# Hold the Mayo... **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [November 1, 1999, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hold-the-mayo/16904 "1999-11-01T10:11:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 1999, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hold-the-mayo/16904/61 "1999-11-03T20:15:00Z")
GuanoLad wrote: > [@](#): > > I’m with Tracer, but instead I do like tomato sauce (ketchup whatever) and tartare sauce on fish. mmmm The only way tomato sauce is acceptable to me is if it’s on pizza or pasta. And _not_ in that God-awful “ketchup” form. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: At age 34, I have the diet range of an 8-year-old. No veggies, no fruit, no condiments, no seafood, no nuts. ## (Okay, that’s not _completely_ true, thank goodness. I will occasionally eat spinach, green peppers (but only on a pizza), bananas, pineapple juice (no pulp), fish sticks, and peanuts. But that’s it.) Quick-N-Dirty Aviation: Trading altitude for airspeed since 1992. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 1999, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hold-the-mayo/16904/62 "1999-11-03T22:15:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Hold the Mayo… Hold the Lettuce… Special orders don’t upset us… Wait - that is what you wanted, right? ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 1999, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hold-the-mayo/16904/63 "1999-11-03T22:35:00Z")
I’m also with tracer, except for the fact that I will eat dijon mustard on cold sandwiches, and I love A-1 on hamburgers. Ketchup and mayo are abominations, though. The only thing I’ll eat ketchup on is a McDonald’s hamburger, and that’s because they just don’t taste quite RIGHT without it. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hold-the-mayo/16904/64 "1999-11-04T04:40:00Z")
Whenever I tell people I don’t eat fruit or vegetables, they always look at me strange, and expect me to run screaming at the sight of a cabbage or something. So I tell them that, not only is it more common a phobia than you might think, but it even has a name - lachonaphobia. And lookee - both Drain Bead and Tracer also have the phenomenon, and this is a mostly random sample of people here on the SDMB. So we aren’t as rare as some people believe. ## I think I may now be accused of hijacking a thread, in which case I say “This plane’s _already_ going to Cuba? Oh… oops!” and sit down again. -PIGEONMAN- Hero For A New Millennium! [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - updates every Wed & Sat ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hold-the-mayo/16904/65 "1999-11-04T12:26:00Z")
That mustard part was nearly the swiftest, and most complete hijacking of a thread I’ve ever seen. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hold-the-mayo/16904.md?page=3)