# Holy crap, I'm 30 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 9, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-im-30/440732 "2008-03-09T16:28:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-im-30/440732/21 "2008-03-10T14:15:29Z")
While waiting for the last few minutes to pass before I became 30 I was so incredibly depressed I thought to my self my life is over,I’m fucking old now. And I was right ,nothing meaningfull has happened to me since,I enjoy nothing,have done nothing and haven’t had sex with a beautiful woman since then. I’m looking forward to death.I’m just so sorry I’m too much of a coward to kill myself. And I reckon that to get the misery over with you should join EXIT while you’re still capable of walking unassisted. OK I was a bit naughty there,I was telling the truth about being depressed and I honestly thought I’d never hook up with a women ever again. My then wife who was much younger then me was desperately trying to cheer me up but it didn’t work. Now that I’m a desperately old cunt I can tell you that I’ve travelled and had adrenaline inspiring experiences all over the world even more then I did pre 30,basically because I now know what I’m doing and have been friendly with attractive young women in much larger numbers then I did pre30,basically because I now know what I’m doing. We talk about the arrogance of youth,I think that I must have had it by the bucketload,I’m V.V. glad I’ve found out the truth now. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-im-30/440732/22 "2008-03-10T14:26:12Z")
[QUOTE=Lust4Life] While waiting for the last few minutes to pass before I became 30 I was so incredibly depressed I thought to my self my life is over,I’m fucking old now. And I was right ,nothing meaningfull has happened to me since,I enjoy nothing,have done nothing and haven’t had sex with a beautiful woman since then. I’m looking forward to death.I’m just so sorry I’m too much of a coward to kill myself. And I reckon that to get the misery over with you should join EXIT while you’re still capable of walking unassisted. OK I was a bit naughty there,I was telling the truth about being depressed and I honestly thought I’d never hook up with a women ever again. My then wife who was much younger then me was desperately trying to cheer me up but it didn’t work. Now that I’m a desperately old cunt I can tell you that I’ve travelled and had adrenaline inspiring experiences all over the world even more then I did pre 30,basically because I now know what I’m doing and have been friendly with attractive young women in much larger numbers then I did pre30,basically because I now know what I’m doing. We talk about the arrogance of youth,I think that I must have had it by the bucketload,I’m V.V. glad I’ve found out the truth now. [/QUOTE] Before everybody gets outraged my missus and I split up,she just couldn’t handle living with such an incredibly good looking guy I guess. ---
**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-im-30/440732/23 "2008-03-10T16:29:41Z")
Glad I’m not the only fogie who’s turning 30 this week. Mine’s on the 12th. Happy Birthday **Cluricaun** , **Big Bad Voodoo Lou** , and all the other March babies. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-im-30/440732/24 "2008-03-10T20:45:20Z")
“I keep getting older and hairier On my neck, back, and derriere But not atop the pate. Dear DNA, let’s negotiate!” – [This Old Man](http://frontalot.com/index.php/?page=lyrics&lyricid=33) by MC Frontalot [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-im-30/440732.md?page=1)