pics of the horribly mangled car that Nick crashed while street racing/speeding, turning his passenger into a vegetable: [http://hitsusa.com/blog/286/nick-hogan-arrested/](http://hitsusa.com/blog/286/nick-hogan-arrested/) And here is the article/video of douchebag Mom, 2 years before the accident, bragging about how she loves breaking the law and risking the lives of innocent drivers/bystanders. Little Nickyprick (15 at the time) is also shown in the video: [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyRlkK4zJio) ---
**Author:** ![Polymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f14d63/32.png) [@Polymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polymer)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/22 "2007-11-24T00:41:13Z")
[QUOTE=Slacker] George W can help teach you that skill. [/QUOTE] Fuck off. People who try to hijack threads with lameass politician-bashing are retards. Bush has nothing to do with this subject, so just go the fuck away. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/23 "2007-11-24T00:52:10Z")
[QUOTE=Polymer] Fuck off. People who try to hijack threads with lameass politician-bashing are retards. Bush has nothing to do with this subject, so just go the fuck away. [/QUOTE] This _is_ The Pit. About the only thing you can’t do here is play mod, I think. Somebody correct me, please. ---
**Author:** ![Polymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f14d63/32.png) [@Polymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polymer)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/24 "2007-11-24T01:12:47Z")
[QUOTE=mangeorge] This _is_ The Pit. About the only thing you can’t do here is play mod, I think. Somebody correct me, please. [/QUOTE] Right. So I pit assholes who join discussion boards, and, instead of actually contributing, do nothing but spam every single thread with off-topic politcal/religious/whatever crap. Such a person is a fucktard. I have no idea if the person who spammed this thread has a history of this behavior but if he/she does, then I reiterate my big hearty “fuck you” to said asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/25 "2007-11-24T01:32:58Z")
That boy [really](http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=61a_1188298325) [can’t **drive**](http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ad7_1188298249) Jesus, he handles those cars with the same finesse a bear cub handles its first hard on. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/26 "2007-11-24T01:39:54Z")
[QUOTE=Polymer] Right. So I pit assholes who join discussion boards, and, instead of actually contributing, do nothing but spam every single thread with off-topic politcal/religious/whatever crap. Such a person is a fucktard. I have no idea if the person who spammed this thread has a history of this behavior but if he/she does, then I reiterate my big hearty “fuck you” to said asshole. [/QUOTE] I’d try decaff if I was you. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/27 "2007-11-24T03:22:41Z")
I’m sure it’s a rough time their family is going through. It’s something that kid is going to have to live with the rest of his life with. I don’t envy him. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/28 "2007-11-24T03:27:54Z")
[Hulk and Linda Hogan (Bollea) are getting a divorce.](http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/23/hulk-and-wife-headed-for-divorce-court/) Is this legit or could this be some kind of cynical legal wrangling to protect their money against a lawsuit? ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/29 "2007-11-24T03:32:01Z")
[QUOTE=devilsknew] [Hulk and Linda Hogan (Bollea) are getting a divorce.](http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/23/hulk-and-wife-headed-for-divorce-court/) Is this legit or could this be some kind of cynical legal wrangling to protect their money against a lawsuit? [/QUOTE] What’s the phrase, "equally and severally"responsible? Aren’t they that no matter their marital status? BTW; I got that from Judge Judy. 😉 Peace, mangeorge ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/30 "2007-11-24T04:50:53Z")
[QUOTE=Chimera] Watch the show once in a while. Anytime they have to deal with the public, Terry “Hulk Hogan” Bollea is extremely quick to openly threaten and physically intimidate people in order to get what he wants. Because he’s rich and famous, he gets away with it. [/QUOTE] I haven’t seen all of the episodes. Where besides the incident with the personal trainer (who was being a real dick) did he threaten and intimidate people? It’s a sincere question, I really haven’t seen him act too badly on the episodes I’ve seen. I feel for Nick, even though it was his fault. As someone else said, this is something he’ll have to live with for the rest of his life. At 17, you make stupid choices sometimes, but you don’t bet on something like this happening. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/31 "2007-11-24T07:15:29Z")
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan] Well, I guess that [Valerie Harper](http://imdb.com/title/tt0090540/) was the moral compass of the family. [/QUOTE] Damn you! I thought I was free and clear to make that joke! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/32 "2007-11-24T09:01:21Z")
