# Holy fucking shit i can fucking swear again, thank fucking christ!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 11, 2002, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549 "2002-03-11T10:16:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SteveSteve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SteveSteve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveSteve)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/1 "2002-03-11T10:16:17Z")
FUCK!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/2 "2002-03-11T10:20:23Z")
Maybe you should have posted this in the Pit? Maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/3 "2002-03-11T10:25:42Z")
> [@](#): > > Maybe you should have posted this in the Pit? Maybe? Definitely! Off to the **Pit** with thee. * * * **Cajun Man** - SDMB Moderator ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/4 "2002-03-11T10:25:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SteveSteve \* > \*\*FUCK!🙂 \*\* And as usual, any potential we give can be overdone to the point where we might start feeling it’s something we have to take away. It happened with images. It happened with HTML. Reign it in a bit, bud, and don’t let it happen with this. ---
**Author:** ![SteveSteve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SteveSteve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveSteve)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/5 "2002-03-11T10:33:10Z")
Sorry, sorry, got carried away, won’t happen again. By the way the new board is beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/6 "2002-03-11T13:41:00Z")
fuckshitfuckityfuckasspisstitsboobsassholebitchpissclitdamnasspoopshitpoopcockfucktittysuckbastardpunkassmotherfuckerrasmfrasmshitdamnboobs. Oh, and Fuck. It’s good to be back:p ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/7 "2002-03-11T14:11:28Z")
(To the tune of the 1812 overture) OsTI de ciboâre de viarge de tabernac! _boom BOOM_ La Virgén de puta ma-a-dre! _boom BOOM_ Forfikighu, chiuj! Zamenfek! _boom BOOM_ Shit piss goddamn motherfu-uck-kers! _DAH-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH da-da-DA-da-da-DA-da-da-DA-da-da-da-DA-DAAAH-BOOOOOOOM_ (Vocalise is harder to type than I thought.) As an alternative, insert the complete text of George Carlin’s Incomplete List of Impolite Words. ---
**Author:** ![FlyingDragonFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@FlyingDragonFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingDragonFan)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/8 "2002-03-11T14:29:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by El Elvis Rojo \* > fuckshitfuckityfuckasspisstitsboobsassholebitchpissclitdamnasspoopshitpoopcockfucktittysuckbastardpunkassmotherfuckerrasmfrasmshitdamnboobs. You forgot “felch.” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/9 "2002-03-11T14:31:58Z")
Fuck shit piss damn hell bitch bastard dick cunt pussy! ---
**Author:** ![Billy\_Rubin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billy_rubin/32/3622_2.png) [@Billy\_Rubin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Rubin)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/10 "2002-03-11T14:34:20Z")
Yeah,baby! b. Oh, and fuckinay! ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/11 "2002-03-11T17:25:19Z")
I tried to find the complete text to Jay’s rap from the beginning of Jay and Silent Bob strike Back, but I couldn’t so I’ll just give the beginning of it… “Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck…” ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/12 "2002-03-11T17:58:35Z")
Well then, just to test the parameters here again - Fie upon thee, naughty fellow, and dost thou kiss thy mother with that mouth? Verily do I say that much doo-doo should be thy lot. Ware lest thee be cast into the exterior darkness, where men do weep and gnash their teeth, and say one unto another, "I shouldst have listened to my dear mother, who did warn me ever and oft that no one doth like a potty mouth. " Then shall they, and those who cross against the light, and do not put the milk carton back when they are done with it, and those who did jump off a bridge just because their friends did the like, repent in sackcloth and ashes until their time of pentitence be past and they can wash up and come to supper. And don’t let it happen again. Regards, Shodan OK, it was lame - I needed another practice post to be sure of my password. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/13 "2002-03-11T20:33:18Z")
“I don’t got that bad of a mouth, do I? Fuck, shit, ass, bitch, cunt, shoo-bee-da-do-wop…” -Eminem “Who Knew” ---
**Author:** ![\_your\_name\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/919ad9/32.png) [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/14 "2002-03-11T21:13:30Z")
Now I’ll hold up flash card and you all say a profane word that matches with it! :shuffles: L! ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/15 "2002-03-11T21:51:52Z")
Fuck! I feels so fucking good to fucking swear again. God DAMN! In-fucking-credible. ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_The\_Bold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dale\_The\_Bold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_The_Bold)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/16 "2002-03-11T22:19:25Z")
Golly, I must agree that the opportunity to swear on these boards again is just super! And you all are doing a swell job at it. Damn swell. ---
**Author:** ![Alereon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alereon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alereon)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/17 "2002-03-11T23:41:26Z")
_pops up head and looks about_ THANK YOU FUCKING JESUS! Not only is the SDMB back, but no more need to restrain my colorfull vocabulary! Erm, now I can’t think of anything. Fuckity-Fuck. _dives to the floor as the crack of the moderator sniper rifle sounds_ ---
**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/18 "2002-03-12T00:45:39Z")
**BUM!!!** Teeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!!! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/19 "2002-03-12T01:34:30Z")
Sacred copulating excrement, I can as well. Goody goody gumdrops. Darn! Fudge! Oh my stars and garters! What a sense of liberation! Heavens above! Gracious me! POO POO! Dear me, that felt wonderful. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/20 "2002-03-12T02:05:19Z")
Ma’s out, pa’s out, let’s talk rude! Pee po belly bum drawers! Dance in the garden in the nude! Pee po belly bum drawers! Let’s write rude words all down our street, stick out our tongues at the people we meet, let’s have an intellectual treat, Pee po belly bum drawers! -Flanders & Swann [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549.md?page=2)