“and make them unmarked, non-sequential bills.”
Fair warning: If any of my Texas friends buy a legislator for me, he’s going to be regifted. I gave one to Good Will last year, but they are more careful about those things now. They take the ropes off boxes and look inside to see what the source of the smell is.
You know you’re just going to be sick about it if you don’t buy her a gun for Christmas.