# Holy fuck, is this the campus commons?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 11, 2004, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765 "2004-03-11T21:36:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/61 "2004-03-12T20:13:37Z")

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> [@askeptic](#):
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> Despite your bluster and attempted insults and despite my failed attempt at banter, I will gladly buy the first beer if ever we meet.

I think my insults were quite on target, and your failed attempt at banter is more properly labeled ‘bluster’.

Since I don’t drink beer, you’ll be buying it for yourself.

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**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/62 "2004-03-12T20:30:25Z")

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> [@\*\*SteelWolf\*\*](#):
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> There is simply no other hypothesis that explains the odd nature of this thread.

Maybe it’s just your lack of experience, **SteelWolf**.

I mean, good grief!

Here’s you:  
Join Date: Jun 2001  
Posts: 27

And here’s **askeptic** :  
Join Date: Mar 2004  
Posts: 115

Numbers don’t lie.

Let’s see if you’ve learned anything… what’s my point?  
😉

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/63 "2004-03-12T20:47:49Z")

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Did it ever occur to you that criticizing people for the number of posts they have made in a relatively short time may not really be the best choice of tactics? Consider that as I sit here, between violent episodes of vomitting, due to certain medications, I choose to reach out to my fellow human beings instead of watching TV. But don’t worry, there is a pretty good chance I will not be around to post much longer. Thanks for completely missing the point of the OP and choosing to spew insults.

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**Author:** ![SteelWolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@SteelWolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteelWolf)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/64 "2004-03-12T21:07:28Z")

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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln

…or should that be “lurk before you leap”?

😉

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/65 "2004-03-12T21:15:34Z")

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> [@askeptic](#):
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> Apparently when it comes to stupidity you are not all that quiet.

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”  
— Edmund Burke 1729

> [@askeptic](#):
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> Did you intend to leave out the article in your first sentence?

Actually, it was ‘dumbed down’ to meet your optimum input level. But I’ll happily raise the bar a notch to, say, 9th grade reading comprehension to accommodate your need to improve yourself. If you feel uncomfortable with the difficulty, don’t be ashamed to let me know. 😉

> [@askeptic](#):
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> What is a secret Cobra Base? Why would anyone be searching for them?

Now, now, **Askeptic Man** , why do you think Mattel would give you a Pick-up truck if you weren’t going to have to go search for something? Check your back-pack and make sure the factory installed fresh ‘Energizer’ batteries and not those cheap ‘Ray-O-Vac’ ones. Your ‘light-up grenades’ seem to be getting dim.

> [@askeptic](#):
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> Fuck Off.

Such enlightened eloquence from a Sock Puppet; I’m honoured indeed. Imagine that out of the Billions of words that your English professor taught our plastic action hero, the only two that expressed your achievements in education, your level of class, and your dissatisfaction with me as a person just happened to be those two. So tell me: was it an original thought? I didn’t see any quotation marks, **Askeptic Man**. You aren’t a Plagerer, are you…? :eek:

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**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/66 "2004-03-12T21:19:08Z")

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> [@askeptic](#):
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> Did it ever occur to you that criticizing people for the number of posts they have made in a relatively short time may not really be the best choice of tactics? Consider that as I sit here, between violent episodes of vomitting, due to certain medications, I choose to reach out to my fellow human beings instead of watching TV. But don’t worry, there is a pretty good chance I will not be around to post much longer. Thanks for completely missing the point of the OP and choosing to spew insults.

Oh, I got the point of the OP, all right. You started this thread to brag about how you hijacked a perfectly valid discussion (yeah, I know, you thought it was a hijack) that you couldn’t follow in another thread with a petty complaint that was ignored by the other posters. The OP of that thread never seemed to feel that the discussion of statistics was a hijack. Now you’re mad because we haven’t commiserated with your whine about “pompous fools”.

I don’t know what you mean by “best choice of tactics”. Do you mean like hinting that you’re at death’s door, after having just offered to buy me a beer when we meet in the future? Nobody’s forcing you to post in the Pit again and again. You’re allowed to lurk, too. Sorry there’s nothing good on TV.

