# Holy fcuk **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 1, 2000, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fcuk/35232 "2000-10-01T08:44:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tennents](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/fbc32d/32.png) [@tennents](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tennents)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fcuk/35232/1 "2000-10-01T08:44:59Z")
Fuck fuck fuck fuck, shit bitch whore cunt thats hot, some fucking hot sauce at this restaruant called “red devils” that you have to sign a wavier to try. They put on gloves to open this bottle, to pull out a little container with an eye droppper to but one tiny drop on a taco chip. Fuck so hot i puked, not fun but entirely woth it ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fcuk/35232/2 "2000-10-01T08:47:24Z")
If you think that is hot stuff, you should try inhaline police issue pepper spray!!! Not a good thing!! ---
**Author:** ![tennents](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/fbc32d/32.png) [@tennents](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tennents)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fcuk/35232/3 "2000-10-01T09:03:45Z")
Well im pretty sure this is the same but in liquid form. Me and about 6 friends were sitting at the bar where they had this wall of hot sauce with all the habenero junk and i asked to try the hotest. She put one drop (which looked like normal hotsauce ut with like a blood red seed in the middle)one one chip on a samlll plate of maybe 6 chips. i already had about 6 beer so i was feeling up for it. At first it wasnt much, but i ate all the chips and downed my 7th beer, then it hit, it stuck in the back of my throat on the left side and felt like it was burning a whole through me. I downed 2litres of milk the barmaid gave me then felt quite ill, headed for the bathroom, once all the milk came up i felt much better but it still burnt. when i returned to the bar my pals had ordered me another beer but being the bastard they are thy had topped it off with another hotsauce and dared me to chug it, but i tell you it was nothing compared to this stuff, it was called “pure cap” or somthing ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fcuk/35232/4 "2000-10-01T09:21:41Z")
Capsaicin Oil: The highly irritating oil that makes hot foods hot. This stuff sends your nerves into overdrive, causing a feeling of fire very unplesant to the average ruminant, the type these plants were hoping to fend off. Humans come along and decide they enjoy munching on fire, defeating these poor plants’ defensive mechnaisims by acquiring a taste for a chemical that says ‘don’t eat me’. Odd lot, we are. I have no doubt that you got a drop of that oil on your tongue. Drinking milk is one of the best things you could have done: Milk coats your mouth and reduces the damage done. Bread also works by absorbing the stuff. ---
**Author:** ![tennents](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/fbc32d/32.png) [@tennents](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tennents)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fcuk/35232/5 "2000-10-01T15:10:22Z")
apparently this stuff was like the second hottest sauce in the world, and its anot a sauce its a food additive for commercial purposes so the drop they gave me youd use for like and entire pot of chilithis is off one site about this sauce "Pure Cap $ 9.99 (2 oz.) The label says it all "WARNING Dangerously HOT! Avoid sensitive areas. Wash Hands after use. Use sparingly on food and in cooking. It also comes in a child proof container. This product is a cooking additive and is not a sauce or a condiment. It is rated at 500,000 scoville units- that’s off the scale!! " and on this link [http://www.tijuanaflats.com/cgibin/store/hotsauce.cgi?action=ENTER&thispage=purecap.htm&order\_id=!ORDERID](http://www.tijuanaflats.com/cgibin/store/hotsauce.cgi?action=ENTER&thispage=purecap.htm&order_id=!ORDERID)! its said that “Has a Scoville rating of 500,000 units and is 100 times hotter than a hot jalapeno pepper. Should only use as a food additive. We demand that you sign a legal disclaimer before buying this sauce. Ingredients: vegetable oil and Capsaicin” ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fcuk/35232/6 "2000-10-01T15:59:25Z")
The hottest pepper is 577,000 scoville units. Pure capascin is 1.5 million. Imagine THAT. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AM\_PM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AM\_PM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AM_PM)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fcuk/35232/7 "2000-10-01T16:02:36Z")
The worst stuff is Thai sauce. Bites at the back side of the throat. ---
**Author:** ![tennents](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/fbc32d/32.png) [@tennents](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tennents)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fcuk/35232/8 "2000-10-01T16:04:22Z")
Yeah this got caught at the back of my throat too as well as the entire inside of my mouth, it felt like someone was holding a soldering iron to the inside of my throat ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fcuk/35232/9 "2000-10-01T16:35:46Z")
I ate 2 habenero peppers on a dare once. Didn’t hurt so bad going down, I didn’t even need to drink any water. But dear God, on the way back out. I spread my cheeks and put the shower on ice cold. Took about 30 minutes for me to stop crying. –Tim ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fcuk/35232/10 "2000-10-01T17:19:46Z")
My dad, a hot sauce aficionado, once purchased a mystical compound in a market in Anguilla, called “Sally’s” hot sauce. The woman who sold it to him looked at him dubiously and asked him, “Are you sure? _This stuff’ll blow the asshole off a white man!_” ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fcuk/35232/11 "2000-10-01T17:29:18Z")
Huh. I saw the subject line and thought this was going to be about the birth of Jesus. My favorite pepper story happened to my dad. He had made a huge pot of chili and took it to work. The guys teased him about it not being hot enough. The next week, he made chili again and this time he ran out and bought some peppers (I’m not sure what kind). My mom warned him he may want to wear some rubber gloves, but my dad didn’t listen and started dicing the peppers. His fingers started burning, so out of reflex he sucked the juice off his fingers. I never saw the old man run the the fridge so fast in my life. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fcuk/35232/12 "2000-10-01T17:35:09Z")
Well, he should be happy he didn’t go to the bathroom with that stuff still on his fingers. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fcuk/35232/13 "2000-10-01T17:38:47Z")
Thought you guys might enjoy this: [I was a judge at a chili contest!](http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/humor/chili-tasting) ---
**Author:** ![Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goose)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fcuk/35232/14 "2000-10-01T17:44:39Z")
My dad was a truckdriver and tells me lots of stories. Once he was in a bar in Texas with his friend and he pulled out a pepper brought it to his mouth and decided it was too hot to eat so set it down. His friend thought he ate it and was challenging him so he grabbed one and shoved it in his mouth. Dumb move. He ate a whole loaf of bread. Another time when my dad was a cook someone kept eating his lunch so he made a pepper sandwich and the man ate it and they had to call an ambulance. The cops tried to say that my dad was responsible for poisoning him on purpose so to prove it he ate the rest of the sanswich without incident. Personally I can’t go near peppers without fear. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fcuk/35232/15 "2000-10-01T17:53:22Z")
Does eating really hot stuff affect your grammar, spelling and punctuation? Just curious. A while back we bought some habanero-stuffed, spanish olives. Doobieous, pricciar, psycat and I took turns eating them and laughing at each other as our faces got flushed and we tried to be cool about our constricting windpipes. Luckily the heat is short lived. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fcuk/35232/16 "2000-10-01T18:29:55Z")
I remember eating at an Indian restaurant here in Oxford and ordering Chicken Phal (even hotter than the vindaloo). The stuff was so hot I was unable to even speak for half an hour. I noticed that a few weeks later the dish was no longer on the menu. And yes, **Homer** , it was much worse on the way out. But at least I didn’t have to use ice cubes. I can’t wait to try the _naga jalokia_ when it comes to England, though. Twice as hot as the habanero! ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fcuk/35232/17 "2000-10-01T18:40:12Z")
I remember one time, when I ate a really hot pepper, I saw all sorts of visions. Once, I met my coyote spirit guide. It was kinda cool.