# Holy crap ... craigslist listing is seriously funny **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 13, 2009, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164 "2009-01-13T22:43:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/1 "2009-01-13T22:43:53Z")
[http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rnr/964514051.html](http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rnr/964514051.html) _damn_ just _damn_ and you thought american jails were tough … Check out the extra rules and conditions … ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/2 "2009-01-13T22:50:34Z")
That’s got to be a joke. ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/3 "2009-01-13T22:58:07Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > That’s got to be a joke. Looks like it. ETA: Sort of funny, sort of not. Wonder if it’s an experiment. ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/4 "2009-01-13T23:18:03Z")
I can’t finish… It all seemed normal until reaching the Additional Rules/Conditions area… then I went berserk. Also the mandatory drug test seems a little over-done. What is this, a job? Craigslist never ceases to amaze me… To have a good laugh I’ll often read the Best of Craigslist section… –Edit… [for instance](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/944397175.html) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/5 "2009-01-13T23:27:45Z")
best of craiglist… **EpicNonsense** It’s early days, but you may have saved me many hours of future boredom by making me aware of this best of craigslist thing. ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/6 "2009-01-13T23:32:45Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > best of craiglist… **EpicNonsense** It’s early days, but you may have saved me many hours of future boredom by making me aware of this best of craigslist thing. glad to be of help 😃 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/7 "2009-01-13T23:35:52Z")
LOL, too bad it’s illegal. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/8 "2009-01-13T23:42:43Z")
Man, that was hilarious. I’m with the others; it has to be a joke. Even if it’s not, it’s still totally funny. 5am Wakeup Call, Visitors’ Log, Tenant ID Bracelet…?! Heheheh. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/9 "2009-01-13T23:47:05Z")
I’m thinking it’s social commentary of some sort. At least I hope so. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/10 "2009-01-13T23:54:28Z")
No personal belonging in the exercise yard. So the Pastor is into nude exercise.🙂 They locked up a husband and wife religious nut job from Poynette in 2007. I suspect they would have posted a listing like this. I base that on the way the trial went and the printed statements in the paper. ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/11 "2009-01-14T00:04:57Z")
I agree it has to be a hoax. Still quite funny. ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/12 "2009-01-14T00:15:48Z")
It’s been removed-- anyone have the text? ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/13 "2009-01-14T00:22:37Z")
> [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](#): > > It’s been removed-- anyone have the text? I just clicked on it - it’s still there. ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/14 "2009-01-14T00:22:48Z")
> [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](#): > > It’s been removed-- anyone have the text? still loading up for me (maybe it’s in my cache though) i saved a copy of the page.. would i get in deep shit if i hosted it on my server for a few minutes? .. maybe there is another way around it ---
**Author:** ![Alan\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b3f665/32.png) [@Alan\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Bird)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/15 "2009-01-14T00:29:33Z")
• You do not participate in lascivious deviant sexual behavior • You do not choose alternative lifestyles as your lifestyle These two are highly laughable if you know that area of Vancouver. One of the higher concentrations of gays and lesbians in the city. • You do not smoke, drink or take drugs. Mandatory drug screening required. Yah, good luck with that. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/16 "2009-01-14T00:36:23Z")
Isn’t Broadway and Commerical basically a Skytrain station? ---
**Author:** ![Words\_on\_the\_Interweb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Words\_on\_the\_Interweb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Words_on_the_Interweb)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/17 "2009-01-14T00:44:23Z")
The 11:30p lights out confuses me. Wouldn’t a good Christian want his tenant to get sufficient (more than 6 hours) sleep? Besides, why would anyone need to be up after dark, unless they were engaging in lascivious deviant sexual behaviour? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/18 "2009-01-14T00:44:36Z")
Most of those rules sound like prison rules. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/19 "2009-01-14T00:44:45Z")
Is it possible they’re reprinting the rules of the local prison? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164/20 "2009-01-14T00:45:46Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Most of those rules sound like prison rules. Ooh, great minds and all that… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-craigslist-listing-is-seriously-funny/481164.md?page=2)