# Holiday Death Wish--Newslink

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**Created:** [November 27, 2011, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holiday-death-wish-newslink/604231 "2011-11-27T13:33:39Z")\
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**Post date:** [November 27, 2011, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holiday-death-wish-newslink/604231/1 "2011-11-27T13:33:39Z")

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Kamikaze Turkey.  
[http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/\_news/2011/11/24/9005261-wild-turkey-crashes-into-restaurant-on-thanksgiving](http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/11/24/9005261-wild-turkey-crashes-into-restaurant-on-thanksgiving)

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> PENN HILLS, Pa. – A wild turkey apparently flew into an Eat’n Park restaurant on – of all days – Thanksgiving.

How utterly appropriate.

Slideshow in article.

Next year, the Turkeys start wearing explosive vests…