# Holy crap - the fetish to end all fetishes. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2005, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-the-fetish-to-end-all-fetishes/295549 "2005-03-21T13:28:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-the-fetish-to-end-all-fetishes/295549/1 "2005-03-21T13:28:15Z")
Just when I thought I’d seen it all… Clown sex? Check. Godzilla’s Foot fetish? Check. Now, there’s [Roy Orbison in Cling-Film.](http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm) I mean, Roy Orbison, of all people. _Roy Orbison!!!_ :eek: I…wasn’t sure if I should laugh, or cry, or shit my pants after seeing this site. Somebody’s even made a SONG about this. It has to be heard to be believed. (There’s no pictures on the main page, but the site is not work safe for obvious reasons.) ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-the-fetish-to-end-all-fetishes/295549/2 "2005-03-21T13:36:03Z")
It’s a hoax. [Go back one level.](http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk) I got taken in too. There was a thread about this a while back, I’ll have to do a search. I so wanted to believe this was real, because it’s so hilarious. It really says something about what the internet has done to our sensibilities as a society that this site is perfectly indistinguishable from a legitimate fetish site. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-the-fetish-to-end-all-fetishes/295549/3 "2005-03-21T13:39:16Z")
Wow. I wouldn’t have thought. I mean, it’s so over-the-top it seems real. Although, somewhere, you know that there’s _somebody_ getting off on it. Shudder. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-the-fetish-to-end-all-fetishes/295549/4 "2005-03-21T13:39:58Z")
[Here it is.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=179545&highlight=orbison+cling+film) I’m a little disturbed that I was the first to respond to two threads about Roy Orbison wrapped in cling film. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-the-fetish-to-end-all-fetishes/295549/5 "2005-03-21T15:53:09Z")
Thanks. Don’t feel too bad. _I’m_ just a tad disturbed that I checked out the entire site with morbid interest. And listened to the song. If I could get away with it, I’d play that song at work, just to see what kind of reactions it would generate. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-the-fetish-to-end-all-fetishes/295549/6 "2005-03-21T18:16:18Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > Clown sex? Check. > > Godzilla’s Foot fetish? Check. Wow. I haven’t been doing enough random web browsing recently. Hmm, clown sex. But a quick google shows it to be more Barnum and Bailey than Cirque du Soleil. People just have no taste. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-crap-the-fetish-to-end-all-fetishes/295549/7 "2005-03-21T21:14:53Z")
> [@Sage Rat](#): > > Wow. I haven’t been doing enough random web browsing recently. > > Hmm, clown sex. But a quick google shows it to be more Barnum and Bailey than Cirque du Soleil. People just have no taste. 😉 “A candy colored clown they call the sandman Tip-toes to my room every night…” “Blue Velvet” absolutely ruined that song for me. So **Goddess** , other than…this…do you like Roy Orbison? As a singer, I mean.