Holy crap, I'm 30

While waiting for the last few minutes to pass before I became 30 I was so incredibly depressed I thought to my self my life is over,I’m fucking old now.
And I was right ,nothing meaningfull has happened to me since,I enjoy nothing,have done nothing and haven’t had sex with a beautiful woman since then.
I’m looking forward to death.I’m just so sorry I’m too much of a coward to kill myself.

And I reckon that to get the misery over with you should join EXIT while you’re still capable of walking unassisted.

OK I was a bit naughty there,I was telling the truth about being depressed and I honestly thought I’d never hook up with a women ever again.
My then wife who was much younger then me was desperately trying to cheer me up but it didn’t work.

Now that I’m a desperately old cunt I can tell you that I’ve travelled and had adrenaline inspiring experiences all over the world even more then I did pre 30,basically because I now know what I’m doing and have been friendly with attractive young women in much larger numbers then I did pre30,basically because I now know what I’m doing.

We talk about the arrogance of youth,I think that I must have had it by the bucketload,I’m V.V. glad I’ve found out the truth now.

Before everybody gets outraged my missus and I split up,she just couldn’t handle living with such an incredibly good looking guy I guess.

Glad I’m not the only fogie who’s turning 30 this week. Mine’s on the 12th.

Happy Birthday Cluricaun, Big Bad Voodoo Lou, and all the other March babies.

“I keep getting older and hairier
On my neck, back, and derriere
But not atop the pate.
Dear DNA, let’s negotiate!”

This Old Man by MC Frontalot