# Hollywood can kiss my ass. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 22, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-can-kiss-my-ass/30334 "2000-08-22T17:28:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Shaky\_Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90db22/32.png) [@Shaky\_Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaky_Jake)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-can-kiss-my-ass/30334/21 "2000-08-23T17:48:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Revedge \* > It is dickless assholes like that, that give the rest of us men a bad name. Amen to that. Are there ever any other people around who are involved with the shoot? Guys like this may be beyond shame, but it never hurts to try. My take on assholes like this is they think they’ll never get called on it - like you could never bring yourself to say “cunt”. Every time you walk by, say in a loud firm voice “Hi, remember me? I’m the one you called a rude cunt.” Every time. Pretty loud. If there are others around, and he doesn’t respond, repeat as if maybe he - and the rest of the people on the block - didn’t hear you the first time. Is this in the Beacon Hill area (I know they were shooting there)? If so, his “rude cunt” comment will go over real big there. With a bit of persistence, you may be able to get a fair chunk of the neighbors to call him “Mr. Rude Cunt”. I do like the “attracting insects” idea too- the gift that keeps on giving. The spellchecker is hip to “cunt”, but not to “dickless”. Go figure. Shaky Jake ---
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-can-kiss-my-ass/30334/22 "2000-08-23T20:01:50Z")
Actually, Shaky, I live in the Back Bay. Although it’s a beautiful and convenient neighborhood, there isn’t much of a sense of community here - not that I’m your friendly next door Martha Stewart or anything. I’m sure, however, that if I took your advice, this “semen flavored Jell-O mold” would be the object of some considerable derision from passers-by or even his coworkers. Incidentally, there were THREE of these turds sitting all in a neat little row with sweat stains on their T-shirts and cigarette butts around their feet. This had something to do with my original hesitation, although if I could go back and revisit the scene… Oh, if I could only go back… ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-can-kiss-my-ass/30334/23 "2000-08-24T13:30:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tiggeril \* > **Does he actually think you’ll be impressed by the fact that he gets to tongue-wash the skidmarks off of Martin Lawrence’s tighty whities?** A 9.999999 (I’m like the teacher that doesn’t give A’s) for that entire post, with the above being the soda-out-the-nose highlight for me. You’re my new personal hero. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-can-kiss-my-ass/30334.md?page=1)