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/67 "2004-03-12T22:49:58Z")

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I did not mean to give the impression that I was at deaths door, I just have a pretty nasty case of the flu. When I said I would probably not be around much longer I was referring to the fact that I will be going back to work soon and not have so much freetime to instigate so much wrath.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/68 "2004-03-13T04:24:45Z")

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> [@SteelWolf](#):
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> It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln

Homer’s Brain: What does that mean? We better say something or they’ll think we’re stupid.  
Homer: Takes one to know one!  
Homer’s Brain: SWISH!  
–The Simpsons

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/69 "2004-03-13T04:44:10Z")

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> [@quietman1920](#):
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> Such enlightened eloquence from a Sock Puppet; I’m honoured indeed. Imagine that out of the Billions of words that your English professor taught our plastic action hero, the only two that expressed your achievements in education, your level of class, and your dissatisfaction with me as a person just happened to be those two. So tell me: was it an original thought? I didn’t see any quotation marks, **Askeptic Man**. You aren’t a Plagerer, are you…? :eek:

If you believe that someone is a sock puppet, please do not accuse him/her on the boards, instead email an admin with your reasons. If you suspect someone of plagiarizing, you may mention it on the boards, IF you can provide proof.

Lynn  
For the Straight Dope

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**Author:** ![Optihut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/edb3f5/32.png) [@Optihut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Optihut)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/70 "2004-03-14T17:39:40Z")

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> [@Lynn Bodoni](#):
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> If you believe that someone is a sock puppet, please do not accuse him/her on the boards, instead email an admin with your reasons. If you suspect someone of plagiarizing, you may mention it on the boards, IF you can provide proof.
> 
> Lynn  
> For the Straight Dope

I almost feel stupid for asking, but… What’s a sock puppet? Right now I am having an image of A-Team in my mind, where Murdock put a sock over his hand and started to bother B.A. with his “speaking” sock.  
However, I don’t think that’s what you meant. Or is it?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/71 "2004-03-14T18:26:19Z")

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Actually, **Optihut** , that’s a good image. Sock puppets are created by folks (like trolls) who get banned, and return under a new identity. Once detected, they’re banned for being sock puppets.

I believe that the term also extends to people who have one established identity here, who create a second identity (the sock puppet) and post under it as well. Being caught doing that will get both identities banned.

I’m not a mod, so I’d welcome correction if I’ve misstated it.

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**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/72 "2004-03-14T18:52:33Z")

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Actually, **EddyTeddyFreddy** , as you should well know, _this_ [a sockpuppet](http://www.kidsnet.org/lambchop/images/shari.jpg). 🙂

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**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2004, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/73 "2004-03-14T18:56:09Z")

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this…a sockpuppet.  
…^ is ^

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2004, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/74 "2004-03-14T19:05:20Z")

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> [@gluteus maximus](#):
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> Actually, **EddyTeddyFreddy** , as you should well know, _this_ [a sockpuppet](http://www.kidsnet.org/lambchop/images/shari.jpg). 🙂

Which one – on the right or the left? 😕

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2004, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/75 "2004-03-14T19:07:53Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> Which one – on the right or the left? 😕

The redhead, silly.

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**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2004, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/76 "2004-03-14T19:17:29Z")

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**Baaaa-aa-aa-aa!**

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2004, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/77 "2004-03-14T19:49:50Z")

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What campus commons are you referring to in the title? South Campus Commons?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/78 "2004-03-14T21:53:04Z")

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I’ve discovered **Askeptic’s** secret identity: [Roger Hackney](http://www.campuscommons.net/)!

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**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2004, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/79 "2004-03-14T22:13:23Z")

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Holy fuck!

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fuck-is-this-the-campus-commons/233765/80 "2004-03-15T13:28:48Z")

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Good to hear about the finnif, **askeptic**. It’d be too much to hope you’ve spent it on a dictionary? 😃

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