# Hogfather on ION

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogfather-on-ion/477049
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [December 13, 2008, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogfather-on-ion/477049 "2008-12-13T20:57:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author: ![yanceylebeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yanceylebeef/32/12290_2.png) [@yanceylebeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yanceylebeef)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2008, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogfather-on-ion/477049/1 "2008-12-13T20:57:49Z")

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Tonight…6 P.M. mountain time, so that should be 8 P.M. eastern.

Set your DVRs!

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### Author: ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogfather-on-ion/477049/2 "2008-12-13T21:01:31Z")

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WARNING: If you are a discworld fan, be prepared for disappointment. This adaptation isn’t great.

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### Author: ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogfather-on-ion/477049/3 "2008-12-13T21:02:06Z")

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> [@yanceylebeef](#):
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> Tonight…6 P.M. mountain time, so that should be 8 P.M. eastern.
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> Set your DVRs!

Titan TV is telling me 7 PM.

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### Author: ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2008, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogfather-on-ion/477049/4 "2008-12-13T23:00:56Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> WARNING: If you are a discworld fan, be prepared for disappointment. This adaptation isn’t great.

I disagree. I liked it so much that I ordered the DVD.

Susan was _amazing_.

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### Author: ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2008, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogfather-on-ion/477049/5 "2008-12-13T23:41:37Z")

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Make sure you have enough room too, it’s a good 3-4 hours long if I recall.

I taped it last year on DVR, and I never delete it, as it IS really good.

I thought Mr. Teatime was great. 😃

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### Author: ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogfather-on-ion/477049/6 "2008-12-13T23:43:12Z")

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All I could think when watching Teatime was - Johnny Depp/Willy Wonka.

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### Author: ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogfather-on-ion/477049/7 "2008-12-14T15:14:36Z")

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Another positive vote for it.

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### Author: ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2008, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogfather-on-ion/477049/8 "2008-12-14T17:27:58Z")

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> [@Lightnin](#):
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> I disagree. I liked it so much that I ordered the DVD.
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> Susan was _amazing_.

I agree with you. I think it’s the only good adaptation so far. Infinitely better than the sub-garbage that COM/TLF was.

-Joe

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### Author: ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogfather-on-ion/477049/9 "2008-12-14T18:45:39Z")

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To be sure, it wasn’t some $100 million Hollywood Epic Production, but I very much enjoyed it and will own it someday.

Hell, if it HAD been a Hollywood blockbuster, we would have had something like Tom Cruise as Mr. Teatime, Cameron Diaz as Susan and Morgan Freeman as Death.

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### Author: ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogfather-on-ion/477049/10 "2008-12-14T18:51:21Z")

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It’s good when it stands on it’s own. But for me it fell short of my imagination of what the discworld (and Death, and Suzan etc…) are like. I have always wanted a big-budget realization of [one or more of] these books and that’s not what this was.

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### Author: ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hogfather-on-ion/477049/11 "2008-12-14T18:58:14Z")

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missed edit: Also: I was hoping it would be so good that it would tempt people to start reading Discworld. But I feel that anyone who sees this will (if they choose to pick up one of the books) will have a pre-existing view of Discworld and therefore won’t have as much freedom to imagine. They’ll picture Death as a cheap pantomime skull in a robe.