[QUOTE=Indygrrl] Where besides the incident with the personal trainer (who was being a real dick) did he threaten and intimidate people? It’s a sincere question, I really haven’t seen him act too badly on the episodes I’ve seen. [/QUOTE] I haven’t seen all the episodes either, but everytime there is a guy anywhere near his daughter, his behavior quickly moves into “potentially actionable” territory. Yeah, ok. I get it. You’re a protective father. But threatening people with bodily harm on TV is just plain stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/33 "2007-11-24T14:36:02Z")
What kind of idiot would think a piece of shit Supra would have a chance against a freakin’ Viper? Oh, nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/34 "2007-11-24T15:31:17Z")
[QUOTE=mangeorge] This _is_ The Pit. About the only thing you can’t do here is play mod, I think. Somebody correct me, please. [/QUOTE] Don’t you remember how people with “Guest” under their name are supposed to come in and correct all those with “Charter Member” under their name? ---
**Author:** ![Polymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f14d63/32.png) [@Polymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polymer)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/35 "2007-11-24T16:42:31Z")
[QUOTE=Indygrrl] I feel for Nic [/QUOTE] [Link](http://glosslip.com/2007/10/10/nick-hogans-passenger-will-need-lifelong-care-hulk-rushes-to-his-defensenicks-not-johns/) “In her report, [court-appointed nurse] Jones detailed the injuries Graziano sustained during the wreck. He _broke his skull at the base, had part of his skull cut out_, experienced brain swelling and had cuts to the scalp. Bone was pushed in and broken in many pieces. He had abnormal collections of blood under the front side of the skull.” John remains comatose, on total life support and is expected to require lifelong care that will probably require he spend the remainder of his life in a nursing home, But according to Nick, John is “just fine”. Weeks after the accident, Nick was posting on an online _street racing_ forum. Regarding John, he flippantly says _"“john is expected to make a full recovery… his entire body is perfect , he just hit his head.”_ Little prick doesn’t even bother to capitalize his critically injured friend’s name. :rolleyes: Still feel sorry for him? ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/36 "2007-11-24T16:45:19Z")
[QUOTE=Polymer] But according to Nick, John is “just fine”. Weeks after the accident, Nick was posting on an online _street racing_ forum. Regarding John, he flippantly says _"“john is expected to make a full recovery… his entire body is perfect , he just hit his head.”_ Little prick doesn’t even bother to capitalize his critically injured friend’s name. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE] After all that he did, you think his biggest crime is that he posted on a message board wit subpar capitalization and grammar? Wow, I knew some people were hardcore about this Internet thing, but that takes the cake. ---
**Author:** ![Polymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f14d63/32.png) [@Polymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polymer)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/37 "2007-11-24T17:10:54Z")
[QUOTE=Justin\_Bailey] After all that he did, you think his biggest crime is that he posted on a message board wit subpar capitalization and grammar? [/QUOTE] Funny, he never forgets to capitalize “Supra” :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/38 "2007-11-24T22:11:33Z")
[QUOTE=Polymer] Funny, he never forgets to capitalize “Supra” :rolleyes: [/QUOTE] well, hell then, don’t we have some lynching equipment going idle from another pit thread? ---
**Author:** ![tremorviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@tremorviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tremorviolet)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/39 "2007-11-24T22:30:00Z")
Well, the family’s falling apart. Evidently, Linda Hogan filed divorce papers and didn’t [tell Hulk](http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/24/hulk-on-divorce-holy-smokes/). Which is kinda sleazy too. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![RedRosesForMe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RedRosesForMe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedRosesForMe)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430/40 "2007-11-24T22:34:14Z")
[QUOTE=Rick] That boy [really](http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=61a_1188298325) [can’t **drive**](http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ad7_1188298249) Jesus, he handles those cars with the same finesse a bear cub handles its first hard on. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE] FWIW, he’s into the automotive sport called drifting, where the driver puts the car into a controlled skid. Obviously, the point is _controlled_ skid so you don’t crash the car, and he doesn’t appear to be all that great at it judging from the videos, but just wanted to point this out in case you thought the skidding was a further sign that he sucks as a driver. I think this would also explain why his car his the tree rear-end first, and why his passenger suffered the most injuries. My BF, an automobile enthusiast and fan of drifting, says inexperienced drifters usually drift to the left, so that the passenger side of the car is the foremost part. This is so if you DO wreck, there’s more car to protect yourself. Obviously, it doesn’t work if you’ve got a passenger. :smack: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogan-family-fucktards/427430.md?page=3)