# Hollywood Scandal

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 3, 2017, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597 "2017-11-03T14:22:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![TRC4941](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trc4941/32/6792_2.png) [@TRC4941](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TRC4941)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/1 "2017-11-03T14:22:44Z")

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Every day we’re hearing of new allegations of some kind of sexual abuse by directors and actors. I listen to a radio talk show every day and the host posed this question:

Can you name an actor that it would genuinely surprise you if they were accused?

The host said he couldn’t think of a one. He said if Jimmy Stewart was still alive that might surprise him.

So who would surprise you?

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/2 "2017-11-03T14:27:19Z")

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Tom Hanks would surprise me; but then again he is the closest thing to Jimmy Stewart we have.

I would also be surprised by Michael J. Fox.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/3 "2017-11-03T14:45:46Z")

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Tom Hanks cheated on his wife with Rita Wilson. Obviously that’s not the same thing, but he’s not a paragon of virtue.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/4 "2017-11-03T14:48:19Z")

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Dakota Fanning.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/5 "2017-11-03T15:00:56Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> I would also be surprised by Michael J. Fox.

Fox has admitted to a heavy drinking problem that almost led to his marriage breaking up before he sought help.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/6 "2017-11-03T15:02:17Z")

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Mr. Rogers.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/7 "2017-11-03T15:03:08Z")

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Meryl Streep

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/8 "2017-11-03T15:13:10Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> Tom Hanks cheated on his wife with Rita Wilson. Obviously that’s not the same thing, but he’s not a paragon of virtue.

But it is really not the same thing at all.

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/9 "2017-11-03T15:29:21Z")

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I obviously don’t know anything about these people, so I guess I’m never all that surprised when I hear that they have some secret scandal going on. That said, learning that Steven Spielberg is accused of sexual harassment or assault would be a pretty big surprise to me.

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**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/10 "2017-11-03T15:37:08Z")

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Angela Lansbury

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/11 "2017-11-03T15:38:51Z")

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Stephen Colbert, Sunday school teacher.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/12 "2017-11-03T15:53:39Z")

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> [@SpoilerVirgin](#):
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> Stephen Colbert, Sunday school teacher.

Yes, Sunday School teachers [are](http://wkrg.com/2017/03/29/breaking-former-tate-football-coach-arrested-for-child-sex-abuse/) [unassailable](http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/paedophile-sunday-school-teacher-who-10137104) [paragons](http://abc13.com/news/sunday-school-teacher-accused-of-having-sex-with-students/611961/) [of](http://www.thenewsminute.com/article/christian-sunday-school-teacher-held-allegedly-sexually-abusing-minor-boy-ernakulam-52127) [virtue](http://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/sunday-school-teacher-indicted-child-molestation-acworth-church/ScnF9OuQAXq9PFCCrQL7gP/).

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/13 "2017-11-03T15:54:20Z")

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This probably fits a little better in Cafe Society. Thread relocated from IMHO.

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**Author:** ![Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enter_the_Flagon)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/14 "2017-11-03T15:59:14Z")

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If Kevin Bacon were accused of pretty much any impropriety, I’d probably assume the claim was baseless.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/15 "2017-11-03T16:02:46Z")

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> [@Enter\_the\_Flagon](#):
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> If Kevin Bacon were accused of pretty much any impropriety, I’d probably assume the claim was baseless.

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who said Kevin Bacon was mean to him.

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/16 "2017-11-03T16:06:10Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Yes, Sunday School teachers [are](http://wkrg.com/2017/03/29/breaking-former-tate-football-coach-arrested-for-child-sex-abuse/) [unassailable](http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/paedophile-sunday-school-teacher-who-10137104) [paragons](http://abc13.com/news/sunday-school-teacher-accused-of-having-sex-with-students/611961/) [of](http://www.thenewsminute.com/article/christian-sunday-school-teacher-held-allegedly-sexually-abusing-minor-boy-ernakulam-52127) [virtue](http://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/sunday-school-teacher-indicted-child-molestation-acworth-church/ScnF9OuQAXq9PFCCrQL7gP/).

Oh, I know, that’s why I added the qualifier. I’d still be surprised about Stephen, though.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/17 "2017-11-03T16:17:45Z")

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Boris Karloff.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/18 "2017-11-03T16:22:43Z")

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Morgan Freeman

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/19 "2017-11-03T16:27:06Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> Tom Hanks cheated on his wife with Rita Wilson. Obviously that’s not the same thing, but he’s not a paragon of virtue.

Not at all the same thing. One’s criminal and predatory, the other is skeevy yet neither criminal nor predatory.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hollywood-scandal/800597/20 "2017-11-03T16:59:23Z")

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Finn Wolfhard. So far.

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