# Holy crap! I just got...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 1, 2012, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666 "2012-12-01T11:43:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/81 "2012-12-08T01:43:10Z")

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> [@levdrakon](#):
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> How are you guys with drag names?
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> “Hi, I’m Miss Demeanor!”

“Call me Ivanna. Ivanna Mann!”

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/82 "2012-12-08T01:51:36Z")

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> [@LawMonkey](#):
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> I am embarassed to admit how many of these things I never got either. The Beatles, sure. But In-Sink-Erator? Bender? Think Geek’s tagline? Not a clue before reading this thread.
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> An aside: Screw Kay Jewelers right to hell. The only more annoying jewelry tagline is “He went to Jared.”

I’m just glad I wasn’t the only one who didn’t get In-Sink-Erator! Thanks for fessing up. When _I_ figured it out not too long ago, I somewhat foolishly proudly announced it to my mom that I understood the pun and she was just kind of like :dubious: “You just now got that?”

> [@pulykamell](#):
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> No, you’re right, a “bender” usually takes place at least over a weekend, maybe over a week. You don’t go on a one-night “bender.” (At least not the way I know the word.)

I too feel that a bender happens over the course of several nights (where you are probably sleeping during the days), and probably involves some brawls, vandalism, or other hooliganism of some sort night after night.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/83 "2012-12-08T03:31:57Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> When I was in college, my English literature prof insisted on pronouncing the name of the protagonist in Byron’s poem as _Don Joo-ahn_ rahter than _Dohn_ _Hwahn_. He insisted that because Byron was English, and it was a fictional character, that the anglicized version was “correct.”
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> We then asked if Byron had consulted with Tirso deMolina, who had written the first account of the Don Juan legend nearly two centuries before Byron, but it was not a productive conversation.

We have two little boys in karate class with my kids who’s parents are from Mexico, and one of them spells his name Jauan, pronounced Joo-ahn. I was a bit confused when I first heard his name, but the kid had a conversation with me about how he spells his name. It was cute.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/84 "2012-12-08T06:52:49Z")

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> [@SiXSwordS](#):
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> And I think the Band Name ‘Rare Earth’ is a play on ‘Common Ground.’

More likely it’s a reference to the chemical term “rare earth”. The rare earth elements are a group of elements that for geological reasons don’t form concentrated deposits. So it was difficult to find places where they could be commercially mined.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/85 "2012-12-08T14:35:03Z")

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I just yesterday got that Bill Haley got the name for his band from “Halley’s comet”. :smack:

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/86 "2012-12-08T14:39:38Z")

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The Beatles aren’t from England. They’re from Liverpool! :smack:

I had no idea Jonathon Swift had anything to do with the Rock & Roll Era…

😛

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/87 "2012-12-08T16:39:42Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> The Beatles aren’t from England. They’re from Liverpool! :smack:

Is this supposed to be a joke? I don’t get it.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/88 "2012-12-08T21:30:13Z")

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> [@Acsenray](#):
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> Is this supposed to be a joke? I don’t get it.

Pretend to be an American. 😉

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/89 "2012-12-08T22:57:57Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> The Beatles aren’t from England. They’re from Liverpool! :smack:
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> I had no idea Jonathon Swift had anything to do with the Rock & Roll Era…

I don’t get either of these “jokes”…

…and I get why REO put a fish with a tuning fork in its mouth on that album cover.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/90 "2012-12-08T23:18:59Z")

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🙂 Think harder.

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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/91 "2012-12-08T23:24:06Z")

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It wasn’t until I bought the DVD set and listened to the audio commentary that I realized that Michael J Fox played his own _daughter_ as well his son in **Back to the Future II**. :smack: And that was one of my favorite movies growing up too.

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/92 "2012-12-08T23:47:32Z")

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I don’t have to pretend to be an American. I am one. I still don’t get it.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/93 "2012-12-09T00:02:53Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> I hate Flo Rida with a passion. Not the person, I heard the person is cool. I hate his music.

He’s got that really catchy blowjob song though.

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/94 "2012-12-09T01:00:40Z")

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Confession the first: I didn’t get the BEATles until I was in university, playing “Balderdash” coming up with fade definitions for words. I probably would have one the game but I gate a definition of one word as something or other as “infested by beatles”. My friend reading it said it: " Infested by Bee-at-uls. Let me guess, was it Ringo?"

I lost the game but ignorance fought!

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/95 "2012-12-09T05:18:48Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> 🙂 Think harder.

Oh, come on. Multiple people ask what joke you were making, and _this_ is how you respond?

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/96 "2012-12-09T06:39:53Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> When I was in college, my English literature prof insisted on pronouncing the name of the protagonist in Byron’s poem as _Don Joo-ahn_ rahter than _Dohn_ _Hwahn_. He insisted that because Byron was English, and it was a fictional character, that the anglicized version was “correct.”
> 
> We then asked if Byron had consulted with Tirso deMolina, who had written the first account of the Don Juan legend nearly two centuries before Byron, but it was not a productive conversation.

Your professor was quite right about the pronunciation. Many of the rhymes and much of the scansion and the humor of the poem does not work unless you pronounce it _Don Joo-ann_. However, this is not _because_ Byron was English and ignorant. It is all quite deliberate, and part of the joke of the poem. Byron was very cosmopolitan, widely traveled, and quite familiar with Spain.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/97 "2012-12-09T07:54:00Z")

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I got it.Liverput? Lillipool? What’s the name of the country in Gullible’s Travels? Anyway, that’s where the Crickets (called the Morningside Crickets in some countries) are from, but folks think they’re named after that British game, you know, the one they play at Eaten.

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/98 "2012-12-13T18:55:50Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> And of course, a rapper calls his rap style his ‘flow’, and speaks of ‘riding’ the beat.
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> So Flo Rida rides the flow.
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> I hate Flo Rida with a passion. Not the person, I heard the person is cool. I hate his music.

I’m hoping you’re not including _R.O.O.T.S._ in that hate…  
Futurama - Hermes. Planet Express is a delivery company. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/99 "2012-12-13T19:31:14Z")

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Nevermind.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-i-just-got/642666/100 "2012-12-13T20:34:18Z")

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> [@alphaboi867](#):
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> It wasn’t until I bought the DVD set and listened to the audio commentary that I realized that Michael J Fox played his own _daughter_ as well his son in **Back to the Future II**. :smack: And that was one of my favorite movies growing up too.

Same thing happened to me with Taylor Swift’s “[You Belong With Me](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bKAaKwX5aA)” video. I had seen it several times but never realized until someone else pointed it out that Swift is playing both girls in the video.

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